/mls/ general - WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU edition

All times EST, home team on left:
>Friday, 5/13
DC United vs NY Red Bulls, 7pm
>Sat., 5/14
Montreal vs. Philly, 5pm
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL Schedule
nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule

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twitter.com/ColumbusCrewSC/status/730889011158388737
twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/730896253681340416
twitter.com/AnonBabble

nth for NASL

nst for my local NWSL team is doing better than my local MLS team

dash? red stars?

>Columbus fans think they are getting zlatan

LEL

They're getting Falcao

>Soon

Reign

>Miami FC spend 750k for a 31 year old CM
>they average under 5k per game
Someone get the popcorn

they are doing fine considering the new guy and losing the merc.

also doesn't help that the western conference is really competitive.

Reminder that there are no good Eastern conference teams.

>inb4 obsessed

>No good EC teams
>Unironically worse than Colorado
kek

UNION
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>FC Dallas and CO Rapids playing outstanding divegrass
>boo hoo not as good the east coast
It's their year to win Dac Up, everyone knows the West is superior in all US sports.

>Colorado
>Their year
Lesstern Conference delusion has officially hit rock bottom
Worse than philly

why are eastern cucks so shit?

only here to post their shit teams and contribute nothing.

Happy birthday

Relax pham

can't exactly post about my teams match results yet, what did you contribute bitch?

>Soon

easily triggered too, just relegate them to MLS2 already.

>Haha! I was only PRETENDING to be a beta retard!
Does it kill you inside that your shit teams are getting BTFO by a team who's owner doesn't give a shit about them? At least the revs are a shit show

Someone asked for a Red Bulls version the other night, delivering.

dubs and I take over the best meme team in the US-Canadian pyramid

Your team just traded their best player for the GOAT DAX MCARTHY, how many goals does he score as he leads you to the cup??

Dax? 0 and he gets burned by some pacy wonger
My best player on the other team, probably over 27

Rayo OKC

Why is there no playoffs?

Chattanooga

L Y N X
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OC blues
Make SoCal soccer great again.

Playoffs are in D1

pretty sure they weren't

>Lesstern
You misspelled "Leastern."

>not Bestern

That's completely possible, moved on from that mod.
There aren't a lot of dbs that have MLS playoffs. There's one that does 1st place in both conferences win the cup and SS is community shield. Also one of the bigger DBs as it has like 4 levels of American and Canadian teams

Fun times were had for all

They're not getting anyone why would anyone choose to live in Ohio?

>implying being poor is a choice

>Not flying in from wherever you live to play
>Being this poor

>Ohio
>Literally the poor man's Texas

>Soon

We all recognize the rest of ATL sports are absolute shit, so I can understand your excitement.

My question is, when ATLFC finishes their first season with zero wins and zero ties, are you going to kill yourself on the last day of the regular reason, or wait until the finals are over?

>Zero wins, zero ties

no team will ever to that bad in any sport

>underage b&fag detected

Don't you mean Beastern?

>contribute
>to a chinese cartoon image board

no but your a real "contributor", keep up the good work

thanks for contributing dubs to the thread bb

Even better.

Fuck off NYC faggot Kendrick is all about the west coast.

twitter.com/ColumbusCrewSC/status/730889011158388737
>The shambles of Columbus

>Rumor is Ztalan will be playing for Galaxy.

What did he mean by this?

>MFW the Rapids are elite but nobody in Denver gives a shit

Forgot about Detroit

If you smoked that much marijuana, you wouldn't care about anything either.

Based Magee.
Took me a second to realize he wasn't talking about the Kamara fiasco.

Fellow Denverbro here. Any one of our sports teams could win their championship three times in a row, and the local sports radio stations would still exclusively talk Broncos 24/7

To be fair, Kroenke doesn't own the Broncos, so they're actually good

To be fair, Kroenke isn't necessarily that bad of an owner. He's not the only reason the Nuggets/Avs haven't won in so long.

... they are aware the Broncos suck and will never be good again, right?

Right?

>crash this team
>with no survivors

>Kroenke isn't that bad
>ran all those teams into the ground
>had to run to LA or he'd never make money again
K

Kroenke is a businessman. You'd have to be retarded to think moving the Rams to LA wasn't a great business move. He's gonna make a shit ton of money over there. You'd also have to be retarded to think he'd ever move any of his Denver teams anywhere else.

Please. Everyone knows they're gonna win back to back Owls.

>moving your shitty team to LA will make him lots of money!
No one's disputing that, I was more putting emphasis on the first part of the sentence
>the Broncos are SO GOOD omg
Last I checked they don't let you play in the NFL without a quarterback

>Last I checked they don't let you play in the NFL without a quarterback

Then how did they win last season? How has everyone forgotten that Peyton was garbage and Brock was average at best?

It's overshadowed by the fact that Sanchez is worse than both.

The O-line carried the corpse of Peyton over the goal line, and all they had to do was beat an arrogant young team who had never been there before.

>Houston Dynamo have given Celtic permission to interview Owen Coyle
Kek

>Forgetting about signing the future GOAT QB

>Future Goat QB
>Has to learn from Sanchez
pick one

>Buncos are a team who, until last year, were literally owned by a man with Alzheimer's
>Still got to the Owl twice in 3 years

Soon justice will be served

>The O-line carried the corpse of Peyton

Kek, you can't possibly believe that right? Denver's O-line was injury riddled and terrible. They're arguably the worst super bowl winning o-line ever. The elite defense is what really carried Peyton and the majority of them will be back next year. I'm pretty sure any user from Sup Forums could be their QB and they'd still at least win the AFC west.

>nfl posting in muh /mls/
I blame soonfags.

>soccer thread
>turns into a football thread

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I WAS GONE FIVE MINUTES

mls is this cucked

GG /mls/

ZLATAN
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>oh look, we found yet another DP slot in the CBA
>here you go Bruce
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

What the fuck? Is this legit? Zatlan for Keano????

As of right now he's on Philly's discovery list. Also as of right now, his agent has been trying to get a better deal from A.C.

>on Philly's discovery list
Fucking sneks. You don't discover Zlatan!

>tfw there won't be a SJ version

Bring back Landycakes and DeRo

>Thinking LD wanted to stay.
He's a SoCal kid you damn cuck,get over it.

I fucking hate AEG so fucking much over a decade later

twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/730896253681340416
Prepare your angus /mls/.

>MLS Announces Special Extra ZDP Slot For Designated Players Whose Names Begin With Z

>inb4 lafc

Zlatan: "After living in Barcelona, Milan, and Paris, it was only natural that I would go to northern Ohio next."

>ever since I was a kid, I've dreamt of joining Columbus Crew

>tfw your team signs Zavaleta

>tfw Higuain tries to take the penalty
>The anal carnage Zlatan will inflict on the shittier Higuain brother
I almost want them to sign him to see it.

Wade Barrett should take over if they boot Coyle.

>Owen Coyle
insecure faggots

The last thing that team needs is another forward
Besides, they still don't have a shady DP thing they could pull off

reminder that WE own Zlatans rights, if you want him we need meme money

>discovery rights
This isn't some obscure teenager plucked out of the German 4th division, this is ZLATAN
How does this shit even apply to players literally everyone has heard of before

You can have Lletget and husidic for him

keane is going pham.

zLAtan

fuck this meme league

Bitch, Chicongo had rights to Drogba and MCL and Colorado have rights to literally every Arsenal and City player right now the shit's not supposed to make sense.

>Leltget
>Slav
>Implying they would even be a bench player on this team
You don't have anything we want. And faggot is moving regardless of what you do
kek