Is cycling a sport?

Is cycling a sport?

Cycling is a sport, but I regret to inform you that this is not cycling. This is 2 whores parading their flesh on wheels.

>This is 2 whores parading their flesh on wheels.
There are 3 women in the WebM. Which one isn't parading her flesh?

Sorry I didn't open it. I don't come to the Sup Forumsorts board for these things. I have self control.

lol what a gay

>child-molesting christ-fag detected

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One day, you might actually get pussy, and then you might not need to jack off to attention whoring sluts 24/7...

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I doubt it

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lmao

That's true.

Most of the submissive beta virgins on the chans are going to be lead around by their dick their entire lives....

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>teabag < fieldtwerk

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Niggers are a disgusting species.

>I am having sex with a woman, therefore no longer find any other women attractive and refrain from masturbation.

lol what a gay

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i'm enjoy this thread (until it gets deleted), but the best possible ending of this clip is some 300-lb lineman comes flying out of nowhere and tackles the shit out of the brunette.

>athletes

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>that deep VPL

oh god, yes

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>all the good pornstars does shit scenes and barely work and just go to to whore themselves or do club stuff

fucking shit

fucking degenerates

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Germany being based?

I'm so confused

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kek that's not even a professional basketball.

>women

What kind of fussball is this la

Sauce

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>german """"""people""""""

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PEE IN STREET

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EQUAL PAY

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Fucking racist

Who the fuck just eats peanut butter out of the jar...

first time I'm seeing this. I thought there were trannies involved.

Gif for those of us on mobile

Those dicks are BIG

Now this is my kind of thread

it used to be when armstrong was king

The guy who never won the Tour de France? We've had two Brits who've won it three times between them in the last few years mate, so I'd say Armstrong is pretty shit in comparison

holy shit who's the blonde

> getting rimjob from a tranny while your dick is soft

> 2016
> being THIS beta

p-p-please

high in protein and fats. it's a pretty good workout snack. that being said there are plenty of better alternatives for a professional athlete.

>webem thread when everyone is on mobile

Poor form lad

>being on mobile

poor form lad

Do you even fucking lift mate? Clearly not

Apple cuck detected

>tfw escorts wont lick my asshole

I trim it but it still looks like a jungle and I dont want to shave because im prone to ingrown hairs.

so that's how it starts....

sauce?

you gotta go to the korean girls, they do that regardless of if you're shaven

Ive gone to thai massage parlors and the best I get at those places is ball licking and prostate msassage. No luck in getting my asshole rimmed.
Is there a big difference between korean girls and thai girls?

>Is there a big difference between korean girls and thai girls?
HUGE difference. Thai girls in America are tired and jaded Pattaya bar girls. There are some good experiences to be had with some of them, but most of them are extremely stand-offish. Korean girls in America have become the best providers by a country-mile in terms of looks, service, and attitude.

Don't go to a Korean massage parlor, they're a waste of time. If you live in a major city I guarantee there is an agency that only features Korean girls. Getting verified by one is hard, but the experience is worth it every single time.

Doing that in heels is actually impressive.

Google the filename fucktard

Welcome back, Hans. Where's the JAV?

I'm the guy who told you with images how to use text captcha

Can you please tell me who the blonde is? Please?

straight peanut butter is half of my diet

>Thai girls in America are tired and jaded Pattaya bar girls
Source?
The thai girls that work at the parlos ive gone to are still in their late 20s(cute and have really nice bodies); I would imagine the tired and jaded ones are the older 40 yr old mamasans.

damn right it is.

Obviously.

Come on German user where's sauce

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Somewhere on /gif/ probably.

sauce on blonde

Her immense lack of skill removes all eroticism from that scene.

better than Rousey

It's nice to see a chessboard that might actually exist in a film. Unlike

fuck i'd smash lauren davis

Too bad I didn't applied for Janitor.

It must be nice being able to cycle with a great big arse like that. When I'm riding my bike my gooch gets utterly thrashed.

This would be fucking hot if she was wearing little white panties

why is jack from RLM doing porn?

May as well put his 9 inches of stud meat to good use.

good thread 2bh

I never learned how to ride a bike. In school, everybody bulled me for it.

Thought I was the only one desu.

I grew up out in the country, I spent my childhood wandering around the woods with my German shepherd and a pellet gun, shooting snakes and shit.

Once I grew up a little bit, I realized I couldn't ride a bike and I still feel a bit awkward about it. Fortunately bike culture isn't that huge in America.

>everybody bulled me for it

lewd

man I would totally be the little fuccboi that gets her peanut butter ready on the sideline

haha ooooh shit I know where that is!

we go back to your house....