/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

Why can't I just die edition

First for Texas is not a country!

Fuck /balt/

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reminder that there's someone out there meant for you, anonymous!

wanna taste my eggroll?

Yeah, but not for you

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Reminder that canadians are cute.

Seinfeld

im already engaged user..

I want an asian gf

Yeah she's called BajaChan⭐ and she's MY PROPERTY.
Mine!

post hands

im gonna kill myself bros

ive had ENOUGH

thoughts

Can't even get a job at fucking Walmart, let alone a gf, nothing you say can change that. Take your shit elsewhere.

No, i want to tase china defeat and super yen currency strogner! Super Abe, tadadada

Take BajaChan with you

see you tomorrow
Wish I was inbetween those thighs

Can I hire her for assisted suicide?

I'll find her one day, if she's still,alive

xth for Captain Diomedes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq7aNuEnRdA

sounds like you need a new perspective on life pal

What's up with that guy's chest? You'd think he'd get rid of the man tits after all the effort for gainz.

TEXAS IS A COUNTRY

Sounds like you need to take these trips and shove them up your fucking ass! Fuck my life, and fuck you!

The internet makes out like Japs want white dick but don't want them to actually emigrate there.

stfu faggot

What is the worst independence secessionist movement in history and why is it Calexit?

sometimes i worry about you anonymous..

1776

make me

We're just sex objects to them

>California "secedes"
>Congress almost unanimously votes to annex California
>Libtards and beaners become 100x more salty

Because faggots can't defend themselves like Texas can (national guard (states military) is more powerful than half the nations on Earth, including a squadron of F-16s), nor can they sustain energy like Texas can as well (only state in the union to have it's own power grid and nuclear power).

Just two things which make Texas secession more possible and realistic over California.

Not that we want to leave (only rednecks and other faggots want out), just saying... Our possibility is much higher than Californian faggots.

>Libtards and beaners become 100x more salty
What libtards and beaners? There were none when California was annexed and brought back into the USA.

yeah mane

>Stupid American cucks think everything is about them
Calexit is Calais Exit, aka French leave the EU.
I swear.

since everyone is autistic tonight and not noticing anthing outside the usual, I am going to post that I like trap and futa porn and it is not gay if chicks have dicks

Get back to /fr/ and spam your Genie shit

Aren't girls with peepees just men? - Mom

Salty that nobody cares about Canadumbs lmao

its like half gay desu

t. gay

>using sexuality terms
>not just going by everything as if it was a fetish

Soul mates are a myth. Romance is purely a crap shoot and it can be good for some, bad for others.

Why do the fingers never touch?

>q*eb*cois enters the thread

(You)

At least California has a culture, or at least a beanerfied fetus of one. Cascadia is far more hilarious.

esti

>Soul mates are a myth. Romance is purely a crap shoot and it can be good for some, bad for others.

you're in the closet

We really are their black people.

You mad cuckboi? We gonna be our own independent nation cause Quebec is the greatest. We are basically the chosen people, but you retarded subhuman slavs wouldn't understand.

Avacadostan needs nuked badly

All of the "liberals" here are either braindead normalslimes, cunty old boomers or haughty silicon valley faggots who only espouse liberal ideals as pure posturing while treating everyone like shit in their day to day interactions

I hate Californians so goddamed much

Would this kill me?

You should totally do a presentation on why dickgirls are not gay user....

its sad that Morgan Freeman can't be a normal guy in interviews. Everyone expects him to say something deep and wise all the time or else they get bored. Same with Asian actors. And Samuel Jackson can't be a normal dude, he has to be intense and tough or people won't be entertained

>HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONH

know your place, inbred

cut your nails

Tell us about your high school crush

America, you can keep California.

It's pretty difficult to deal with both Chicanos and sinaloans at the same time.

It is senior year. I dont have anything to lose.
I was like you too until I realized the way.

it would be extremely painful

It'd right there, to the right of the lyre.

Why would I want to dredge those memories up?

[spoiler]also I posted pics of her here before[/spoiler]

>I was like you too until I realized the way.
that you're gay?

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ask someone with a Salvadorian 10/10 gf anything

Or you could fuck off back to France and quit talking tough. You fucks are basically the Canadian Texas.

>that you're gay?

4u

what's happening with the sinaloans and chicanos?

How is her bunda? Post pics of it

why wont you post pics?

How, no one in this thread could answer that.

>Trump decides against building a wall on the border
>asks Mexico to build wall around California
>Chicanos and other scum are contained and the entire state implodes

did she enjoy the trip north on top of a train more or less than crawling through the desert?

That's Hollywood for you. Full of shit 24/7.

>implying the french want them

They speak a disgusting version of french and are colonials. They aren't welcome anywhere.

>tfw no cute desi gf

>Salvadorian
>10/10 gf
pick one

>Salvadorian 10/10

stopped reading

I am not gay if you consider traps gay, that would make me bi.

it is wonderful, especially considering she is so petite. no pics because its mine
how what
she was born here, her parents immigrated
>not into Latina master race

Eh, cast them out to sea. They want to be independent, let's see how long they last. Texas can go, too.

when is her brothers tito and ruiz going to give you the montaña rota treatment?

Seriously. Will this work?

>cast them out to sea
nvr4get Acadian genocide
fucking anglos

did THEY enjoy the trip north on top of a train more or less than crawling through the desert?

Yes you fucking retard, you gotta really press though

>not into Latina master race
HAVE YOU SEEN A LATINA IN YOUR LIFE

THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY

THEY SMELL

THEY LAUGH LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS

JAJAJAJAJA ALL DAY LIKE FUCKING MONGS

FIESTA CUCARACHA BULLSHIT

THEY SHOVE TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROAT

COME TO NEW YORK AND YOU'LL SEE HOW BAD TACONIGGERS REALLY ARE

>>not into Latina master race

Of all Latinas you chose Salvadorian.... She isn't even 5/10 to us Hispanics (go ahead, say it) I guarantee it. You white boys have the worst taste in Hispanic women.

in that case yes, expect a few minutes of consciousness before blacking out from blood loss in that manner

just get a plastic back and some CO2 man, less messy and gruesome

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Everything is worse in New York you know, try traveling

>tfw no spicy latina gf to keep me warm at night

If you ain't white you ain't right sorry

It would be extremely painful.

that is a very painful way to go. It is not like the movies. It will come out fast, but it still takes a bit before you pass out.

If he owns an ICE he can just put his mouth/nose over the exhaust.