/rug/ general - /rug/ general edition

Games this weekend:

Highlanders v Crusaders
Rebels v Brumbies
Hurricanes v Reds
Waratahs v Bulls
Sunwolves v stormers
Cheetahs v Kings
Lions v Blues
Jaguares v Sharks

rugby.

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First for blues championship within 5 years

Highlanders will win the cup

Anyone else feeling that Highlanders v Crusaders is gonna be the decider for the rest of the comp? I genuinely can't see the Chiefs winning it, all of this spaghetti after them getting so far ahead reminds me so much of the canes last year

Sharks are going to win the comp.

>any team outside of NZ winning any time in the next decade

Spoiler Alert: Reds win in 2019

Typical shit Aussie OP

>reminds me of the canes last year
Slowly building up to an unstoppable winning machine then choking in the final?

I literally made it to eliminate the shit that you faggots always complain about. You cunts wanted boring ops so I gave one to you.

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what a fucking retard

Just add in the dates and times and it would have been 10/10. I mean you are half way there. Apply yourself next time

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The state of the Aussies education system

The problem, and this has been explained to you before, is that you're trying to be funny.
But you're not funny.
Midweek /rug/ OPs have no meaning.
At all.
Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
Then piss off back to plebbit you seething fucking casual.

That's literally what I did and you faggots still spazzed out about it.

If you are going to do the upcoming matches do it properly
If you are going to name the thread name it something that makes sense

Only the spazzes spazzed m8.
The only threads that matter are Fir and Sat tßh.

We don't really need match info on a Wed though do we. But you're right. if you're going to pretend to be trying, try harder.

Anyway, Blues will not win the championship this year.

I agree

elite rugby knowledge

>pretend to be trying

the entire point is that I was not trying. It was the most low effort OP I could think of.

>most low effort
This is Name: /rug/
Pic: any rugby player at all
Done ez pz

You put in effort and didn't even go all the way. I bet some northerners will make fun of you lad

Well, the Rebels meme is dead.

Looks like its another "Brumbies will get knocked out in the first week of the finals year"

Please find attached hereto sufficiently low effort OP image for this weeks games.

sg.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fit-to-post-sports/why-i-play--hitoshi-ono--rugby-005052687.html

>After we beat South Africa, everyone at the Stadium and even the people on the streets congratulated us. The most impressive moment was the moment when I signed my autograph on the South African flag after the game. The South African fans must have been so disappointed after their team lost to us, who were a weaker team, but the fans still congratulated us and this showed how great the rugby culture is in their country. Many of their locals were also at Brighton Hotel, where we stayed and they all congratulated us.

LGTSS

>South Africucks

Hooray! Fuck the Brumbies.

Seriously though, the last /rug/ thread was elegant.
/rug/
picture of iconic wallabies

Sopoaga is now the top first-five-eighth in NZ and Ben Smith is still the best fullback.
Now we go that out of the way, Nina or Edwina lads?

why not both?

what team do they play for?

>choice between a chubby girl who looks like she might be mentally handicapped and a literal solid 7

Think I'll wait til NH /rug/ before I start posting again lads.

The Takapuna Tarts.

Is that a real place? It sounds TOO kiwi.

Yeah it is. It's next to Devonport, or "Devo" as shitspouter calls it when he's pretending to be another person.

before you start, you need to realise that you have a major town unironically called Woolongong.

Firstly, it's Wollongong.

Secondly, it's pronounced the way it looks, rather than with an F at the start for some reason.

Thirdly, how dare you insult the brave native peoples of australia. That's bad mana cuz.

If you are not a Sharks supporter and an occasional dabbler in the results of the Moldovan Rugby Union team, I want you to leave

Nina's holding herself back with her hair and dress desu, just looks like all the rest

Her belts are holding things back as well.

Dane Coles AB captain when?

Never, goatposters mobile ID.

tttcaht (to tell the complete and honest truth) I'm not GES, for one I don't study law ;)

>Parramatta forward Junior Paulo has reportedly breached his NRL contract by playing a game of park rugby union.

stop talking to yourself you complete fucking faggot.

