Dallas Cowboys = America's team

Dallas Cowboys = America's team

_____________ = [your country]'s team

That America's team bullshit is just a stupid marketing gimmick

Then what is America's team? What team embodies the spirit of what it means to be American?

The patriots

The Patriots.

fite me

True Americans don't take pride in cheating

Pittsburgh Steelers = Earth's team

5 is more than 4.

t. loser

he asked what team is representative of being an american.
Wearing assless chaps and dressing like youre in the village people is only for people from cali.

Is there a team called 'The Fat Rednecks'?

No but Chicago has a team called the fire, I think canada might like that alot.

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Leicester City - England's Team

They already have the Calgary Flames, who are in Alberta, Canada

It's obviously the Patriots.

>rich as fuck
>ruthless
>winning is all that matters

let's not forget that there are only 2 countries that play football...out of about 195 countries on Earth.
80-90% of humanity literally has no idea what football is.

>>rich as fuck
>>ruthless
>>winning is all that matters

and that's supposed to reflect the USA? lol
be serious, Pedro.

>Dallas Cowboys = America's team
Not anymore.

>Leicester City - The World's Team

FTFY

Patriot's and Eagles are joint America's team you fucking shitnigger

>True Americans don't take pride in cheating
America was fucking built on cheating.

>believing in a marketing media gimmick created to excuse shameless bandwagonery

wew

>implying anyone outside of New England likes the Patriots

>implying anyone outside America likes America

>Implying the Netherlands is relevant in any way

Team Canada is Canada's team.

A
Fucking
Toothpaste

>implying we want to be relevant

we'll keep our comfy lives, you keep your stress

as much as you don't want to admit it, it's provably the most supported team inside Britain

Only one answer really

>cowboys
>a past filled with glory
>a present filled with disappointment
Sounds like America alright

fuck off

Implying anyone (including Pennsylvania residents) likes the Iggles.

especially considering how nobody but Mexicans root for them

New Zealand.

Because, you know, our teams are based on regions, not where franchises decide the most shekels are.

dallas cowboys = 8-8, >my team = 12-4

what is my team?

>represented by abbos
lmao such cucks

>the dallas 8-8s
>last championship was exactly 20 years ago
>are single-digit games above .500 since then
>brag about ancient rings

the only way in which they are "America's Team" is that their fans are fat, stupid, disgusting, and proud of being aesthetically and personally revolting.
No offense, rest of America, just noting that's how we're generally seen by the rest of the world.