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Discussion of British culture and language edition

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mr smith, how did it go down?

ah yes...the /real depression/ hours...very good...

Trump is finished

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deano is waking UP! DEANO IS BECOMING AWARE!!!

>British culture

Stolen from blacks

>British language

Stolen from Americans

>British cuisine

Stolen from Indians

tune
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i'm glad you asked me that question, let's check it out
CHECK IT OUT
dunnnn dunnnnnnnnn du du da da di da da daaaaaa

wahey this bender actually thinks he's all english and shit can't knock him though for liking us we do have a fine culture

ive been nominated for the Mark Twain award lads

>10 generals per day
why are british people so autistic
more so than finns it seems

more like the mark twat awards haha

you fat cunt x

well you say that, but it's a bit inconvenient for me, ejaculating every time someone somewhere watches porn and a man does a cum

god, it's when the japs wake up and the bukkake stuff starts that's the worst

I work outside the UK, fuck this nonce, I literally live here on my holidays

>What? You've never orgasmed before the ejaculation?
no

how does this work?

>Even when you haven't fapped for a while?
makes no difference

>Do you just fast forward straight to the ejaculation so you can orgasm at the same time?
no because more edging makes for a big cum and hence a good orgasm

every 5 seconds siege cannons gutting space with a chord ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB mutiny of 500 echos smashing scattering it to infinity. In the center of this hateful ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB area 50square kilometers leaping bursts lacerations fists rapid fire batteries. Violence ferocity regularity this deep bass scanning the strange shrill frantic crowds of the battle Fury breathless ears eyes nostrils open! load! fire! what a joy to hear to smell completely taratatata of the machine guns screaming a breathless under the stings slaps traak-traak whips pic-pac-pum-tumb weirdness leaps 200 meters range Far far in back of the orchestra pools muddying huffing goaded oxen wagons pluff-plaff horse action flic flac zing zing shaaack laughing whinnies the tiiinkling jiiingling tramping 3 Bulgarian battalions marching croooc-craaac [slowly] Shumi Maritza or Karvavena ZANG-TUMB-TUUUMB toc-toc-toc-toc [fast] crooc-craac [slowly] crys of officers slamming about like brass plates pan here paak there BUUUM ching chaak [very fast] cha-cha-cha-cha-chaak down there up around high up look out your head beautiful! Flashing flashing flashing flashing flashing flashing footlights of the forts down there behind that smoke Shukri Pasha communicates by phone with 27 forts in Turkish in German Allo! Ibrahim! Rudolf! allo! allo!

Genuinly screeching

Matched with the Queen on tinder lads.

hat

lads:

Do you also hold off your orgasm until the ejaculation?

Or is that me just being autistic?

yeah, carlton banks
that's b e a e n k e s
no e
he he he
yeeyeeyee

turn that depression upside depression

Are you going to celebrate Transgeder Remembrance Day on the 20th, lads??

actors parts echos of prompters scenery of smoke forests applause odor of hay mud dung I no longer feel my frozen feet odor of gunsmoke odor of rot Tympani flutes clarinets everywhere low high birds chirping blessed shadows cheep-cheep-cheep green breezes flocks don-dan-don-din-baaah Orchestra madmen pommel the performers they terribly beaten playing Great din not erasing clearing up cutting off slighter noises very small scraps of echos in the theater area 300 square kilometers Rivers Maritza Tungia stretched out Rodolpi Mountains rearing heights loges boxes 2000 shrapnels waving arms exploding very white handkerchiefs full of gold srrrr-TUMB-TUMB 2000 raised grenades tearing out bursts of very black hair ZANG-srrrr-TUMB-ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB the orchestra of the noises of war swelling under a held note of silence in the high sky round golden balloon that observes the firing...

>gf is cheesy as fuck
>constantly speaking like she's straight out of a tumblr fanfic
>"I just want you to know how much I care about you"
>gets mad when I don't respond with the same insane level of cheesiness
>starting to repeat herself constantly
am I scum for not jumping through her weirdass hoops?

i try my best to do it haha

What are we remembering?

Bully her for being a fag

shes either autistic or inexperienced
shes not a virgy birgy is she

Kill it.

