/heem/

fuck you anderson silva

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mmajunkie.com/2016/05/report-china-based-company-leading-candidate-in-advanced-talks-to-buy-ufc
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11656276/uriah-hall-of-ufc-198-fight-card
youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI
youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM
rankingmma.com/non-ufc-rankings/flyweight/
youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

REAL THREAD:

autism

don't feel like doing a thread war right now

use this guy's thread UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (MY BOY vs literally who)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

NEWS:

>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO soon
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199

>Dana Yellow soon
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/report-china-based-company-leading-candidate-in-advanced-talks-to-buy-ufc

>Hall off of 198
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11656276/uriah-hall-of-ufc-198-fight-card

Ignore this faggot

why are basketball americans so autistic

don't ignore that faggot

REAL:

OP or not

Get the juice going

what is wrong with you

>guys please pay attention to me!
>come to my thread and use it guys please please please!!!

Your mother

I'm not the one pandering for my other thread anyways

calm down autist

So is Cole Miller going to ruin BJ's comeback?

hopefully


just so long as BJ loses I'm happy

>My thread is intellectually superior and has information in the OP!
>Use my thread guys, please!!

you attention whoring faggots need to stop, there's literally 20 posts left in the old thread

why can't you wait till we're up to 530 posts before starting a new one like daytime /heem/ does

>mfw my thread is way more baller

youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI

Stop bullying im not pandering my own thread i just want to spread the juice

come morning, there better be no shitposting

laku noć

>GUYS PLEASE USE MY FORCED MEMES
>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T THE OP SHIT

>being american
>saying this
literally get out of my country you terrorist

WELL I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN

NO I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND
AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGIN' ME DOWN
GONNA STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN

HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN

WELL I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
I GOT JUST ONE LIFE
IN A WORLD THAT KEEPS ON PUSHIN' ME AROUND
BUT I'LL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN

HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN

HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WON'T BACK DOWN

HEY BABY THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO, I WON'T BACK DOWN

Update on flyweight ultimate fighter las

Still thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM

your own brethren say shit like that bud

The old thread isn't even to 500 yet and you idiots are already making 2 threads.

Suck a dick bud

That's far more reasonable

rankingmma.com/non-ufc-rankings/flyweight/

Akmhetov and Bibulatov are the favorites 3bh

>they'll bypass the tryouts
good
i wonder how many runnerups they'll give a contract

that guy's nickname better be "Beeboo"

the american sperglord is one of my favourite characters on heem desu senpai

which one?

oh, that's the joke

i didn't make the other thread, you have me confused with someone else

NEW:

gay.

least favorite next to ngannoufag if im being 2bh

ngannou

Umm lads

facebook com/photo.php?fbid=1170363639664996

Wandy got hit by a car. He's dead

>"h-heh, cuz we're all crazy, right guys? heh-he.."
>he doesn't realize all of /heem/ knows exactly who the 'american sperglord' is
>he doesn't know that we all talk shit about him in /heem/speak
>he doesn't know we can tell its him every single time he posts due to his retarded writing style

post photo, can't be arsed to create a facebook account

>implying the opinions of people who use /heem/speak matter

Its literally just a post that says he got into an accident while on a bike

You dont even need an account you fuck

>He's dead
Bit redundant in having the shoulder operation tomorrow then don't you think?

All it says is that he got hit by a car and that he's dead

Oh so we're using this thread?

Anyone else watching UFC tonight?

I watch UFC every single night bud.

You don't? Or you were just curious about who else does?

I'm on /heem/ everyday and have no clue who you're talking about. Can you describe this "retarded writing style"?

UFC Tonight, the show

I watch and trane UFC every single day of my life, maple cuck.

I bet i could dust you in under a minute

>heemspeak

youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0

>literally 5 seconds in is cuck shit

Still with this not replying meme, faggots? Did you come up with it in /heem/speak in between conversations about what black fighters you want to fuck your anime waifus?

>trane

Lennox is better bud and I set the new record on every single one of those arcade punching machines I've ever used, I get like ~950 every single time

Probably because they put the settings for 125 pounders lol

no need to get angry about it m8, you can do what you want

>950
>implying i dont get 1200 in a single jab

ngannou

it's the sperglord and he's upset because he doesn't get (You)s anymore

>That laugh
Whoever that is, heem yourself

>I would love to turn this into a podcast
You too, fucking attention whore

@67516404
>this mad

lol he's pretending it wasn't him

who /americansperglord/ here

no @'s either, autismo

This is autism to another level

Imagine buying 500 quarter pounders putting them into a black plastic bag and throwing them into a river

That's how easy it would be to dispose of a flyweight's body

>tfw I invented @quoting to avoid giving (You)s to that namefaggot and now it's spiraled out of control

weirdo

your (You)ing butthurt is delicious lad

Maybe we need a /heem/ podcast

You literally just replied to 20 posts

Congrats

What were you expecting you dick

>spiraled out of control
it has evolved into something better

lol he thinks he invented it too

what a fucking pathetic idiot

@quoting is nothing new you fucking sperg

That's literally been a thing since Sup Forums started

...

doesn't it bug you guys that you share a flag with guys like that?

or are you just used to it by now

not real event

lmao look how pissed he is

You all seem parched and malnourished

I have to admit, it's kind of nice to not see a bunch of links in every post

There's retards everywhere on this website. Can't let every single one of them get to you, even if they have the same flag

You didnt invent shit, ameribro. Only a handful of memes are worthy of mention on heem. The ngannou being one i invented myself due to my wife's son reminding me of him.

holy shit you people are all so mad ell

It is nice. It's comfy.


Yeah I hear ya. That one though, that's something special. That's real IRL autism coming through your screen lol

Calling the the beginning of this groundbreaking new era of neo-posting; "Autism" seems like the 3rd stage of Grief to me

This means progress which is healthy, normal and encouraging

you're only making it worse, I assume you realize that

So if you have to be within 8% of the target weight for all of fight week, that actually has a much larger effect on the lower weight classes.

Guys that are fighting at 145 can't weigh more than 156.6lbs for all of fight week. I'd think the majority of ranked fighters cut more weight than that.

this truly is the golden age of /heem/

can't get any worse than three active threads every night with idiots vying for OP

ngannou

wish there was a way to auto-hide (You)posters

I disagree desu. The worst is when Canadian OPs create an OP. Truly the worse desu familia

Try filtering the characters ">>"

my thread are the best and you're still in stage one if you don't agree
don't worry, it gets better


Yeah, me too bro

I wish they did weigh-ins just before the fight, to see what kind of differences we're looking at in 24h.

They do weigh ins before 24 hrs senpai. Dont you see the embeddeds? We just dont know the weight. But the UFC does keep a track on it.

I meant right before they enter the cage. I want to see how much they actually recover after 'officially' weighing in.

I'd like to see that too desu senpai

so basically McGregor is never fighting at 145 ever again, even though we all kind of knew that

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So often changes in culture and habit are minuscule and happen over extraordinary lengths of time

But here we're witnessing a colossal shift in posting habit and our sharing of opinion. There's a sociological academic paper waiting to written about this very occurrence, believe you me.

I dont think a single guy fighter from this season is gonna have more than 5 fights in the UFC