/mls/ general - u.s. OPEN as FUCK edition

All times Eastern, home team on left
>Wed. 5/11
Philly Union vs LAG, 7pm
Colorado vs Sporting KC, 9pm
FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers, 9pm
Vancouver vs Chicago, 10pm
San Jose vs Houston, 10:30pm
>Friday, 5/13
DCU vs NYRB, 7pm
>Sat., 5/14
Montreal vs. Philly, 5pm
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules

Other urls found in this thread:

nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
thecup.us/2016/05/11/2016-us-open-cup-round-1-preview-a-look-at-all-22-usoc2016-games-with-video-audio/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

US Open Cup - First Round
>>NTX Rayados

more like /misogyny/ general

>Kino North Stadium

more like flick.

yes, OP forgot the link to the nwsl schedule.

>Status: Toldplay

nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule

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Love midweek games.

neet4lyfe

tell me, my rotund friends, why there is such small population in the northern middle part?

For the same reason there isn't one in Aussie land: That's all mountains and/or desert.

Colder, more mountainous, etc

There be dragons.

Oh I thought that region was all foresty or grasslands

tfw you will never be a redneck from Montana

The parts to the east of the empty area are mostly plains

Nah, people live where there are foresty grasslands.

Everything from the western half of TX to the eastern half of AZ is dirt, brush and cactus. North of that it just gets more mountainous, but Wyoming and Montana (while beautiful) are inhospitable and therefore no sports.

It's a
>Sunday home, Wed 2000 miles to San Jose, Sat back home
kind of episode.

GAMEDAY

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Wolves and Grizzly Bears

because the bears can smell menstruation

>myrtle beach mutiny
>miami fusion
>outbreak FC
>Corinthians
>New York Cypriot

IE Brah vs Union Bandwagoner and DOOP

In a Handicap Match

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY

Literal whos

Mfw another easy LA win on the Road

>Houston asked the Mexican Federation to keep Cubo for this week before he joins them in France.
Its time.

NEW THREAD ---> NEW THREAD --->

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>LA
>Road Win

>yfw only way to get rid of the on the road gypsy hex was to get rid of most of the team

>tfw LD is back in the house.

>tfw NASL will fucking dominate mlels teams this open cup

can't wait.

wew

>>NASL

>mfw mlels cucks near me

>I rate second division leagues.

Because it's nothing but mountains, forests and potato fields and rednecks

>second division
Not after this open cup.

>Soon: Austim in action edition

I found when they were filming the Coke commercial up there.

They did the Coke machine scene on april 3rd but it took them until april 21st to shoot the scenes on the ground floor with the truck.


>Soon

>Soon: forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A

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Who /roadwin/ here?

>Race to seis.

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>inb4 Kamara makes SKC great again

Hopefully >we can get a point out of this.

What the fuck is this nonsense

>place claims on highly valuable transfers
>collect meme money from whichever team wants to sign them

based meme mechanisms

>tfw you take a mid-day nap so you can sleep later

California's NWSL team: The Borrachas

>to bid on a player you have to politely ask other teams
meme rules for a meme league. Gulati really needs to hurry his ass up

>tfw no comfy Avalon NWSL team

My snek is shedding. Its a sign.

Union confirmed shedding points.

Ball pit python?

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>The Borrachas
>The

Corn snek

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youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo

I'm happy that the even the first rounds are streamed, you don't get that chance with the FA Cup

looks so comfy, gotta get out of this city more often.

HOLY FUCK THAT DISALLOWED GOAL

KEK

a shame it's disallowed

>that camera moving away from the bunda close up

fuck off

holy shit theres fans at the match, lol

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING AN OPEN PARK?

random field somewhere in florida.

doesn't matter, looks comfy as all hell.

What the hell is that stand thing? Is it just a near by house?

Scared Union?

not as scared as the lags towards D batteries

Those trees giving the field a park-like, possibly being played at a park, look just seems so comfy. Love to have a picnic under one of those trees.

Who /viernes de futbol/ here?

>tfw that will never be spacex or any of the cool companies in LA

lafc will definitely win the jersey sponsorc up.

only way they can fuck it up is by being sponsored by scientology or some shit

Bros I live in Arizona and I want to get into American divegrass. What team do I bandwagon?

Maybe. Still do early to tell what LAFC will be. I think the stadium looks fan fucking tastic though

Any team from here. Pic related.

pick uno you can go even lower league and you'll find an even more local team.

nice ms paint "skills"

Support your local team

This ones better desu

1 more hour until the game we are all waiting for starts.

>There's a team called Aromas Cafe

AFC Anchorage

Keep the dream alive, Vietbro

prime comfy zone. like seriously someone send this to the britfags when they talk FA Cup comfyness (not to hate on based FA cup or anything tho)

Holy shit this Kraze SC v Villages SC game must be playing at a lodge or something

>Thirty bings till to race seis continues.

Who should I captain m8?
>putting fantasy hopes on Dallas comeback

when does the multiball go into effect?

>implying Dos Santos wont get a birthday hat trick

>tfw lived in Ocala and Oviedo
>tfw I know where the villages is
>tfw I've never heard of these team before

>that couple walking their dog in the background

thecup.us/2016/05/11/2016-us-open-cup-round-1-preview-a-look-at-all-22-usoc2016-games-with-video-audio/

>all this soccer
>all this streaming

Fuck it I'm watching at work.

>Charlie Dennis

this game fucking sucksssssssssssssssss

>tfw no stream of the underdogs Aromas Cafe

Knew it wasn't going to be good when that team forfeitted against Corinthians