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what's the consensus on facial hair lads?

>British religion

Stolen from Pakis

>inexperienced
literally her first relationship and its painful and obvious

nah, she sounds like a mong

highly recommend getting a sarcastic gf

i exhaled quickly and somewhat forcefully irl upon reading this, not too loud though as it's night time

>cheesy
>as fuck
>mad
>insane
>cheesiness
>ass
fuck off yank

That time you fucked me in the anus without a rubber

i smoked weed with chris rock last weekend lads

>britain
stolen by pakis

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Like as not, it's real

What has other people watching porn got to do with anything? I'm talking about specifically about you and the video, nobody else.
>how does this work?
What do you mean? You just wait until the ejaculation starts and then force yourself to cum at the same time. I personally enjoy it more. But you can obviously orgasm before the ejaculation happens if you're really horny.

Got a blowjob lads

I SMOKED WEED WITH CHRIS BROWN AND HE HIT ME LOL

what do you call someone who is overly romantic to the point of coming across as fake

got called a yank in /brit/ today lads

in this month, the consensus is a moustache

pass it over lad, I've got a willy to use it on

just met a nice south african ama

It's not as if I wanted this power

Stupid fucking x-gene

>But you can obviously orgasm before the ejaculation happens if you're really horny
are we talking like one or two seconds here?

How much is rib removal surgery these days?

would like you to know that i am still exhaling in bursts while re-reading this, and may continue to do so for some time

my precious little petunia

most people i talk to look uncomfortable during the conversation ama

nothing, you just call her bf a bender

reported to the appropriate authorities

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HAVE YOU SEEN CHRIS BROWN LADS
I THINK HIS NAME MGHT BE IN REFERENCE TO HIS SKIN OOL

paste.ee babies

have you ever shat in a shopping centre?

good Asian pornstar to have a wank to lads?

would fuck her right in the regressive alleles, yes i would

>x-gene
What's that?
>are we talking like one or two seconds here?
What? Why would time make a difference to this? If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.

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>would fuck her right in the regressive alleles, yes i would

>If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.
no i couldn't

good posting because i don't know if you're trolling or not

*makes a vine*

Rina Ellis

i see your dads taking the divorce well

katsumi

She's french

just experienced a purely pineal orgasm

rule 1: no demons
rule 2: no werewolves
rule 3: no vampires

these bloody bloody blood vessels in my bloody nose have stopped being such cunts and i can breathe proper through the right passages without trouble. i'D LIKE TO EXTEND MY MOST HEARTFELT THANKS TO YOUR MUM

rule 1: no russian

>language
picking up a rare noun alone have two different meanings which is unfamiliar with sb/sth, and not well done burnt meat

what a faggotty language

y e s

I could have had something cool like flight, or healing factor or been a sassy black woman, but I ended up with the ability to cum everytime the guy in porn does

>If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.
You've got it too, we should go see Charles

what about lycan

>no i couldn't
So you always time your orgasm to the ejaculation? You should have just said that. Because sometimes it can be tempting to orgasm during the foreplay or before he's even entered but I also wait until the ejaculation most times too. You never experience that?

get out of here werewolf

going to grab some beef jerky

yellow piggu go home

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*carefully types out the captcha*
*hits post*
im a bloody enigma wahoo poo poo

UK BTFO!!!!!!

>beef jerky
FOY

how do you tape it more than whether to sing what?

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what do you call it?

maria ozawa
hitomi tanaka
my gal ameri
ruri saijo
jet tu lo

fuck kanye west just texted me that hes inviting me to hang out with him for new years ever

1789>1776

where did you get this code motherfucker? i will sue you

More like Alternate History Runt

Well maybe it's different for you gays

I don't agree with your lifestyle choice but hey, it's an impressive skill you've got out of it

virus do not see

grab her right in the beef jerky

haha fucking hell lad i genuinely thought you were describing being able to cum yourself without ejaculating yourself

i have been a proper mong today. genuinely feels like i've dropped 30 iq points

put clingfilm in the oven earlier today too

fuck me i don't know

What do regular brits think about Nigel being so close to trump

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