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Rule Britannia edition

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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

best europe

post the pic of that skanks shit

need a wank

OH FUCK wrong one

belly button stink is so harrowing I reckon any girl who had to suck me knob while breathing through her nose would probably pass out in seconds

...

What's the difference between milk and australia lads?

After 200 years milk will develop some form of culture

work tomorrow

>good looking la
>get plenty of attention from girls at work
>one in particular
>heard tons of stories about how filthy she is
>now married to one of the gaffers
>always flirting with me
>catch her looking at me all the time
>go on work do last week
>she's there
>husband is ill so not there
>she's on me from the get go
>gets to about 11pm
>she's pretty drunk
>sat beside me
>rubbing my leg
>tells me to go to her place for ''a drink''
>runs hand up to my cock
>get a semi
>move her hand and decline

Took some right willpower but I don't mind my job, the money is good and I would get sacked so fucking fast if anyone found out.

life in the endz

JANNNNY

emergent gameplay

Rule Britannica edition

Imagine if you walked into your bathroom and saw this. Would you walk away or try and have sex with her?

>you're a mongol/russkie
The more I hear that daily the less and less it moves me desu senpai.
I have accepted being the untermensch of Europe and will enjoy the comfiness, of which foreigners wouldn't understand, all by myself.

You're a faggot nonetheless.

>shit on her phone

Honestly don't know how people shit themselves when drunk. I have been blackout drunk with a full stomach and never come close to shitting my pants.

Good honest Anglo lad.

Me third from the left 4 rows down looking suave

haven't you done enough?

what film should I watch

forgot hawaii lmao

maybe she had diarrhea, or IBS or something

is France with good taste in?
reppin tommy wright iii

youtube.com/watch?v=1pGkOqD6w1w

>tell me when it's on BBC or any other reputable source

services.parliament.uk/bills/2015-16/investigatorypowers.html

wheres the reddit flagger who had ice cream earlier

>There are people that cry over things random people have said over social media

Literally nothing anyone can day to me online that will piss me off.

still don't get this one

You're finished m8, she's going to use all her power to destroy you. You're too dangerous to be left alive now.

Should have a gotten a shag out of her at the very least.

hmm yes

not animal cruelty??

HAVE THIS THING CALLED ONE KEY RECOVERY ON MY DESKTOP THAT I DID NOT INSTALL

??????????????????

It's because normies actually put their real faces and lives online as part of their desperate search for attention and validation, so when someone insults them it cuts straight to their core.

Say*

Nothing anyone can say to me*

Is the user selling this jacket still here? How many watchers are there? I want to buy it perhaps and don't want anyone to get it before I do.

ebay.co.uk/itm/182357506964

soz mate was watching I'm A Celeb

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Nah. She has tried it on before with me.

I'll give her a bell if I ever get laid off as I hate her husband.

got the gf one of these for crimbo

Germans are producing a car literally called The Stormtrooper.

Is anyone keeping an eye on those fuckers?

ahh yes

New guy at work who is about 5'4". All the women constantly saying stuff like "awww he's adorable" "he's so cute" "i could put him in my pocket" "do you think he's over 5 foot?"

When I went Copenhagen there was a bunch of lads who had a Go Pro and they kept attaching to bottles of Bacardi Breezer and getting strangers to down one on this timelapsed video
Bet it looked brilliant tbf

*drives over a speedbump*

Need a lovey dovey film.

call me argie bargie

my mum brought me karamel sutra

just wondering what you said about it

also did you really finish an entire one in a single sesh?

this is cute

don't worry about us haha

I'd say crack on with it because if you let it get too cold that chocolate side will go rock solid mate and those hard bits really get in the way
Yeah man, do you not?

Who else here /nofacebook/? Don't have Snapchat or Instagram either, cannot fathom what the point of any of these are

not sure what just happened

tfw no one to cuddle

Heard this was the place to be if I wanted to be a radical alt-rightist.

