Bundesliga

Next matchday:

05.14.2016 03:30pm CEST

Werder Bremenn: Eintracht Frankfurt
SV Darmstadt 98 : Borussia Mönchengladbach
Bayern München : Hannover 96
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Hertha BSC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : FC Ingolstadt 04
Borussia Dortmund : 1. FC Köln
VfL Wolfsburg : VfB Stuttgart
FC Augsburg : Hamburger SV
1899 Hoffenheim : FC Schalke 04

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Good morning.

thanks for stopping by

Who /Red Bull Ultra/ here?

Dembele to Dortmund confirmed.
15M€ + possible 37M boni.

any word on what triggers the bonus(es)?

Who would win between RBNY and RB Leipzig?

More like... Dumbele

maybe they'll play in an offseason soon now leipzig are relevant

Good morning, bundesliga.

}Good morning


Good OP btw

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don't hack me pls

would have been better if i had noticed the ameridate and the 03pm

+bundes

Then it would have bee great

Fuck off you retarded plastic fan. Stop shitting up our thread.

>shitting up bundes
imagine i'm wearing a very smug smirk

stop bullying the kiwis germany.

>de gay

Rode to BMG when

Gesäßabdruck von Götze zu tief: FC Bayern muss Auswechselbank erneuern
der-postillon.com/2016/05/auswechselbank-bayern.html

ehehehe

>Steht bei Gladbach-Torwart Yann Sommer ein Umzug auf die Insel an? Mehrere Medien berichten, dass Manchester City Interesse an dem 27-Jährigen bekundet haben soll. Sommer hat zwar bei den Fohlen noch einen Vertrag bis 2019, sagte aber gegenüber der BILD: „Man hört sich alles an. (...) Wenn wirklich ein Verein kommt, der für einen Spieler von Borussia ein tolles Angebot macht, wird Gladbach nicht einfach Nein sagen. Das ist Fußball.“


>BVB-Boss Hans-Joachim Watzke: „Es gibt zwei Modelle, die mit Ilkay schon lange besprochen sind. Entweder er wechselt. Oder er bleibt und verlängert. Dann aber langfristig.“ Nach Gündogans schweren Knieverletzung rückte ein Wechsel zu Manchester City wieder in den Hintergrund


>Mirko Slomka ist als neuer Trainer bei 1860 München im Gespräch. Die BILD berichtet, dass sich Löwen-Sportchef Oliver Kreuzer bereits mit dem ehemaligen HSV-Coach getroffen haben soll

RB Leipzig could easily finish midtable in bundes with this squad. I don't know about RBNY and the MLS level

cute

>RB Leipzig could easily finish midtable in bundes
>yet barely able to beat shitty 2nd league teams

Oh frenchie just shut the fuck up.

>jumping higher than necessary

from 6th placed bundes to last placed dritte is basically the same quality

they are aiming for the surprise effect and don't try to overachieve in 2 liga

this is true

vs Freiburg 1:1 and 1:2
vs Nürnberg 3:2 and 1:3
vs St.Pauli 0:1 and 0:1

just one win (nürnberg got a red card in the 7th minute) against the top 3

has a reserve team ever made it to 2.bundes?

Dortmund and Bayern are both in 1Bundes

Ingolstadt

I think they aren't "allowed" to get promoted to the 2. Buli.

Literally impossible.

And if the question is "did a reserve team ever manage to finish in a promotion spot they couldn't use", then maybe. Not since the start of the 3. Liga at least.

wew
ah you're right
>Hertha II made the final of the pokal in 1993
kek

Just checked to make sure, Bayern II (who else) ended up champions of the RL Süd in 2003-04 which would have seen them promote to 2. Buli if they weren't a reserve side. They were 9 points ahead of second place Erfurt.

and lets say bremen reserve plays in the 3rd bundes and bremen get relegated from 1st bundes to 2nd bundes, bremen reserve is not allowed to play in the 3rd bundes next season.

I had no idea the 3.liga was so young

Terry has signed a new contract with Chelsea. Tough luck, Bayern!

She looks like a young Julie Skyhigh

The RB Leipzig reserve team is playing 1. bundes in Austria.

Be right back grocery shopping

I wonder if they rank higher in the minds of Red Bull than New York or not.

>11 years old
>dirtmund

m-maybe it's just a bad picture

Red Bull is Austrian, so Salzburg is probably the one they like most. But Austrian Bundesliga is really weak, so RB Salzburg is as good as it gets there. They probably prefer Leipzig as the German Bundesliga offers a better platform. And RB New York has a huge potential if Americans start getting interested into soccer. That's why I think Salzburg ranks the lowest, even though it's a matter of heart for them.

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They literally cant keep getting away with this, it's 2016!

...

Kek... I know a dentist who has to work with refugees from time to time and he said they all say they're teenagers, yet their teeth clearly show they're adults.

we'll finally have a chance to win the U17 World Cup against Nigeria

W-who is this?

Is Großkreutz the biggest JUST story in recent football?

>Have several great seasons with your big hometown club that you supported since you were a child.
>Be in the german squad that won the World Cup 2014.
>However, you're now very injury-prone, miss half of the season after the World Cup.
>New coach comes in and degrades you to the amateur team.
>Decide to switch clubs and go to Turkey.
>Transfer doesn't go through because your new club is too incompetent to submit documents on time.
>Spend half a year in limbo, can't play for eihter your old or new club.
>Turns out you hate it in Turkey and want to go back to Germany as soon as possible.
>Find a decent mid-table club who will take you, be happy for a few months.
>At the end of the season your new club falls apart, you are now relegated.
>Go from World Cup win, German Championship and CL Final to a second-tier club in just 3 years.

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Yes, I mean, he pissed in a hotel lobby and threw Kebab people on a night out. Seriously, what did you expect?

See

Returned

'ello

Hey

morning

Good morning

hey

Yes hi

It says he's 12 there. How has he gotten younger in the last 2 months? How is anyone believing he's 12 in the first place? What the fuck is going on?

>mfw Champions League
>meanwhile in Köln

...

he's never ever under 19 years old

kek I thought the original poster had just fucked up not the real guy.

He coaches the under 19 team. He himself isn't under 19 years of age

hmmmmmmm.

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are you a Bayer or Möchen customer?

>that flag
>calling others customer

Lmao

everyone's a customer

>Javi Martínez will never be good at headers

>9 Brazil

eh?

>captain minge

SHOW US YOUR MINGE, SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM

The lack of Denmark is really hurting this thread

No, Denmark should die in a fire.

The lack of anything to talk about is hurting this thread

>Frauenfußball

this

how will man city even meet their home grown quota next year lmao

>one of the worst posters likes the worst poster
And no one is surprised.

I will slice the pineapple on monday

thinking about it like a foreign cap (of 17) rather than a quota makes more sense. they don't have to fill all the home grown spots

Maybe there is a legal issue. Denmark would know.

Good goal Brazil!

y-you too

Who /beer/ here?

not me anymore

my fav beer was a german beer

/trans/ is coming desu

Can they save Wolfsburg?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OSat6az4nw0

what are you talking about?

Misread your post I guess.

I probably wrote it poorly. I was never any good in English

not ultra but /lifelong/

i'm from salzburg btw

they should buy götze tbqf