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Eurovision HYPE edition
>listening to /bet/s Eurovision tips sub edition
ARP yield down the shitter sub sub edition

Previous thread: >Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>It's been 170 days

STILL no Sup Forums thread

O, дaй ми любoвтa

1st for i've made a terrible mistake lids

wouldn't gf it, but love to shag it

Kicked out the arena ffs, couldn't stop screaming red when the polish lad was singing about what colour my life is. Head has gone, roll has gone, might as well as end my life. Sold my flight and identity to some Somali who wanted to move to the uk just to get more money to lay Russia with. Completely lost control of my life

You might wanna keep her in your contacts lid, that coffin may come in handy come Saturday night

>881 instagram photos
hate this meme tbqh

So who qualified for the final?

Was busy skyping my 16 year old virgin gf.

Can we help at all lad?

post insta

pmsl.

>virgin gf

Why did you gf her before you'd banged her?

giggled

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Good girls dont fuck without commitment m8

eurovision.tv/page/news?id=running_order_for_grand_final_revealed

whitechxpel_ beyond grim though lid

Russia already won lad, @1.48 now

DIABOLICAL

Cash for 50% loss?

Old boys o4.5

>2015

oh my

where is Ukraine?

Need BT to go Wilson Raj on the Russian singer and break his ankles while hes walking to his hotel.

fugg

What was the info on Russia lay and backing Sweden and Netherlands again?

if you have a little money left to get a hockey stick, please do think most of us can chip in a greasy 10SEK

words fail me.

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what the fuck

Who here on baseball?

Got too much on Mets Money line.

Shake shake shaking.

Ask her where it all went so wrong

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who is the sad cunt who reported the all the tinder posts?

>7 year age range

nonce

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Ask if you can cum on her braces

qt desu

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Very. Important.

Just give it a year.

>Full time mummy at full time mummy

>qt desu

pmsl she looks like she has hairy armpits

>Pregnant and taken!
>Just looking for some pals

Why do I feel like she's scottish

>qt desu
I thought so but I feel she's hiding a receding hairline with that photo crop

What did she mean by this?

she's a big girl euan.

no she isnt

I regret everything

qt desu

THICK
H
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ffs, going to bed

pmsl

message her "all girls walk with a limp after a night with me, so i guess you're well prepared ;)"

How do I pull girls on yikyak lids?

This is tez tinder posting, we don't care abut your matches unless they're fit, send some messages you bowcat

What is her kinda fun, guys?

>only 1 me at Being Unique

getting your Account details lid. its Euan

>a girl actually having kik

nonce detected

it is either bondage or something related femdom
OR some super normal stuff like watching movies and playing videogames

Matched this QT earlier
>Toothpaste flag
W-what

Where are you? I might actually message her.

>looking down her top and almost seeing her feet

Tfw I want a library gf and always get matches with girls who like like they would be a library gf but it just isn't the same.

3/10. would probably still fuck

tfw I got a library gf last year but she gave me herpes and has now blocked me on social media :/

Rough that lad

Was a while ago sorry, just thought it was a good share because I deleted tindy 3 months ago because I was getting about 1 match a fortnight and it was a bot. Even though I swiped right for everyone. I don't even have trouble getting girls in real life just never got any matches on tindy.

Welcome to the promised land lid, hope you enjoy your stay

yes yes yes

Nearly at 1000 matches on tindy lids

>No bet365
>Promised land
I don't think so m8

FRAUD

They cap it and you have to start deleting the old ones before you can get more.

what do i say to her lid?

Tinder where I live is 90% single/divorced mothers and the rest are bots.

>he hasb't got tinder +

This is a problem, why?

I like it tbqh, this must be what Albania feels like

pml poor lad

Because I don't want to be daddy to some hick's bastard child.

I live in the south btw

Those glasses make your face look tiny. Bet I could still hit it from 10m away with my super soaker ;)

tfw coffee place in uni qt worker and I hook up but she gives me genital warts and never replies to my calls. can't get coffee there any more so drink instant at home. genital warts are for life and they come back every month and I hate my life now.

women, not even once .

>I live in the south btw
Do you not have a bombastic personality with a drawl that makes women quiver?

Could be fucking 16 year old virgins and the only downside is user calling you a nonce pmsl

Tinder, not even once.

>implying i'd lie

We have AO without giving Mackers referral money :^)

The flag stands out in /bet/ though, can barely shitpost as user

she looks like she stinks

The tipster gokuson does doubles on 1.3 odds bets to get about 1.7. Does this actually work long term or not? I guess the problem is you need a few bets to come in to cover losses because of the sub evens bet. Has anyone had actual success with this?

meant to quote pmsl

nibs

Sorry mate, /bet/ is closed for the night. This is /tinder/ now

She looks like she would be easy to spunk and dump. You wouldn't even feel bad because she already looks sad, it's not like you're taking a happy girl and ripping that from her.

Have sex.

You're missing a 'B' in your name. How about I give you a 'D' in your kidneys?

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No you can't. Odds are already figured out, doesn't matter if they're in doubles. Always lose long term.

Literally dropped 100lbs between the thumnail and pic.