Sunderland vs Everton

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#SAFC: Mannone; Yedlin, Kaboul, Kone, van Aanholt; Kirchhoff; Borini, Cattermole, M’Vila, Khazri; Defoe.

#efc: Robles, Pennington, Stones, Funes Mori, Baines, Barkley, Cleverley, McCarthy, Barry, Mirallas, Lukaku.

pls everton

Haway the lads desu

SUNDERLAND

PLS

WIN

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>mfw Sky Sports used 5 Radiohead tracks for their Big Sam Career montage

>that face when defoe scores the winner

Face not found

This is the better of the two games on tonight

This

The Chelsea Liverpool game is for nowt

reminder that poverton fans think they have the 3rd best squad in the league

Desperate hoofball vs irrelevant hoofball

Wow.

>Barry has now made the most starts in PL history

lol ffs

Top, top, top player though.

FACT: Sunderland will lose this embarrassingly. They never win twice in a row, ever.

No we don't - We're getting well and truly smashed by Sunderland tonight and Defoes nailed on for a ha-trick.

We've got a good squad and a terrible manager. Cleverley on the left. No right back.

Osman & Gibson on the bench despite being shit and out of contract in the summer with no chance of a new deal. This despite the fact that there are some very good young midfielders tearing up the U21 league with a real future and Martinez, the self acclaimed believer in youth, leaves them home to give McCarthy a game and have Osman and Gibson ready to go.

Fuckoff Martinez you useless cunt.

FACT: What you say is not a fact

Don't expect Sunderland not fucking up somehow.

Martinez is fucking shit though, I've said it since the start and I just keep getting proven right.

HA HA TIME FOR DISAPPOINTMENT

So 3 points and Sunderland stays up, right?

yes

Yup. It's not guaranteed at all though, Sunderland are shit at home.

>Another year Sunderland not relegated

Haway the lads
Send the mag bastards down

Don't speak too soon

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oh vey

You're not a faggot

Newcastle are a fine example of a club

Nice to see a game kick off on time because both teams can turn up on time. Unlike a Manchester club

Why is Defoe so GOAT lads?

Hello, where are the memes

Watch all the hype collapse when Everton score three

who /toon/ here

The secret is custard

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Dunno

Hope he doesn't retire though. All he does is stand on their defensive line and get tap ins anyway, he could do that until he hits forty.

> He turned down a move to Leicester to go to Sunderland
wew

Kane - Defoe - Vardy is the only reasonable attacking setup for England at the Euros

>Remy turned down Lestah in the winter because of the wages
CREAM

Honestly he's star for Sunderland and he'd not make it into Leicester.

You can't feed a family on trophies la

name a more irrelevant premier league team than everton

What formation will they go with? 4-4-2? The meme 4-2-3-1? Something else?

>Shitrini

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Oooo arrrrr, it's AMBROSIARRRRR

Imagine having a league 1 standard player in your starting lineup

West Brom

>implying blunderland won't cruise to a win here

Crime rates in newcastle will skyrocket tonight lads

Stoke

I literally forget they exist quite regularly

jej

Stones?

Funny how every once in a while everton win a match and their fans suddenly think everything is great and martinez can stay

>Sunderland need to win this
>Are playing like retards and are about to concede

Memes

Imagine having a Conference League quality player in your starting lineup

Tom cleverly?

Daily reminder he is the highest paid member of their team

how old is lukaku?

32

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Jesus christ Everlel

What part of Everton are you lads from?

Has it really been 26 years since everton won a trophy

is it true that they have NEVER won the league cup?

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No lad - Everyone still hated him after Bournemouth and even after beating Chelski in the QF the Martinez Out shout was undiminished.

Stop basing your understanding of what's going on in football by listening to TalkSport and Jamie Redknapp you fucking pleb.

>narridge losing

lmao off you fuck

Khazri has no neck

>you

These late season games are so sloppy

Fucking hell Borini

Get your shit together

FA Cup in 1995 was the last trophy. Never won the League Cup.

More league titles and FA Cups than most clubs though.

>me

rip

Everton fans are easily worse fans in the country. They win one game and they get above their station

Tbh /toon/ I'd take the championship with Rafa than staying up without him
>inb4 go down and he leaves

He'll leave if you go down guaranteed

piss off bog sim

Double >you

I agree but West Ham fans are exactly the same

Why can't I hold all these >you's

>Lukaku goes on the attack and immediately falls over when he reaches the box

lel

>bait

sadly he might leave if you go down...waited a bit long to sack schteve

Bludnerland game is pretty gud desu

feeling a 4-2 scoreline

There's the Van Aanholt we know.

Sauce?

>Norwich winning

Interesting. Very interesting.

he has a clause in his contract for if they get relegated doesn't he?

How's he been this season?
I only know he scored a lot in one period

He deserves to leave and go to somewhere where the owner isn't retarded really, though I wish he'd stay.
It's pretty pathetic it now takes getting a manager who actually knows something to fix literally the entire club - he's been going around the whole place top to bottom

that's what I heard but you never know with tabloid rumors

Somewhere between great and UTTER shit. He's one of the most inconsistent players I've ever seen, and I don't think I've ever seen him stay in position.

Probably his agent would've wanted one as he joined when >we were in the bottom 3
Virtually all the players don't have a clause though I've heard lel

Fucking hell Kaboul la

Someone's still upset about McCarthy snapping Payet. Though I must admit that supporting a side that has actually won a top flight title at some point in their history does give you a bit of an ego.

Enjoy your charity stadium next season.

Hit and miss. Going forward he's pretty stellar but can go missing defensively.

>league won
>champions league fight over
>europa league fight over

All sky have left is relegation Norwich will win and Sunderland will draw the FA and refs have to follow the orders of sky otherwise final day will be boring for them

How's yedlin this season?

prep the kaboul

Ultimate pace baby