SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
PHI:Bradford's agent: We wanted to go to Denver
DAL:Cowboys VP Jones: Dez wasn't in great shape
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First post, Best post
Fuck the chargers
Why are niggers so obsessed with getting white people to do this shit? If I were a QB I'd refuse to do it just as a statement.
You guys hear Antonio Cromartie's wife just had twins like on Monday?
Only probably was he had a vascetimy a year or two go, so either he has super sperm and we literally can't compete or is literally cucked
>tfw 62 more years until the regular season starts
dolphins where signing over the hill players happens.
pls sneak post soon
remember Sean is a legend at sucking dicks
Sneak's Official Post 2016 Draft NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Visa
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Cardinals (+1)
4. Seahawks (+2)
5. Broncos (-4)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Chiefs (-2)
8. Bengals
9. Packers
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
12. Texans
13. Colts (+1)
14. Jets (-1)
15. Raiders (+3)
16. Falcons (-1)
17. Bills (-1)
18. Saints (-1)
19. Ravens (+7)
20. Bears (+3)
21. Giants (+1)
22. Cowboys (+7)
23. Lions (-4)
24. Eagles (-4)
25. Rams (-4)
26. Jaguars (+1)
27. Dolphins (-3)
28. Bucs (-3)
29. Chargers (+1)
30. 49ers (-2)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>11 Cromarties
>possibly all on the same field
dude is gonna be rich AF
>Chargers (+1)
Yay
wait why did the dolphins go down after the draft? you last ranking better have been before free agency
>Lions lowest of division
Fuck off bandwagonning faggot
>inb4 mad donkey fangs
Pretty sure the twins were 11 and 12, at least that's what the radio told me, but either way yeah. He's the Walder Frey of the NFL
i think it's more of the jags had what was perceived as a great offseason
>12 Cromarties with like 9 different women
dude is fucked AF on child support
You a Tigers fan? Baltimore is styling all over them right now
>if philip rivers has a few more kids, it is actually possible to have a Cromarties vs Rivers match
It was.
This. Plus the other two teams that make the Dolphins -3 were the Ravens and Cowboys, aka the "muh injuries" team. I did take that into account but probably not nearly as much as their fans would have liked lol.
>first game to see 250 interceptions
if it was the whole off season grade then I understand that whole down ranking of 3 teams. I agree with it as a matter of fact.
but I think they had an ok draft that made them a little better
nice
It was a whole offseason grade. I hadn't touched these rankings since the day after the Superb Owl. I probably won't even touch them again until... what, the middle of preseason?
post week 3 of preseason since week 4 doesn't matter, they'll likely be 6-7 big training camp injuries as there always is
Brock Osweiler and Willer Fuller and Braxton Miller were bad choices :(
>if Rivers had 10 more wives and Cromartie has 2 more baby mamas, it is actually possible to have a Cromarties vs Rivers match
O's win again lads, literally can not be stopped
Yeah that was probably what I was going to go for. And it gives a 2 week before for post week 1 rankings :)
>who are the Boston Red Sox, who will score 1000 runs and give up 800 while still winning 103 games and the AL East
complain about talking another sport in the other thread
>talk about boredball
at that point I would be more into canes football then the shitty ass dolphins
O's are in first, and already kicked the shit out of the Red Memes
>talking about niggerball in /nfl/
get the fuck out already
you missed shooping the vote total
>Complete shit 752 votes
>6 total votes
fuck
shit shoop m8
>1. Panthers (+1)
>steelers that high
what can I say that the only relevant team in south florida sports
and the percentage bars are wrong, as are the percentages
you tried tho, that's what counts
basketball is literally 10x worse than baseball
>nothing matters until the last 2 minutes of the game where one desperate team fouls the other 5 straight plays to close out the game
there's a thread for it, and it's not this one. seriously, fuck off
Gotta agree with PP here, steelers are going to shit the bed this year. All signs point to them finishing below .500
Mad? Why would I be mad? Everyone doubted us last year. It's only more motivation to work harder.
>inb4 mark sanchez can't win an owl
...
This. the last 5 minutes take 25 minutes because of all the fouls and the teams use all of their 43 time outs that they get
or the leading team just strolls around, dribbling and passing to each other to kill time off the shot clock
>wow much excite many thrilling
>packers fill every need
>no movement
gooo fuckyourself snooker
...
he can't
...
