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glum chum edition

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>only one link to the next thread

many people will miss this

Might do a picture of the arse lads
Thoughts?

Put my name in the Jewish gematria

I LITERALLY can't even any more :(
I'm going to take the pain away on the most visible part of my body in a way which will cause the least amount of visible harm

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>Karambit fade

Rank?

with this new law, we truly are 1984

>knives that aren't kitchen knives

alri runt

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37989728


someone needs to go on the telly right away and explain to us why trade and migration are this inseparable .

suspect the reason is the same as the india thing. that a lot of the time when they negotiate trade deals they's using migration agreements at the same time and now it's all just too convoluted so that the economics would completely break down if migration stumbled
the migration agreements will all have their own monetary value which will be huge and if removed it'll need to be made up in other ways or risk the whole trade agreement, boost to economic activity and standard of living that comes with it.

how do we actually sort this. no meme answers please.

I'm 5'6 lads

At least the power is in the hands of the Tories instead of some lefty socialists.

can't believe people that post alongside me in these threads are trusted to educate and safeguard children

Enjoy the incredibly chill choon lads

Makes you think of Spring

youtube.com/watch?v=UE_i5o2kYI0#t=9m42s

*unites your butt*

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labour wouldn't have implicated this law though
they're trying to save us from 1984 and all you care about is the so called pakis

and i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

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source?

drill baby drill

new gf just started talking about her feelings for me and said she misses me

freaking me out 2bh

nuke india and china

Guess we really can cut off Saudi oil imports

do it haha

SUFFOCATE MAN WIV ABAAT TEW G'S

purposefully getting myself addicted to smack

She's cheating on you

She could hunt goose with a rake

good banter

give her to ME

Walking back from the library and saw all the fresher twats off out

Wish I was off out but got a stonking assignment in soon

*bums you*

Have a lot of uncontrollable laughing fits

Step 1. Hard brexit

Step 2. Actually allow Farage to negotiate with trumpo

Step 3. Get fucking minted from the BIG STRONG AMERICANS

it's convoluted on purpose

solution: leave the single market, create new "trade agreements", it's really that easy

my boss caught me looking at BBC news when i was supposed to be working at had a slight go at me. it literally didn't even matter but now other people at work have started calling me "the journalist" and "BBC man". just for looking at fucking news website. it's LITERALLY about the maturity level of year 9s, even though most of us are mid 20s or older. these people are literal drooling retards

>not leaving your assignments to the last 48 hours before the deadline

*pepper sprays you*

me except i'm not the boss
youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU

>allow Farage to negotiate with trumpo
Why should a politician who has never been elected by the British voters be allowed to represent British voters? Don't we live in a democracy where you have to be elected?

news wanker loves his fucking news

isn't niacin like a steroid?

Largest free trade agreement in the world, NAFTA, doesn't have any migration attached

>my boss caught me looking at BBC news when i was supposed to be working at had a slight go at me. it literally didn't even matter but now other people at work have started calling me "the journalist" and "BBC man". just for looking at fucking news website. it's LITERALLY about the maturity level of year 9s, even though most of us are mid 20s or older. these people are literal drooling retards

dont let him catch you posting this Mr Journalist

because he's a fucking racist

Give him a chance to get into the conservative party since he's not with UKIP anymore

lads i think we're gonna become cucked by america but at least we'll end up laughing at continental wankers

>my boss caught me looking at BBC news when i was supposed to be working at had a slight go at me. it literally didn't even matter but now other people at work have started calling me "the journalist" and "BBC man". just for looking at fucking news website. it's LITERALLY about the maturity level of year 9s, even though most of us are mid 20s or older. these people are literal drooling retards

>doesn't have any migration attached
Not officially

Good banter on their part

I really need to stop going on Sup Forums

the atmosphere of that board really poisons your world view, makes you bitter and hostile. Apparently a lot of men in their 30s/40s/50s whose lives haven't turned out that well go on Sup Forums these days so I think that might be something to do with the atmosphere of the place

vit b

i always browse bbc news when i'm supposed to be working to and no one else seems to browse non work stuff much
fear this predicament could happen to me

>my boss caught me looking at BBC porn when i was supposed to be working at had a slight go at me. it literally didn't even matter but now other people at work have started calling me "the bull" and "BBC man". just for looking at fucking news website. it's LITERALLY about the maturity level of year 9s, even though most of us are mid 20s or older. these people are literal drooling retards

Not what I asked.
Fine. When he's elected then he can be involved. Until then, he has no right to just assume power for himself. We're not living in a banana republic.

