Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for Sweden

hi
where are the japanese qts

girls are not here

3なら移民歓迎!

That's a big backpack

ありがとー

殺した弟が入ってるの…(´・ω・`)

In my ass

4 you

えっ
そのおんにゃの子
実は幽霊やど

otsu

おつやで

何が入っているのやら
自分の肢体とかな

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音ゲーばかりしてた弟でつか・・・(´・ω・`)

(´・ω・`)

オマエが祖国に帰ればいいだけだよ

Has anyone here figured out the mystery of how to get a Japanese girlfriend yet?

Look like me
Talk like me
Walk like me
Dress like me

…(´・ω・`)

おまいら
日経18000行きそうだぞ

Everyone is talking abut "today's" anime, not that old ones.
With all the hentai and moe things, it is thought that today's anime culture is build by male creators and fans. But in reality, modern Anime and Manga was build by female creators, for female fans. They were dreaming of white women's beauty so they wrote the characters look like white. Ranma, Sailor moon, Uruseiyatsura, The Rose of Versailles: these are all created by female.

Then there comes male, the devils of testosterone. They stole the concepts and take over anime and manga culture. This is why anime looks like white.

male features
>aggressive
>violent
>smelly
>90% of criminal is male
>envious
>short tempered

How can I emulate you if I don't know what you look like?

R.I.P.

t. experience with Japanese girls: one 40 year old lady

You know what my nipple looks like

t. Jelliest man in the thread

Doraemon (Friday) , Chibi Maruko chan and Sazae san (both on Sunday)

They are all being aired now.

>the devils of testosterone
u avin a giggle there m8

Maggie is ugly af

>Ranma, Sailor moon, Uruseiyatsura, The Rose of Versailles:

They are the old animes.

あれ?

copying your nipple...(´・ω・`)

八九寺真宵に兄弟がいたのか?
もっとも八九寺さんは
実は年上
>all the hentai and moe things
ばんちゅ屋は
萌えがなければアニメではない

持論すよ

You had an affair with a Japanese old lady? Wow

How can a guy sleep with a woman who is 15 years older than him?

フェッチなんだ

>old lady
40 years old is the golden age for a milf

insert dick


すげえぞ「カオスサーガ」26時間でサービス終了だ!
何時始まったかすら知らなかった・・・
この動画の最後に出てくる裸エプロンのおっさん
がFF11のシドと言うキャラそっくりと言うかそのまんま
懐かしすぎるわw
nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30055509

んじゃねる。ハゼットというドイツ工具買ってきます。おやすみ。

熟女好きは病気だと
わいは思う
>FF11のシド
>裸エプロンのおっさん
人を無言にさせる何かがあるに違いない
見てなてけど

で、この八九寺のコスプレ幼女って有名なの?

Do you sometimes insert your dick into a sinkhole?

わん(´・ω・`)

ヤクザもスクエニには勝てなかったか

No. I don't know your mother.

*見てないけど

まあ、という噂だったような

犯したい

大人らしいじゃないよ

それ本気で言ってる?こんなおしっこくさいガキに欲情するんか?

すまん、全然いける

長澤茉里奈 援交

で検索してみ
そのスジでは有名だけど
一般人も知っているのだろうか?

やっても合法年齢なんやで

合法ロリやんけ
最高や

はやまるなって
だから
二十歳だよ
多分、写真の時はもっと若いだろうが

身体を見ろ
実は巨乳だ

何で貧乳ちゃうねん!!

この童顔で
Fカップ

ふぅ・・・

やるよ
わいのフォルダの絵はここから
erogazou125.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-75.html

I hope Pantsu nonce gets arrested soon

ちゅかまったのは
ぱんちゅはかない
Brit
でしゅた

Everybody's dream.

よ!みんな。
youtube.com/watch?v=PcUVtC-f8RY

さて
絵が消されるでしょうか?
20歳の女の写真を貼って
Banされたら
人種差別や

って真宵は禁物

実写いらねー

やめてください、勃起する男の子もいるんですよ!

Have you ever insert your dick into a hole that isn't supposed to accept dick?

>one brave british man takes on the japanese menace with his balls and cock exposed for ultimate shock and awe
>the japs fall right into his trap and cannot subdue the british bear

No
But I would love to shove it down The F.'s throat

Why do we have many gays in this thread?

別に腐ったソーセージを晒そうがどうでもいいが
畏れ多くも皇居のお堀なので
お前は死刑だ
一応、処女とはしたけど
つか、初体験が処女とだった
そんな関係やったんか

I'm not really
The F. turns people into a gay

>そんな関係やったんか
No
Have you?

we follow each other on twitter

クソ
「真宵は禁物」という渾身の一発が滑った
他板に行って寝るわ

Every user
Good Night
TAIS
(Thank Amaterasu, it’s Friday)

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What's the best way to learn English?

Be born here

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born to be brit

How do you feel of a fact that English is regarded as the official language in the world? It's unfair, because we need to put lots of our time to learn English in schools.

American gf

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>unfair

You've had thousands of years to prove your worth, but you were found to be too weak and inferior. Therefore as time passed on, other became stronger and more successful.

I didn't compare Japan with the other nations though.
I'm talking a fact that someone is given an ability of being able to speak the official language automatically without putting any effort on it. I feel it's unfair.

>BABYMETAL to make a possible debut for the Red Team at the 67th NHK Kohaku Uta Gassen.

"More info on the 67th NHK Kohaku Uta Gassen
The Red Team will be represented by 有村架純 Arimura Kasumi.
The White Team will be represented by Masaki Aiba from Arashi.
A host has yet to be announced.
In addition to RADWIMPS and Arashi, RADIO FISH and GENERATIONS
from EXILE TRIBE will be on the White Team.
For the Red Team so far, it's AKB48, 乃木坂46 (nogizaka46),
Keyakizaka46 欅坂46 and BABYMETAL."

I feel like shit in the hell!!

Well of course it's unfair in that respect. But if it were up to me, it'd be forced on you at a much earlier age, so it would just be another natural language.

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>But if it were up to me, it'd be forced on you at a much earlier age, so it would just be another natural language.
I didn't get what you mean by this part. Please use another expression.

What's the context?
He's a New Yorker, he could be saying Abe is great or that Abe is smart (in negative way) or half a dozen of other meanings

youtube.com/watch?v=vCPTwC2_uTM&t=7s

Goodbye Texan in Tokyo!

Literally who?

I don't know why but she is getting more attractive for me.

やらないか?

>I don't know why
desperation

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trump leave japan, china will nuke us.

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OMG I love japan so much desu
I love the animey and the mango (LEL) I also love ramon so kawaii desu ne

youtube.com/watch?v=_aLEu1lx8bg

What is this, Japan? How could you?

wow you are so funny for making le epic ironic posts XDDD wow where did you learn 2 b this funny dude? awesome LOL

Why do you have her screenshots?

pls no bully no baka

テラスハウス見てる人いる?
意外と中毒性あるんだけど

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