Except inside linebacker lol
much better. ya dun good carrmageddon
>fill every need
Please the packers draft was steelers tier
>we wasnt even
pp?
I filled your mom's needs last night
twice
Barrington is coming back, so he fills a huge spot
and Martinez is quick and decent in coverage, and with Clay back on the outside it's not like QB's will have alot of time anyway
That nigga wasn't even there when KO and Tebow where their QBs
You guys think the Madden Curse will affect Gronk or the Pats this season?
most likely scenarios:
>Gronk gets injured
>Gronk gets injured, replaced by Bennett and Bennett is surprisingly better than him
>Brady gets injured
>Pats lose AFCCG
>Pats lose owl
Or have the Pats been reverse cursed due to Brady's suspension beforehand and they'll win every single game without injuries and then take the owl?
2011, yeah he was
Or just arm braces on both arms
OFFICIAL VODKA POWER RANKINGS
>God Emperor of Russia tier
Stoli
Kettle One
Belvedere
>Acceptable tier
Absolute
Deep Eddy's
>Hipster tier
Tito's
>Pleb/woman tier
Ciroc
Grey Goose
Smirnoff
Pinnacle
>Alcoholic tier
literally anything that comes in a plastic bottle
Best uni in the NFL belongs to the _________
gronk gets injured every year anyway. maybe that's why they chose him.
Absolute is shit.
Who's your favorite murderer?
Raiders
JUICE!
Ok
Ray Lewis did nothing wrong
Realistically, ">picked by le cleveland browns lol his career is over" aside,
Will he be a success?
why are the murderers always tight ends, DE's, or linebackers?
I don't get it.
>picked by le cleveland brown
lol his career is over
>be big
>nobody fuck with me
>picked by the Browns
lol his career is over
he'll probably be like cooper in he makes an immediate impact but has a lot of growing pain drops.
Is Ben Rothlisberger still sub-elite?
too small
OJ and Hernandez tied
Who is this cutie? Is she single?
he's bigger than the current best WR in the league
>she
no and neither are the stoolers
>one WR
>no TE
>always hurt QB
>always hurt RB
>no pass rush
>no good linebackers
>midget secondary
>lucked into playoffs when the jets jetted week 17
>needed refball and a season ending chimpout from Burfict and Jones to get playoff win
Damn I love Kodi. Can just sit back and rewatch old games.
> Watching Brady getting his ass pounded by Denver's D
She's taken
Nah the steelers have 3 receivers
Not including stone hands Coates
>one WR
best WR corps in the league
>no good linebackers
Harrison and Shazier are good
other than that pretty accurate
le browns meme aside, yeah probably
Since Cleveland liquidated the Krakow ghetto that was it's coaching staff, I think Coleman will find success since he'll probably be coached right.
I'd guess he turns out to be Cleveland's OBJ or Antonio Brown. Guy's fast as fuck.
2016 power rankings
1. Cardinals
2. Patriots
3. Panthers
4. Seahawks
5. Steelers
6. Broncos
7. Chiefs
8. Bengals
9. Packers
10. Texans
11. Vikings
12. Raiders
13. Giants
14. Cowboys
16. Bills
17. Jaguars
18. Redskins
19. Jets
20. Falcons
21. Bears
22. Colts
23. Eagles
24. Dolphins
25. Ravens
26. Buccaneers
27. Lions
28. Rams
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. 49ers
32. Browns
>best WR corps in the league
They have brown and that's it
>1. Cardinals
>2. Patriots
That's all that matters [=
>tfw both your teams are owl bound
Why is OJ there?
Giants, Jags and Raiders have better WR corps.
>Texans better than Vikings
I'm a Texans fan and I don't believe this for one second.
>best WR corps in the league
Pats, Packers, Cardinals have better.
>implying you wouldnt have creamed your pants as pey pey dabbed as he ran the clock out in the SB to defeat Scam.
How can a team with no heart be number one?
Objective Fact
1. Patriots (but injury prone, now cursed)
2. Packers
3. Pants
4. Cowboys (elliott is the steal of the century)
5. Jaguars (>he is still sleeping on them)
6. Cardinals
7. Broncos (it will be hard to maintain what they did last year)
7. Chiefs
8. Seahawks (wilson probably cant maintain what he did for most of the 2nd half of last season and they dont seem confident in any of their RBs, LoB will likely degrade further)
9. Broncos (it will be hard to maintain what they did last year)
10. Steelers
hey
and the Packers and jets