Give me the skinny chaps where do I begin?

here

well I have snapchat but never use it any more

>Give me the skinny chaps
bit gay

Take your trousers off

but America just elected LITERALLY HITLER

Sorely in need of a sultry theme tune

nah only radical centrists allowed sorry

the core part is amazing

just fantastic

couldn't finish a whole one though, it's just too sweet

>didn't get an invite to the Rising storm 2 vietnam beta

>find a champagne socialist you like on twitter
>claim her as your waifu

You'll receive the membership card in 4-6 weeks

It is innit, I said that
Never had anything that was "too sweet" for me ngl

Why can't WHITE BOIS fight?

Here la. Get bullied by girls for it, especially for not having snapchat.

>with GF
>always on her phone
>always taking stupid fucking selfies
>always taking pictures of her food whenever we eat anything
>always taking candid pics of me which REALLY annoys me and she knows it
>today
>both off work
>decide to spend the day with her
>doing all of the above
>must have told her 15 times to put her fucking phone down
>get back to mine
>pretty mad as her phone got more attention than her BF
>talking to her
>face in her phone
>not hearing a word I'm saying
>poppy....poppy......POPPY!
>still not looking
>walk over
>grab phone
>throw it across the room
>smashes to bits on the wall
>she goes INSANE
>massive argument
>leaves
>mfw looking at her statuses and comments on FB about how much of a cunt I am

HAVE THIS THING CALLED ONE KEY RECOVERY ON MY DESKTOP THAT I DID NOT INSTALL

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nah fuck off to /britpol/ this is a politically agnostic general

Only have whatsapp.

Social Media is cancerous.

Not much of a plastic paddy as my brothers are, but I wish I did have the Irish accent. People just like an Irish accent these days.

Just matched with a girl called Poppy on Tinder and she's already sent us a bunch of nudes

>yanks thought they had us beat with DRUMPF
Think again lads, cannot WAIT to live in a country impenetrable by terrorists.

depends what type though

>Hitler
>not Perón

are bozza

What's the status?

It doesn't matter really, once you go abroad everyone assumes you're english anyway

Just did a banter and made everyone laugh WAHEY

might go to lake bled instead of vilnius/riga

Strabane, is that good? It seems more monotone than most of the jollier sounding accents.

why is trap music so good lads

Well lads, I've just had my first fight at the age of 24.

I was walking back from the shop and I heard fast steps behind me and as I turned around some chav cunt grabbed me and tried to pull me to the ground, we sort of grapple for a few seconds before I got free and as he was hunched over I punched him in the face, he stumbled a little, looked up at me then ran off.

Does that count as a fight? I've just got in and I still have a really big adrenaline buzz, it felt so great to hit someone.

FOY this is a grime general

>>poppy....poppy......POPPY!

was she not wearing one?

i hate you deano for smashing my phone up. cunt.

>Well lads, I've just had my first fight at the age of 24.

>I was walking back from the shop and I heard fast steps behind me and as I turned around some chav cunt grabbed me and tried to pull me to the ground, we sort of grapple for a few seconds before I got free and as he was hunched over I punched him in the face, he stumbled a little, looked up at me then ran off.

>Does that count as a fight? I've just got in and I still have a really big adrenaline buzz, it felt so great to hit someone.

True enough, I remember being in a hostel in Germany and the Canadians had no idea me and this Aussie girl from different countries.

Just has a very light tussle with some English fruit I didn't like the look of

what was he after

how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

what a little legend

I don't know lad but I'm glad you're okay, good job clocking the little cunt.

>>poppy....poppy......POPPY!
the absolute state of that name

was almost certain only dogs got called Poppy anymore

Can I be a non-radical centrist?

Tried to rob some spacker today and he shit and pissed his pants

Looked autistic so I ran off

>IP Bill passed

you're all fucked now lads

Just general ''my so called BF smashed my phone today for no reason, he's such a piece of shit'' etc etc

Of course everyone is on her side thinking she's such a victim and there are tons of beta cunts talking about how they would never do that to her and would treat her like a princess. Faggots lol

I actually really like her name. Did so before I met her.

When I was in quebec the frogs would get all pissy with me because they assumed I was english. when I told them I was Irish they were suddenly very friendly