>people IN THIS THREAD actually WATCHED the bachelor

Highlanders > Crusaders
Rebels < Brumbies
Hurricanes > Reds
Waratahs > Bulls
Sunwolves < Stormers
Cheetahs > Kings
Lions ? Blues
Jaguares < Sharks

Loins

This year once Richie McGod's understudy falls flat on his face

I watched a total of 3 episodes

Married at first sight however is a 10/10 show

nah

Crusaders
'bels
Lions

>Loins are 1-3 against NZ teams this year
>the 1 win was @ chiefs

You on absolutely seething watch

>the reds have the best record of all the Australian teams against NZ team

fresh OC in honour of brain cancer awareness month.

>its an anons talk about me behind my back volume
Pathetic. Say it to my face.

Also leave devvo god alone he literally did nothing wrong.

Glad I influenced a panel
t. King of "meme tactics"

>No glasgow guy or ulstermen

NH deserves representation you shitlord

Otherwise good memd

NH got representation in the last 6N edition.

Ulstermen is a fairly new meme.

Stay mad fuckhead

you're doing it wrong.

/nzrug/ should breakaway from /rug/ to be quite honest, the quality of australian and british (except for that one guy) "posting" leaves quite a lot to be desired. Maybe a few years with some lesser opponents might see them be able to step up to our muscular elite level.

>Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
It has to be a picture of le avo man m8 (avos optional)
and if there's no replies in 5 mins samefag it with a post about grilled cheese sandwiches or poo

I've got just the board for you

Mate if I wanted a comeback I'd kiss your mother.

there's actually only one or three NZ posters who should stick around, the rest are autistic attention seeking namefags

that wasn't a comeback......

Nice preprepared putdown. I'm sure you kill it at open mic nights when you do nothing but recite jimmy Carr bits you fucking pleb.

>making that post in the middle of a work day

Get a job m8.

Midweek /rug/ threads are just an excuse for off topic shitposting

>One or three
Me and GES make it at least 2

Just had an earthquake lads

AMA

how did your mum fall over

...

That would be impressive 2bh

Fall over and create a 4.7 quake

Thanks m8.
(I assume you're talking about me staying)

>that's quite a slug

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Why do you choose to live in the arsehole of New Zealand?

I don't live in Auckland lad

ahahahahahaha no I meant crushedchurch

Chch is better than cuckland imo

>muslim mayor of London

Pretty sure the earthquake was just the dying throes of cunterbury rugby. Its time to evacuate the city and relocate the crusaders to bay of plenty.

But for real tho i hope nobody is hurt.

FYI
There are 3 decent Auck lads, self included.
There is one decent Chch lad (prob. original AMS)
There is one decent Welly lad.

Then there's statscunt when he appears, cancer in its purest form. It doesn't matter where he's from (fucking Adelaide ffs) as he has no interest in rugby and is here only to ape Australian /cric/ shitposting. Is also probably namefag I'm a giant faggot or whatever the fuck it is.
As for the namefags shitspouter, jeff and dero we can assume it's all just shitspouter spouting his lame shit. It doesn't really matter who's who, it's all garbage.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Remember to Know Your Stuff.

I thought earthquakes in Christchurch was just a meme.

uh huh. desu other than the namefags i only notice that fella who makes statements about the game. probably autistic, but good lad.

out of the aussie rugulars, there's me, michael hooper's bullying victim, the juan imhoff fella who porked loads of chicks in argie, gentleben the ripper, rebelsfag and the other reds supporter who has no personality, and also the blues fag living here

dunno why any cunts complaining, the only inner rug cancer comes from the kiwi namefags

...

Nah mate half the city was legitimately destroyed by earthquakes

Here is the recent one geonet.org.nz/quakes/region/canterbury/2016p355041

It was a bit tame. Couple of big jolts and a tiny shake. I didn't even flinch 2bh

>living on a fault line
absolute fucking madmen

Auckland is on active volcanoes
And pretty much every main city is on the fault line other than Hamilton which is on a swamp

I gave ur mum my 4.7 and made her ache.

I thought there were two of you.
It all blends together.

>mfw four of them are my alter egos

carn look at the superbru, clearly at least six of us

...

>alter egos
That's not how you are meant to think about your multiple personality disorders

Thanks for loaning me a face lad.

Argie lad says go fuck yourself.

>small dick Aussies confirmed

see

Anyone else following the cucksketball? Steven Adams is becoming a legit superstar and is putting up big numbers.