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he's an MEP

they are elected

how many of our ambassadors have previously been elected to office anyway?

probably doesn't need to. yanks already have the single largest population on the continent so they can just dictate the terms

Ahh yes the BBC man

>he thinks anyone over 25 browses Sup Forums
howling

Sup Forums is for melons, they take themselves way too seriously. wouldn't hang out with them 2bh.

at least /brit/ can handle a bit of banter

*sinks my teeth into your jugular*

Farage was the only one who didn't slag Trump off dunno why everyone's surprised he's the one Trump likes

youtube.com/watch?v=rRtu1cWOnYI

fb.com/VineSurvivor/videos/1103613966391314/

really makes you think

We never said he HAS to, he said he should.

He is in with Trump and Trumps inner circle of close advisers. He has connections and he has experience.

That said, and while I do like Farage, I think May should hold her own, and not be pushed around by Trump by using by Farage as the sole go-between, I think this is a power play by Trump to try and see if he can force them to use someone they don't like. They should definitely not ignore him though. He will be useful for the next 4 years. 2020 will be the first time in a while we've had an election the same year as America and the climate of the two countries could change massively in the space of a few months.

it doesn't matter how much you cry out for an atlantic alliance, businesses will seek to work with europe before north america simply because geography

*gets erect*

who /onaniccer/ rn?

Directing bloodflow from the bleed, very clever.

i'm weeing

>he's an MEP
MEP is a Member of the European Parliament. He can represent Britain's interest in the European Union. Nothing else. Downing Street have every right to tell Farage to get lost.
>We never said he HAS to, he said he should.
I think David Beckham should. So should David Beckham be an intermediary? It doesn't work like that. This is a democracy.

Settling in with bev and the girlies watching a bit of jeremy kyle, that security steve is a right hunk of meat ;)

y-yeah totally

The pure angel known as my gf

*pulls on your willy*

*it turns out to be a joke prosthetic knob and comes off*

ahaha....got me there haha...bet I look like a right thick poof now....

Natalie Bennett has suggested Mr Farage deserves a place in the Lords

I am fucking sick of that dog filter I swear to GOD

Reminder that farage is going to merge ukip with the tories and well have a 'coalition' party like they do in australia

Sup Forums isn't like the rest of Sup Forums these days. They literally opened up the floodgates to /r/The_Donald, reddit, and a wider part of the online community which includes a lot of guys in an older generation to the rest of Sup Forums. These are lonely guys, who've spent years paying taxes, worked in businesses, had marriages or kids, but things must've taken for the worst if they've decided to post on Sup Forums regularly. Their presence makes Sup Forums what it is. It's become conspiracy theorist haven, they've taken InfoWars, Free Domain Radio, and some Stormfront and Daily Shoah communities into their food. Older communities who have spent years obsessed with this fringe shit

THE STATE OF IT

>there are people in /brit/ RIGHT NOW who hate skub

> it doesn't matter how much you cry out for an atlantic alliance, businesses will seek to work with europe before north america simply because geography

Ahh yes.
Here is a chap I'd certainly get along with.

yeah you're not looking good mate haha
*strokes your willy*
but I can make it better :)

>2016
>still pro-skub

fight me

Tell Madison to stop being such a runt

*it stays soft*

That's your own weakness of the mind. I've been browsing that board since I was 15, it didnt really change my world view.
She's cheating on you.

Why would the Tories want an alliance with a party that is literally dead and full of complete fruit cakes?

I go to a grad school, AMA.

Landaboi$ þið eruð svo fly! Elskan, no shit

>pure
>purple hair
>dog filter
not too sure about your claims mate

*makes angry working class noises"

you know back in my day

*grumbles further*

just get on with it

*muffled mining*

bloody lefty luvvies

what are the causes for your failure to make it in the real world?

*pegs it*

The position of 'intermediary' isn't an elected position you bloody moron. It's also not even an official one. You can have secretary's of plenty of things who still use the connections and experience of advisers and unofficial go-betweens that know both sides.

If this were an official elected position I'd agree with you but it isn't. May could use anyone she wants, whoever she thinks is best for the job, because she was elected to make that decision. It's the parliamentary democracy the remainers keep crying about after they lost the referendum.

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