Ventura vs Pineda
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
8. Christian Colon (R) 2B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
Yankees
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
3. Brian McCann (L) C
4. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
5. Dustin Ackley (L) 1B
6. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Ben Gamel (L) RF
R O Y A L S
Hope the Royals can get something started tonight.
The royals are bad again
Last digit is how many runs the Yankees will score today
Last digit is how many cocks your mom will take today
OH SHIT
Last digit is Royals runs.
Second to last is HR
Yankees pitcher is wearing his hat like a retard
blooped right in there
>8 HR
>0 runs
Seems legit.
>8 home runs
>0 runs
I'm intrigued
>8 hrs
>0 runs
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
he always does that, and he moves constantly like hes on drugs
Hey, leave the pineapple alone, he's a touch autistic
>hitting Locain because he styled on you last night
what a faggot
pls no exploding knee
based pineda
>thinking a HBP on a 1-2 count was on purpose
You're first ballgame was in 2014 wasn't it?
Why does the Royals' medical guy look like Anderson Cooper?
He was pitching to him because he didn't want esky in scoring position. Esky gets thrown out and now he can hit Cain.
Welcome to baseball
I can't wait for yordano to hit McCann in the head
>Hitting a player when you're ahead in the count
Yeah so instead of waiting for his next at bat, he hits him on a 1-2 count. kys my man.
>struggling pitcher
>1-2 count
>won yesterday's game regardless of what Cain did
Nice try, but don't you have some meth to cook?
From what I hear, your pitcher is autistic...
Tex would've made that play
gentle giant autistic, not 'tard rage autistic
>It's a Pineda pitches like shit episode
>0 for 13 with bases loaded
They seem to rerun that one a lot lately
Well I hope you are ready for yordano's tard rage autism
>mets fan right behind home plate
I was just watching Seinfeld
I'm excited for it, I've only ever heard stories of it. Maybe he'll chimp out on Headley and injure him for the season.
>still none
JUST
please let this happen. right in the fucking temple.
That your gf?
Is....that....Marlins douchebag behind the plate again?
ohh but theres that Marlin guy
I think that's marlin man. he was in almost every playoff game last season
>for the season
How about just straight up murder him. I wonder if the Yankees would have to pay out the rest of his contract to his family or something.
Fuck you Pineda.
SALVY SALVY SALVY
SALVY DONG
>that based little kid
Softened the blow a touch
>pineapples
gordo should have struck out instead
>tfw no slamma jammas this year
Son of a bitch threw a slider right down the fucking middle. Just DFA him and cut your losses. Start Pazos I don't care.
I miss Tex
Fuck that, we need to have Pineda bat somehow and get injured
yeah m8
There is a mets fan two rows behind Marlins man
Fuck Teix and his pulling into the shift every at bat
>not posting the superior community girl
Nah, call up Chad Green. Guy has a 1.22 ERA in Scranton right now.
Only faggots hit singles
Didi is trying to make Ackley look good but it isn't working.
Let him pull a Chieng Meng Wang
>implying Alison Brie isn't the superior Community girl
wew lad, I'll let that one slide. Just don't let it happen again.
He's hitting better then Ackley, and is GOAT first basemen
if we somehow blow this game too I will drive a stake into my eye socket
>its a pineda episode
pls note that im posting AFTER the meltdown, i am NOT bad luck ;_;
I don't care let him sit on the bench until he decides to not hit soft ground balls to the right sde of the field
>Ventura meltdown in...
>3....
>2....
>1....
New Yorkers do like jew girls
Welp, we're getting shut out. GG Royals.
can we please cancel all further pineda and severino episodes?
YOUR STILL WATCHING!!
>his presence probably saves four runs
>you don't care
How delusional are you? It's not like Bird is sitting there, waiting for a chance.
>Cancelling the Dominican episodes
Problematic, desu
Thats my secret, Satan.
I'm always watching.
His presence doesn't save hanging sliders from Pineda
>cropping out ass
Gays not welcome
No way. I think we would all take an Italian girl yelling in our face from SI or Brooklyn than a JAP from LI
His presence means the inning ends before the hanging slider, or at the very least limits its damage. Yes, he's a faggot for refusing to even entertain the idea of hitting to the opposite field, but can you honestly tell me Dusting fucking Ackley is a better option?
Italian girls are too hairy
That's the way the picture was taken, here's one for all of you exhaust pipe lovers though
Meredith is fucking thick
Daily reminder that not every hitter is made for going oppo, certainly not an aging slugger for the first time in his career.
Teix was great last year, pulling the ball like a madman all season.
>BABIP luck almost fucks us again
stop
I would take a latina pulling a knife on me tbqh la
I wish she would fart in my mouth
Any old faggot can learn to bunt halfway decently. Lay down a few of those for a hits and you'll suddenly be facing a far less intensive shift and that BABIP will skyrocket
>Tex
>Bunting
That would be a great strategy if Tex didn't top out at 2 mph
it's really not as hard as you make it seem. all he has to do is move up the batters box a bit and the ball will come of his bat the other way
What happened to Pineda? Why is he so bad now ever since they busted him for having pine tar?
I do not want oft-injured teix beating out bunts
Is this a rhetorical question?
He could be a literal snail and still leg it out
>first 1-2-3 first inning in 12 games
jesus christ
belted!
Why was that guy who caught the dinger wearing a black hat with the MLB logo on it?
I think he's not adjusting to being able to put niggas out throwing constantly 98/97 mph anymore.
B-BUT THE OTHER TEAM WINS IF YOU SURRENDER YOUR POWER AND LAY DOWN A GUARANTEED BASE HIT BUNT
He had a lot of potential but isn't living up to it
Most catcher's would be able to field a bunt from him. Maybe even most pitcher's too if they communicate well enough.
So you're from the Bronx?
Beltran really wants a new contract
>unironically putting a guy batting .143 in the 5 spot
What is going on in New York?
Is it really that obvious?
>Pedo State
Absolutely disgusting
qualifying offer desu, teix too
get sum draft picks