Talk to an american

>talk to an american
>he replies to me in spanish

i wouldn't want my education to go to waste

>Talk to an american
>he replies in 9mm

>talk to a swede
>asks me to fuck his wife

Sweden

Probablamente un Mexicano residente en los Estados Unidos

Todo el mundo habla espanol. Claro que no es una sorpresa que él, en un país cerca de Mexico, habla espanol.

>talk to a libyan
>he doesn't respond because he is dead

Probablamente un Espanol residente en Alemania

>talk to an egyptian
>he replies to me in ebonics

>talk to an Italian
>he replies to me in Latin

Then you reply with a picture of your wife?

>es requisito de empleo en mi pais ser bilingue en ingles y espanol

WE

SHART IN MART

>talk to a Mexican
>asks me if I want extra salsa with my burrito

Si.

Why do Egyptians shart in the mart?

>talk to a Belgian
>he beheads me

Todos somos mexicanos aqui, excepto los hondureños

CHI

>talks to a german
>almows me to live in his house for free while contributing nothing to the society because im brown

Why do Americans hate getting called seppo?

I'm not a chicano, I am mexican.
I dont get you people specially the Argentinians.
I am mexican by citizenship, culture, I speak with a northern mexican accent, I eat beans daily and few are the meals I don't eat with tortillas, I am only here on "vacation" how am I CHI you dumb jews

T. We wuz mayans and shit retard

Te hable a ti imbecil?
Maya tu madre talvez indio pendejo
Regresa alli

B-but we really wuz mayans and shit...

Yes well, but you don't sacrifice people to your pagan gods anymore.

When was the last time you prayed to Quetzalcoatl, chicano?

>an american speaks to me
>i behead him

>instead of taking an easy language like Spanish in high school, I took Mandarin
>now I can't talk to all the wonderful Mexifriends on Sup Forums
>I can't even talk to the chinks/Canadians because Mandarin is so hard I barely learned anything in 3 years and forgot it all

>not embracing mexican language

WHATS A LEPPO

I was a dumb contrarian in high school. Everybody was taking Spanish, so I decided to take Mandarin to be cool/not like the other kids.

WHERE'S THE FARRKIN LEBBO M8?

>mfw an American thinks that remembering 5 poorly pronounced phrases of Spanish from High School makes him """cultured"""

>mfw an Australian thinks knowing Mandarin and Cantonese makes him cultured

Por que tan molesto paco? Crisis de identidad nacional?
T. Mexicano del centro y sur de la republica

> Talk to an American

There's your first mistake

literally just french with extra a's and o's

This actually happened to me.

>Say hello to a Canadian
>He replies "ni hao"