/heem/: claudyah edition

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>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199

>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24

>Nig Nog is senile
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run

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Good god, she's so beautiful.

l-lewd

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when will she get that melanoma removed?

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Reminder that Claudia is on steroids

Not anymore. USADA is too far up her butt.

youre on steroids

>Nate's post fight interview where he clearly just wants to talk to Cruz and Edgar.

how would he do in MMA?

Casted my vote. sorry to other options

its alright man, you're still cool.

youtube.com/watch?v=JOjvBAoDDes&feature=youtu.be&t=611
>ywn get eaten alive by a crazy felon

second coming of GSP. he's just too smart

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>literally ragin kajan

Autism

>As good as McGregor has been during his UFC career, Rogan just doesn't see a way that Mayweather wouldn't toy with the featherweight champion, while making him look like a fool over several rounds if they actually boxed.

>"He's just so much better and if people don't know, if you think you're really good and you get in there and you box a guy like that, he will (expletive) expose the (expletive) out of you. It's a different animal," Rogan said.

>"I can't imagine a world where he's not light years past Conor with boxing skill."

I think you got confused, you probably meant to say ""Chinese obtain UFC & exclude USADA".

>hello, i am here for the interview

literally a 10 out of 10 thread OP

Thanks

these guys all remind me of the diaz bros

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Holy fucking shit.

>tfw used to think Joanna was my favorite female fighter
>tfw she has the stereotype IQ of her people
>tfw she's an ass
>tfw she tries to talk trash
>tfw used to hate Cláudia
>tfw she's actually bro as fuck, smart and actually qt
This might be the best TUF season in years regarding coaches personalities, even though I hate having my worldviews changes anons. Please hold me.

What? Didn't Rogan say the other day he can see Conor winning a decision?

Going to decision (and losing)

stop talking like a bitch people might confuse you for me

I saw it coming desu
no quality waifu would support juve

>tfw depressed

Why Ahmed ?

You know you can end it, right?
Do it.

wod yew talkin bout steehroids

don't put moi name in wid dat oim majaj agains dat

how did you know my name

>third worlders in charge of compassion

>sucking canada's cock
Does it taste like french wine, Ramón?

Better than sucking monkey cock

You would know.
Fag.

You know what monkey cock tastes like?!

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Claudia let me

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Best nickname out of;

the heemcatcher
the chin deleting
forever
the imperator
the career ending

and should they be infront of my name or between first and last name

You wish, faggot.

Who will get injured?

Who will get arrested and disgraced before the fight and have to pull out?

I just can't decide, but I'm sure the can replacement will put on one hell of a good show.

DC looks pretty strange there, maybe because it's not normal to see him pull a serious face but he looks seriously old

Conor

big nog

Gertrude how the hell have you not pissed off yet?

ufc poster team magic at play

>text under DC's chin
>Dressing you


Why does everyone seem to want to give power to the dicksucking meme?

Favourite current Champ /heem/?

You're always on my dick Francine, I literally own the business. You're fired you piece of shit whore.

You're the only dick sucker here you tranny

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Not RDA that's for sure!

Stop insulting Forrest Griffen's photoshop skills. He's really trying, and he needs the work.

Tie between Dominick Cruz and Fabricio Werdum

Mike would look like less of a goof with a beard.

why.

So much Claudia everywhere right now. On reddit, on /heem/, and on tv with TUF. Love it.

Faggot

Who still /teamJJ/ here?

>loving me so much you make fake personas just to talk to me

Its ok Francine, if you admit you want the D I'd consider it.

gay sport

DELETE THIS

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His wife is fucking shit compared to him.

f ufc fighters were to turn to the dark side who would be the villainest villain?

Badass rank
1. Lyoto Machida Silent ninja Assasin
2.Nick Diaz Hard Core Hombre that doesnt give a crap
3. Jon Jones Jon knows blow
4. Cain Velazquez the intimeidator
5. Nate Diaz part of the Diaz crew.. Nicks lil broman

wut

>champion vs champion

kek

Reminder there is value on every Brazilian on this card.

It's a super fight, Joe!

why does hack slack want based David Attenborough to die?

There needs to be more asterisks next to Cormier's "champion"

No, it doesn't.

It does, he's not the best 205er in the world.

He didn't beat the man. He's not a real champion.

>People unironically thought Conor was gonna beat him.

Sup faggots. Just got home from work. Who got injured today?

A better question is why do you even follow that dork on twitter?

prove it

>"champion" vs champion

But he's still the champion

He beat Rumble to win it, then defended it against Gustaffson, now he's trying to unify it against Jon

Wow that was so hard wasnt it

>jose aldo is going to destroy conor!

This man has definitely been on steroids.
There is absolutely no way to get a body like that without using some sort of steroids/PEDs/Brazilian supplements

LOVER VS LOVER

Not the user you replied to but on dan patrcik he said floyd would smoke conor at bocing and that's IF the bout would even get sanctioned.

Which begs the question: how the fuck did couture/toney get sanctioned? How can you let a guy with no pro fights fight a grizzled veteran? Isn't that irresponsible? Is it cause the fight was in boston and dana was able to use his boston mob connections to grease the athletic commission?

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He's more of an interim champ than Jon is tho

Just saw the movie Hanna guys. I recommand it.
Thanks for reading my blog :^)

do you think werdum ever did roids?

Well, Jon is the interim Light Heavyweight Champion

Daniel is THE Light Heavyweight Champion

That's the one about the russian super agent girl?I turned it off after the first 10 minutes. It was so cliche and shit.

>tfw no brit boipussy to pound

What kind of question is this?
Everybody is on something. Are you twelve ?

oh dear

I never hated claudia, i didnt have any opinion of her. I was on Team Joanna though. I thought she was cute and funny and charming. And she was in videos interviews like this

But she's trying too hard on TUF and it's backfiring. To be honest though, if she goes in there and trashes up claudia, I'll respect her and I'll forgive her meanness as playing the mental game with an opponent.