/heem/: 11th planet jiu jitsu edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: NEWS:

>The Zuffa era is soon to end
espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion

>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant

>Rothwell on JDS fight
mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically

>Silva out of UFC 198
sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html

>Dennis Siver out of fight with BJ Penn
bjpenn.com/mma-news/bj-penn/breaking-dennis-siver-fight-bj-penn-ufc-searching-new-opponent/

>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
negative attention is still attention
if you want people to stop shitposting, stop replying to shitposters

Other urls found in this thread:

espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
sports.yahoo.com/news/dana-white-says-ufc--not-for-sale--despite-report-to-the-contrary-021432483-mma.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw
youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
youtube.com/watch?v=vgs4Cq-MW1o
youtube.com/watch?v=5gM-Bf2Vn9c
vimeo.com/124847767
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11654784/anderson-silva-to-undergo-surgery-wednesday-could-be-cleared-to-train
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

previous UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

NEWS:

>The Zuffa era is soon to end
espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion

>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant

>Rothwell on JDS fight
mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically

>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

>Anderson out of Fight Night: Curitiba
twitter.com

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
negative attention is still attention

**DO NOT QUOTE POSTS, WE MUST MAKE THE (YOU)CONOMY GREAT AGAIN**

>le no reply mememe

Why do you make these schedules so long you fucking autist, wgaf about half of these

We can also fucking read numbers and know 6 = June, dummy

I don't care about people who don't care about half of the cards

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you should because you're a fucking worthless piece of shit and i fuckign own you

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no one cares shitlord you're not funny

good thread op

literally cookie cutter autism and this is what you get

hahahahahhahahahaha

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Reminder that pro wrestling is the best martial arts style to train.
>Sakuraba
>fuck an iron chin it's about iron body,chairs,tables,kendo sticks,etc
>very athletic
>Pro wrestler BTFO the GOAT Royce Gracie easily
>Brock Laser BTFO out UFC in second fight becoming champion
>CM Punk defeated Brock Lesnar and John Cena, his potential in MMA is unlimited
>One of the GOATS Filthy Tom Lawlor was a pro wrestler
>DC was a pro wrestler
>Chael trained in WCW before doing MMA
>Conor learned from the best Ric Flair

IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH A (You) REFUTING MY POINTS IT PROVES ME RIGHT

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Honestly how does Floyd Mayweather beat this strategy? His punches would do nothing.

movement

Was this the first death in the octagon?

sports.yahoo.com/news/dana-white-says-ufc--not-for-sale--despite-report-to-the-contrary-021432483-mma.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

goofs btfo

mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

"MMA is a lot closer to entertainment than sport these days. I'm not satisfied with the way the company is handling sponsorship. We are pretty much living in slavery. We can't use our own sponsors, they are banned inside the Octagon. We have no properties."
Since the Reebok deal was established, in July 2015, Belfort said it has become his personal task to leave a legacy where fighters won't be treated this poorly in such a brutal and unforgiving sport.
"The good thing about breaking records is when you're not worried about it. When you are, it becomes frustrating. My happiness comes from within. Breaking records is what I do best. I hope I can leave a legacy which fighters can use to raise awareness about a minimum wage pay. It's a contact sport. I don't think it's fair for someone to earn 500 dollars to be elbowed in the face. There has to be a retirement plan, which does not exist now. That's something for the next generation. They need to save their money and invest. They need to know the athlete life will end."
Now, the 38-year-old knows his career is approaching its end, and his last fight could always be the next one, but Belfort doesn't worry too much. He says he has been fighting just for the love of it for a while now.
"All my next fights could be my last. So you should make your dream as if it was your last, too. I'm very happy with my career and everything I conquered. I do this because I love it, today. I'm still a voice to be heard. I can still help the sport."

The next few years are going to be very interesting, I think

When I was 6 I was walking about with my brother (14) and he saw a snail crawling along the gutter.

From about 5 metres he threw a small stone and splattered that snail all along the gutter. He was gobsmacked by the awesome shot and laughed in disbelief. He turned to me and asked "Did you see that shot?". I wanted to say yeah, good shot but all I could manage was "Poor snail" and started tearing up.

My brother, in one of his rare moments of level-headedness straightened up, looked at the snail and said "Yeah."

He scooped up the smeared snail and broken shell with a leaf, dug a small hole in the grass and buried him, even leaving a small stick as a marker.

6 year old me who had never been to a funeral asked God to look after snaily, dried my eyes and didn't feel so bad. But the memory lives on.

