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thetoptens.com/worst-music-genres/
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>pornogrind

kek

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>rap
>hip hop
yeeep

>Not all rappers are bad. There are still good rappers. Examples are Fort Minor, Styles of Beyond, and Will Smith. Drake and Nicki are fake rap.

This topten is how I imagine the music discussion on 9gag.

I don't understand how people in India have the guts to even call Bollywood a music industry. I mean, seriously? A talent-less bunch saying "Your eyes, your face, our love, our marriage" over and over again in every song. And some random-ass "rapper" who occasionally chips in to "rap", which always consists of "Get on the floor, yeah, groove it, yeah, yo, yo, move it". 99.9% of the songs are like that. Plus, no production quality at all. Everything borrowed from other international music. Bollywood is just commercial marketing noise which is sold off as music to a billion people with no taste and no clue as to what real music is.

>hip hop is not rap
>calling emo shit without have knowledge of 80's and 90's emo
>dance which isn't a genre
>avenged sevenfold and trivium are good
OP is correct, this is pure cancer.

>Which retard put metal here? Whoever did, I encourage you to blow whatever you have for a brain out with a shotgun. Metal is amazing. Bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Trivium have excellent music and inspirational lyrics. There's metal songs for whatever mood you're in. It's not all just senseless screaming and Satanism like the average retard thinks. - MetalFoREVer1228

I like it. It's funny. I laughed a little. Inside.

>Like pop, rap should be divided into "Nonsense Rap" (like Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj) and "Talented Rap" (like Tupac).

this seriously triggered me more than it should

>Pop is horrible. I don't understand how and form of metal/rock is even on this list. The people who write rock/metal songs have talent because they learn instruments and play them. Pop 'musicians' don't need to learn how to mime at concerts, or auto-tune their voice, or sing, or put any of the 'beats' in the back ground. Rap is just people talking over a noise. The only rapper who deserves respect is tupac and maybe eminem because they sung about real issues. And death metal is awesome, come back when you have heard cannibal corpse or children of bodom. Black metal is awesome, come back when you have heard gorgoroth or watain. Emo is not all bad, other than when they are making depressed ballads like in black veil brides (who are still good) they are good screamo bands. Like black veil brides. They are just not meant for ballads. Oh, and go and listen to five finger death punch and then you will see what real music is.

>"EDM is the master race of music. The fact that this is even on this list is absolutely discussing. It's als so funny when people think it's just one genre. EDM includes dubstep, drumstep, Brostep, glitch hop, dubstep, trap, techno, Drum and bass, trance, and about a million other ones. It is also funny when people say things like, "it takes no talent to produce dubstep" because in fact, it would be much easier to rhyme some words and call it pop (I'm not hating on pop music) than it is to sit down for days, weeks, or even months to years and make intricate drum patterns and basslines. Believe me, I've tried making it before. It is not an easy thing to just sit down and figure out. And while some are better than others, you can't just slap EDM on a list of bad genres before you even know what you're talking about."

>1. pop
>2. rap

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Triggered

>2. Rap
>6. Hip Hop
what the fug

it enraged me

>Oh, and go and listen to five finger death punch and then you will see what real music is.
I love this. It's like a rimshot at the end of a long joke.

>Music is like candy, throw the rappers away

tru btw

>35. Rape Metal

Hm... never heard of this genre before. Can someone rec me some essential rape metal? Obviously it must be good if it's ranked so low.

reign in blood

>Power Metal is good!
>Sabaton, Nightwish
Just fucking kill me. I find the first puke inducing and Nightwish isn't even Power Metal.

Limp Bizkit
Papa Roach
Saliva
Prim-

wait, RAPE metal?

The reasons why I hate Black Metal (2nd movement)

1. It's Repetitive. The guitar riff of one of the songs sounds exactly the same as the riff from the other song. So do drums.

2. Guitar. They either tremolo-pick throughout the song, or they just strum 2 powerchords followed by 3 simple notes all the time. Solos don't exist in the genre.

3. Bass. Do they have bassists in the bands?

4. Drums. Nothing special, just blast beats (which do require some talent, but once you learn it, it's easy) and double bass drumming.

5. Vocals. That's one of the areas where BM shines, but they are incomprehensible and sometimes disgusting.

6. Lyrics. Another area, where the BM shines. But I personally don't care about the lyrics and, what's the point of them, if you can't even understand them?

7. It's overrated as a metal sub-genre.

8. Most of it's fanbase of this genre is full of dumb teenagers, that think they are cool, just because they listen to BM and worship satan.

9. Most of the musicians of this genre are the pussies, poser satanists and wouldn't even kill an ant, although, they write lyrics about satan and sacrificing the goats and etc

>It shouldn't be called pop nowadays because it's a disgrace to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Prince was good, too. The Beatles were considered pop artists as well. And you can tell your brain is not working correctly if you hate the Beatles. Justin Bieber is NOT pop. He just sings in his annoying girly voice. Michael Jackson, the KING of pop, however, sings, and DANCES. He also cared for the world. Disagree? Come back when you have heard his Earth Song. Now, tell me which is better. Bieber's "Baby" or Jackson's "Man in the Mirror"? And both are pop songs. Michael Jackson's songs are danceable, too. Justin Bieber gets me off the dance floor, while Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" and "Bad" make you wanna move like you never did before. Prince had some danceables, too ("1999"). Did I ever mention Justin Bieber decreases your brain size (especially girls)? Conclusion: I like pop. 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, and most of 2000's. 2010's? I don't think so. We should return pop back to it's original state.

#plebstruggles

>Here are the steps for making a rap album:

>1. Talk about drugs, partying and sex for three minutes (don't forget to cuss 500 times! )
>2. Autotune it to the point of sounding like a foreign language.
>3. Put the stupidest computer-techno crap in the background.
>4. Repeat steps 1-3 fifteen times.
>5. Put the cheesiest artwork on the cover.
>6. Watch the money come pouring in.

tbf to the guy, most of these genres are awful despite him not being able to articulate why.

>not nightcore (if that even is a thing)
>not vaporwave

it's satire right?

>MetalFoREVer1228

my sides

Nope

>computer techno

Put together a quick best of for anyone to lazy to go in themselves.

Metal

>Bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Trivium have excellent music and inspirational lyrics
>Really? Metal is one of the worst genres? Whoever put this, YOU. CAN GO TO THE PIER, TIE A STONE ON YOUR LEG, AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE SEA!

Dubstep

>Listen to scary monsters and nice sprites and then bohemian rhapsody. Big difference

Hip Hop

>There are still good rappers. Examples are Fort Minor, Styles of Beyond, and Will Smith

Pop Punk

>I like all types of punk. Even pop punk. I actually think it shouldn't be called pop punk. It should be called nu punk, buzz punk or catchy punk

Extreme Metal

>The three above are all better than this. This stuff gives me a panic attack every time I hear it...

Rape Metal

>WHAT?! What kind of sick, sadistic, mallicious, perverted, sex hungry creep would have created such a thing?!

The black metal one really annoyed me.

>Rap is just people talking over a noise

patrician desu