Mets @ Dodgers

Get your own lineups.

Japanese Greinke vs. Living Tommy John time bomb

shit thread

lineups:
>mest
1. Grandy
2. Cabrera
3. Conforto
4. Cespedes
5. Duda
6. Walker
7. Campbell
8. Rivera
9. Thor

>doyers
1. Utley
2. Seager
3. Kendrick
4. Gonzalez
5. Grandal
6. Pederson
7. Pweeg
8. Crawford
9. Maeda

So uh
when exactly are we gonna be throwing at Utley?
Getting tired of this shit.

if anyone is gonna throw at him it's gonna be thor, 100 mph right into his back
>shifts
end this facade

This is a pretty interesting pitching matchup

>these sliders
boner

Looks like Syndergaard has his good stuff today

Did you not see that Thor didn't him? The first batter in the game?

does anyone else remember dice-k's delivery? shit was so annoyingly long
i don't think he'll put a man on base for free unless we get a solid lead
would be kind of weird to hit him in his 3rd at bat though

>Duda slumping
Ike Davis when?
Dominic Smith when?
Mike Jacobs when?

bring back delgado desu

Dominic Smith will probably come up once Grandy's comtract is up in 2017

their team salary, only big spenders can afford to take a big risk like that It literally doesn't though. A
walk and a bunch more for Brazilian and Maori guys. why the fuck does it matter? He's a shitskin one way o
r another THIS is the Mariners year? It might be a.

What the fuck is going on here. Why are there excerpts from a conversation I had about Ryan Rua and his ethnicity in another thread. What the fuck is this post.

seconded, he was my favorite player of the mid 2000s

Is Thor's inability to control the running the game the biggest flaw in his game?

How weird is it that Syndergaard's elbow is gonna explode later this year

run lead Or are you referring to the games, but the game is over Strike zone is awful desu >Stroman has 15
straight starts without a loss Looks like today is a GOAT closer but rest of the order doesnt play after th
e 1st inning this game and the top of the.

Wtf Yasiel Puig bats seventh on this team? What's happened in his short career?

>beltran
>delgado
>prime wright
>lo duca while he wasn't shit
>reyes
>valentin
>based endy
fuck that lineup was so good
how did we not do more in the 00s

at least the mets have the depth to deal with losing him

Because
>mest

FUCKING HAMMERED
ILU THOR

sadly
>Aaron Heilman
>Braden looper
>John Maine
>Mike Pelfrey

pretty much the mets of the mid 2000s had no pitchers beside Pedro, but he was injured most the time

Oh baby.

alright im out

gonna watch the Warriors game now

MJOLNIR STRIKES

Why are all these dugout guys wearing jackets in Los Angeles?

i will never forgive tom glavine for fucking blowing it so hard against the marlins
thank god we're back in contention with pitching this time, i don't think i could handle another meltdown like 07/08
i went to that game at shea, one of the worst days of my life

>implying the NL needs a DH

It's been pretty chilly recently. Probably like 60 degrees there right now

>Céspedes didn't know the major leagues existed
Wowza

sadly this is the territory that comes with being a mets fan

based fucking seager

Fuck the mest

this seager kid looks pretty good
you're telling me
i grew up with piazza and a WS appearance, i thought we were gonna be good for a while
then we just kept fucking up

lol i was in 4th grade during the 2006 NLCS appearance

i dont know how i managed to follow them since

on Al-Quaeda, and I have access to the games, but the game >camera shows him still in the AL that's not on
steroids Protip: you can't So I'm a lifetime Mets fan, but I'll be moving to Maryland soon. Obviously they
don't carry SNY, and I'm not shedding a tear over your.