If my brother had reacted in any less a caring way I'm not sure I'd have much respect for him at this point, and animal cruelty would probably devastate me. Early lessons in grief are healthy.

Without a doubt the worst thread in a long time

You might be right tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)

Once I put these fires out, you and I are gonna have a fuckin' go bud.

thanks bud

For anyone who wasn't in the last thread, leave /heem/ for the next few days

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fags

you wont do shit pussy, i'll drop you faster than trudeau motherfucker

yo whatup lads we still driving up the value of (You)s?

More like you'll drop to your knees faster, faget

Post your walkout song.
youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

>that shirt
Everytime

How about to counter act the no reply fags we should quote people in posts who aren't quoting even if the post doesn't relate to them

i'll start

Nothing entrances and infects me with as much enjoyment as cains walk ins

youtube.com/watch?v=vgs4Cq-MW1o

what do now that the fights have changed with anderson out lol

it's amazing how one simple change improved the thread quality by 1000%. keep it up lads.

>He believes this

youtube.com/watch?v=5gM-Bf2Vn9c
BUILD IT

i report every french and fakefrench maple leaf flag i see.

Weidman literally has a Mexican wife. WTF.

>those triggered annotations
did cuck thomas make this gay shit

dillashaw or assuncao

Why?

who?

im now a fan of the chris, he knows what is good for his country

>my wife es Colombiano
>mentions this every other minute
>films his vlogs in the cuckshed

Assanco all day.

Don't reply to anglos

Dillashaw by KO
The only person in BW right now who has a reasonable chance of beating Dillashaw is Cruz desu

TJ wins 100%

can we all agree that the people who are saying not to quote anyone are just shitposters
you had me rused for a bit, good job

If you can't see the benefit of this new posting era then I feel sorry for you lad.

>that one british guy who is taking non quoting extremely seriously cause of the discussion value

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schaub

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we've reached a new level of shitposting
keep it up
shitpost faster and harder so we'll get tired of it quicker

Full

Are they officially married now?

when schaub was a straight cold blooded murderer
what happened /heem/, was it ronda?

Schaub could have easily won the title were it not for the string of illegal KOs he was victim to. What a shame. I wonder if justice will ever be served.

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fox and reebok. Gotta pay him more to risk hurting himself. and now the fighter and the kid is taking off for them

stupid cuck trainer targaryen ass nigga ruining b schaubs career

TOTALLY

GET YOUR HOCKEY LOVING ASS TO THE RIGHT THREAD U BRITBONG

Do you think Travis jerks off to Edmond and Ronda having sex

fuck, didn't see this either. benis siber done

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JUST

NGANNOU

FEED HIM TO MAX

>Rogan's on it
>Schuab's on it
>Tate's on it
>Kingbury's on it

Is Keto a meme diet or is it legit?

ngannou

This fight is cozy as fuck.

vimeo.com/124847767

it's legit

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>tfw from the scottish isles
>only ever seen this behaviour on the internet
>didn't see a black person till I was at least 15
>move to america
>blacks fucking everywhere
>they're fucking crazy

>doing anything Rogan does
carb the fuck up dumb cunt

Just fucking eat less. Why do goofs insist on making it difficult?

francis ngannou

>implying everyone of those people isn't just imitating Rogan

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ATKINS WAS THE SAME IDEA ITS LEGIT THAT SAID IT DOESNT MAKE YOU SMARTER JUST WILL BURN FAT AND YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY BECAUSE CARBS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HAPPINESS THEY SAY

francis ngannou bull

I know, right? Just eat broccoli/brussels sprouts and fish/chicken every meal. Snack on some carrots occasionally and drink a glass of milk before bed and you're good.

mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11654784/anderson-silva-to-undergo-surgery-wednesday-could-be-cleared-to-train

4-6 WEEKS PUTS HIM ON TRACK FOR 201 OR NY RETURN WITH CONOR ASWELL.

DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2 MAKE IT HAPPEN IN THE GARDEN

bull ngannou cuck you haha
son of your partner that is not your sex partner meaning it is not your son but you are still raising it

faggot

ngannou meme bull
very funny francis ngannou cuck meme haha laff i laff u laff we all laff

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Conor had a crisis and can't be trusted with big projects for a while.

JON JONES

Don't reply to anglos

>DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2

Trash it goes.

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THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME

>argentina
>calling anyone a faggot

>silva is 41 and will never fight again

>anglo
somebody needs a political and cultural geography lesson

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