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What kind of spider is that?

me in the back right tucking into some grass

Huntsman spider. Had to get rid of one from my lounge earlier today saw it crawl from the sofa into my jacket was very lucky, or I'd have been wearing a spider with an extremely painful (but non-toxic) bite.

broomspider

Wake up

Huntsmen, most likely.

How do we improve the British genetic stock?

>surrounded by aussie and american boys

the dream

come see all my dubs

just spent half an hour texting the semi-drunk chinese gf lads. she drew a picture of her in the pub holding her phone and waiting for me to text.

>with an extremely painful (but non-toxic) bite.

4 u

165cm

Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man

Have you made the habit of shaking your shoes before wearing them? I found a spider in my shoe once and 10 years later I still shake em before wearing

Legalise weed
Its just a plant

working class bints the lot of you

Imagine being one of those people who sell useless trinkets and antiques

Not even the cool shit like old guns or jewellery buy fucking airblown glass or ashtrays

Stop being so political babe let's just chill

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make america green again haha duude yea

probably not, probably those who can afford to sit around doing nothing all day
or dole scum

Realizing rn how much of a bully I am too people I hate

I shake them then step on them without stepping in them (cause anything big enough to hurt you will be squished). Then again I'm a softcunt but if I ever even SEE a white tail I'll probably shit myself, let alone find one in my clothing. Huntsmen especially are insane at clinging onto shit. Absolutely couldn't get the fucker off my jacket into a tub this morning had to poke it off to put him outside.

look at this buff hippie lads

>too

You aint no centrist bruv

#NotAllCentrists
#IllRideWithYou

What you lads think of crossrail?

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makes me cross! haha just a joke not a serious reply

It's an honest mistake

haha yeah go $.30/hour slave-labor underclass haha cool i'm liberal

>empty bus

>girl sits infront of me
>2 girls sit beside me

Fucking hell, fuck off twats

I've visited Asheville. Didn't remember too much about it, aside from visiting a few antiques shops and generally learning a lot about The First American Civil War

trump will make america a literal utopia

Treadmill comes today lads. Want to go from about 160 to 145lbs. I used to love running when I lived in the bush and I never met anyone but I absolutely cannot bring myself to run in the suburbs I'm too self conscious. Put nearly a stone on in half a year. Anyone got any advice on sticking to exercising assuming running on a treadmill isn't as fun/relaxing as running in the countryside?

are you a girl?

Hmm

Stop being a little cunt and run in the burbs like everyone else?

Fuck off

Why?

thats when you take out your vape and starts blowin out clouds

Watch porn while on the treadie :DDddd

Landon!

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Seems like a nice idea

>get friendzoned
>decide to remain friends with her because it'd be weird to stop associating with her after being friendzoned
>eventually decides to open up to me and try and have sex with me
>friendzone her instead

haha who's laughing now!

fcking pwnage

John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free.

I've never been there she must be back home from uni for the weekend

It's filled with hippies and hipsters which are NOT my kind of people

so some british girl has been cryogenically frozen

it was only 15 years ago that this was sci-fi

>is a hippie
>owns and flaunts a hunting crossbow

pick one

Just got cryogenically frozens

Posting this with my 3rd eye from Vanilla Sky

Show me your kind of people

bully belgium lads

just shouted nigger into someone's open window and ran away

>banter an australian
>he sends me a vocaroo screaming

Autist

Just looked this up. Mental.

Remember watching a Boston Legal episode where they battled with if it was okay to freeze a living person (even if they are old and dying) essentially killing them and very likely never waking them up but doing it on the slim chance of a cure being found. Interesting idea. The kid knew they only had weeks to live, should you really take the last few weeks of their life and give them a false hope for the future with unproven and extremely dangerous science that is essentially equivalent to euthanasia?

>160 to 145lbs
You're either a manlet, a hungry skeleton or a woman

>iceland? Hahaha thats not a real place!
Kill me

it isn't hardly anyone lives there

@leaf
fuck off

>implying it's not her dad's or her brother's or some other male figure in her life's bow

best post itt

She's still dead though, they're basically keeping her body from decomposing

Lads what is your ideal job?

Think i'd be a very good real estate agent

Stop :(

yo niggas, ice cream is D.A. BOMB

>implying a hippie would flaunt a weapon made for killing that is often considered inhumane (it's not even legal in Britain to hunt with Crossbows or Bows).

>eating ice cream

Best way to tell someones a fat cunt

>Think i'd be a very good real estate agent


try it out and see if you like it. you could get rich as fuk in real estate

shut the FUCK up

What do you mean by this?

whats your operating thetan level?

Hmm....


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Being a real estate agent is such a jewish job. You make money of jewing people as a middle man

My dream is a fisherman on a proper ship I've had enough of fiberglass 12m boats

eating a golden gaytime lads

i hate brits

'gon is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit to talk about

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I'm qualified to operate the tanning machines alone as long as a level 4 qualified staff member is on the premises at all times.

bit gay

fuck you

>not a chocolate gay time

wow racist!

>those muddy water coloured eyes

cannot stand it

>it's not even legal in Britain to hunt with Crossbows or Bows).

Lmao what is even legal there?

Can't even buy durries EVER IN YOUR LIFE if you were born after a certain year there ahahaha

cunts

FUCK weed SMOKE anime

Something that's not hustling. I'm sick of this shit. Maybe invent something that that gets me residual income.

>chocolate gay time
Hmmmmm.

Why did I superlike this girl

Short hair is rare I suppose

>Can't even buy durries EVER IN YOUR LIFE if you were born after a certain year there

what

>The vile hun despises the greatest nation in the world

Of course

She looks pretty easy and I assume you're desperate

I picked my nose and ate it

Gonna pop out for a cheeky spliff lads

145lbs is runtish as fuck if you're a dude, unless you're like 5'2

Would

poofters

She picked up the accent well.

just tingling at the thought of picking her up over my shoulders and launching her into traffic

What is a durrie

Just popped a whitehead, bliss

a dart

>get drunk
>suddenly everything is funnier

hmm yes