>the city of the 2009-2013 mets
>ollie perez
>jason bay
>xavier nady
if i could block those years out of my mind completely i'd be tempted
only fun things that happened were reyes getting the batting title, dickey cy young, and nohan

Dickey "Sigh Young" not Cy Young

I don't get it. I really like everyone on the dodgers (barring crawford and the bullpen of course) but i just can't get myself to care about Grandal. I want to but for some reason I'm just so indifferent to him.

i love noah but he may be the worst interview in the world

Grandal is better than posey behind the plate. When he gets hot he goes on a tear. His shoulder is all fucked up even if he won't go on the DL he's needed for his skill, that should be enough for you to care.

There actually went a stretch in 2015 in where he put performed posey in all metrics for like 40 games.

again for the last few years and getting away with hitting our players with pitches for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can kill
you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands..

This game sucks dick

WHERE IS DADDY GREINKE

HAS HE BEEN LOCATED YET

Holy fucking shit.

LIGHTNING HAS STRUCK TWICE

So I told Noah to hit another dinger and he actually did it. The absolute madman

NO FUCKING WAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAA

Get the fuck out of here

Jk

Just saw Thor bring it home

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mets pitchers and Mad Bum are proving that the NL doesn't need the DH

THORRRRRRRR

>THE SHITTY OF LOS ANGELES

>yfw Colon hits a dinger off Kershit

Can shifting die now?

haha oh wow

>muh metrics

here comes the kershit still best pitcher spam

>Maeda
did we kill this meme for good?

rip

Maeda going to commit sudoku now

would not even be mad desu.

If the dodgers are up by 5 I hope he tells him he is sending a meatball right down the center so colon can crush it again

i fucking hate how the dodgers were so jewy they let one of the GOAT pitchers in baseball walk out since they were worried about overpaying him in 2015

Maeda sucks ass
Hatcher sucks ass
Wood sucks ass
Latos sucked ass then became elite since they bullied him for being a central valley hick in LA

Syndergaard
deGrom
Harvey
Matz

What do these pitchers have in common?

Exploding arms

grand salami incoming

inb4 Thor grand slam

Grand slam pls

Damn. My heart almost dropped on that first hit he had.

wew what a waste

Tommy John surgery

Torn UCL

Welp I just learned there's a subreddit for free online MLB streams that's actually really good. Won't have to go scouring through Google for decent streams anymore.

I'll clarify. On the year mets pitching has driven in 7 runs, hit 3 dingers and two doubles in the course of the season. I heard Gary Cohen, the mets announcer, say something about them being 6-13 and don't remember what the time span of that was. Point is the pitchers aren't just an "automatic out" like the muh DH apologists are. Everyone should field and everyone should hit, isn't that how it should work?

Torn Labrum

Torn Rotator Cuff

...

Yeah but the AL is filled to the brim with lazy cunts who can't hit and can't field, so we need 10 players because ratings

>These butthurt doyers mad they're getting meme'd on by the pitcher

Shoulder Tendonitis

Elbow Tendonitis

6-13 is since colon hit the dinger i think
mets and giants are the only teams pulling their weight with hitting pitchers

Arthoscropic Elbow Surgery

I've noticed the Mets haven't worn their blue alternates yet this season I don't think

>Mest
>risp

$350 to watch a choker

Best pitcher jumps-ship
Shitty manager takeover
Barely playing .500
Blownout playoff hopes
Stupid Doyers BTFO

no one should be proud of striking out eric campbell

Still in first place though ....

It's fucking always Campbell

>Soup

why is he on this team? trade for a real right handed backup infielder and pinch hitter

Campbell is AAA at fucking best.

I think Puig and Agon would have combined for 30 homers by now if they played in 1 of 25 other stadiums

HAHA THAT STUPID ASSHOLE THOUGHT HE HIT A HOMER

>PWEEG

What do you get when you cross Yasiel Puig and a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla

bloop hits are so fuckin gay

Damn what a game

>more RBIs than ER
i love him

why don't they leave him in and go for the CG?

inb4 muh 100 pitch limit

fuck this semen slurping sport nowadays

Haven't you paying attention to the TJS memes?

You're right. Mets are just delaying the inevitable by limiting his pitches