Ask a guy who just fucked a trap while listening to Trout Mask anything

Ask a guy who just fucked a trap while listening to Trout Mask anything

My garden is overrun with box elder bugs. What should I do?

Was she Fast & Bulbous?

please op, we need an answer to this

>a replica of a woman

where did you find a cute trap?

>not knowing traps are the dialectical truth of humanity

>trap mask replica

How much was she for your mirror?

How hot was the trap?

Sadly no
s(he) was alright desu
Craigslist, I think things were going fine. Then about 10 mins into the album there was hilarious buttsex
I would say a strong 7 to light 8. I'm glad they weren't wearing a wig just natural hair. Last time I had one with a wig it fell off and it was just awkward. However this boipucci was fresh

did you make a bush recording?

I missed my chance to crack a joke and say 9.5
damn

I don't get it.
Oh wait now I do.
Scruffy is a pretentious nitwit. Trout Mask Replica is a solid 10.

What sort of fuck was it?
Fast? Slow? Romantic? Rough? Boring?

>fucking a trap any way but rough and dirty

I approve.

Looks like top 40 will definitely suit you better

rough and thrilling, their mouth game was impeccable

>tfw you will probably never fuck a trap
>tfw you will probably only get fucked because femboy

Feels bad.

>femboy

post pics

go on Craigslist, tumblr, even trap threads. If anything they will go crazy fir you since you are a femboy

It was an exaggeration, because people have made that joke. I don't actually know what femboy means, I'm guessing a feminine male

>avoiding slow romantic sex
that's just pathological

I met my qt bf on grindr. We've been dating for 7 months now and live together. I think I'm gonna go crawl in bed with him and cuddle.
Just keep trying user! It can happen!

you're not bad

You're good looking can definitely get traps girls men whatever you want

How does that work? Wouldn't it be extremely uncomfortable?

She could handle it. She's a big trap.

tell them you browse mu, surely gets them on your dick faster than you can say Ella guru

As said earlier it was but fun

For you.

Quick side note, they really enjoyed the dust blows foward and dust blows back. I kept quoting it afterwards

are you dating her now desu?

I got her number, so maybe date or booty call

why is everyone on every board I go to a faggot?

faggots attract

oh, hello

Wiw just because we listen to Trout Mask

I'm not a faggot, I just like traps.
(not OP)

Calm down Mark

Whole thread needs to go back to

For you

did you finish the album?

Did she enjoy your mascara snake?

She got tired of it after a while so no
Yes, we made love eating dough in polythene bag

Kek

>she

Spooks.

I said s(he) at first but got lazy

So Trout Mask Replica general?

I fucking love traps with big cocks