/heem/ - we have weigh-ins as well as k1 today

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
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5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

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>New weight cutting program for your health.
mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters?_ga=1.224577050.1885728640.1461276746

>UFC sale odds set (Yes is a slight underdog)
mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11667294/is-ufc-being-sold-oddsmakers-set-odds-betting-lines-blockbuster-mma-sale

>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11668952/gray-maynard-makes-featherweight-debut-against-fernando-bruno

>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24

>Nig Nog is senile
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run

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/jeff/

>buy watermelon
>expect it to be delicious and sweet
>chop some on a plate
>eat it
>tastes like nothing
man this bummed me out real bad

can anyone post some good heem to cheer me up

JON

Thread theme song: youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

MMA Digest update: youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ

Weigh in @3pm est: ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-weigh-in

>198 Embedded
Episode 1: youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
Episode 2: youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
Episode 3: youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI
Episode 4: youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE

>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8
Jacare vs Belfort: youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8

>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw
Jacare vs Okami: youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU
Jones vs DC: youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Cain vs Werdum: youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Miocic vs Del Rosario: youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Lion vs Buffalo: youtu.be/_gZ1U_CE174

Bellator fight library: bellator.spike.com/videos

>Just Fight Fan™ Things
UFC Inside the Octagon part 1: youtu.be/RitpUxoiX7E
UFC Inside the Octagon part 2: youtu.be/ns0VO1qIM7s
Heavy Hands w/ Dominick Cruz interview: youtu.be/j1X6YH2M3js
Five Rounds Today: youtu.be/Z5SfRfzb2C8
Robin Black & Firas Zahabi on 198 main event: youtu.be/nlfWu6J8rzk

Here

...

i know that feel. it's criminal

fuck off weirdo

and I payed 7€ for this motherfucker, and I can dump the whole thing in the garbage

it feels like getting scammed

HOT LAVA

I think watermelon tastes good only when you are thirsty af, I went on a study tour and it was like 35C there and we were walking, some guy bought some watermelon and it tasted like the best watermelon I've eaten so far.

wow that is fuckin theft. i can buy 4 fucking whole melons for that price

get yellow ones

also watermelons are only non shit at the start of spring, that's their season

Lads, is UFC 2 any good? It's on sale atm

is this real

watermelon tastes good if its good quality, ive had god tier watermelon last week

I hadnt eaten watermelon for a few days so I craved one real bad and bought this shitty one

I should move to a warm country

why is that one yellow

On sale where?

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radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/

The abuse allegedly began in May 2011, and after investigators found child porn on Sletten’s computer. He was arrested and charged with four counts of sodomy, two counts of sexual abuse and first-degree online sexual corruption of a minor.

In a plea deal, Sletten pled guilty to attempted sodomy and attempted sexual abuse in March 2013. He was sentenced to 30 months in prison and five-years of probation, according to the clerk at the Benton County Circuit Court.

PSN store, it's still £35 mind, but it's cheapest I can find it

youtube.com/watch?v=hlywO-Mt_KY

if you like other sports sims its good.

Can someone post the webm of the preppy kids trying to fight.

>post yfw McGOAT vs Mayweather happens and Floyd is so rattled after all the build up that he pulls an Aldo and gets KTFO

yes

to show its superior taste

>Floyd is so rattled after all the build up
What would Goob even talk about
Floyd's money makes him look like a low level Invicta fighter

Buy some Mango's lad

#
but a 13 year old isnt a child, and in places not yet dominated by high western culture it is pretty normal to see people that age have relationships with people the age pvz brother was

I mean, not so long ago people that age were often already married and with children of their own, teens having sex isnt something unnatural

the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist

you can have legal consensual sex with 16/17 year olds in most USA states.

paige's brother lured the youngest possible aged kid who could through the internet, at 13 the kid could lie to his parents about where he is going, if he was 6-9 her brother would probably have to abduct the kid

...

Don't be so ignorant. Teens are discovering their sexuality and so have relationships, this is a grown man abusing, in essence, a child.

except this notion has never existed for pretty much all of human history

So?

>he has a problem with fucking 13 year olds

be careful

He literally could have legally found gay 16-19 year olds to have sex with it's really obvious what he is about lol

it's going to be a massacre

its just an artificial social construct, it might even be good for society but it is just not true

Why would they strike a plea bargain with a child rapist unless they weren't confident of being able to convict him?
Dude did not think that one through.

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There are many notions that have not existed for most of history...that doesn't mean people were better off for it

and they are mostly bull

the more civilization progresses the more we lose touch with reality

What's not true?

Why would randy fight at ufc 200?

13-15 year olds are not magically abused if the age of their partner happens to be more than 2 years their own

...

I can actually agree with that, I also believe that a 17-18 year old seducing a 13 year old is straight predatorial. Would you want that greasy motherfucker sniffing around your son's asshole?

Dutch poster must be a fatty if reem is 111kg and hes 116kg

>hehe im s-staying s-mall for cardio r-reasons guys not becuase of the drugtesting
even if that was his reason it would make no sense for him to carry way more fat than he used to

Alistair went full evasion build +30dex.
Less armour, doubles chances to evade enemy attacks, 10% increased movement speed.

No, but you cant say its because of age when it comes to gay shit. Wouldn't mind it if my son was with a woman that age

That's almost as funny as tricking a Spaniard into watching UFC 33

>I got small because of the transition from 3x3 rounds to 3x5
>but coincidentally only after USADA started regulating did it actually happen
>0:)
cheeky cunt

Dex weapons have a higher chance for crits too

what does his higher bodyfat% do for him

Impulse, his fat creates a longer time of contact so less force is hitting his core

>why doesn't Cyborg just cut down lol

+5% life per 1% bodyfat

how much hp does roy nelson have

How would Frankie do at womens BW?

I think he would get armbarred by Ronda and picked apart by Holly but beat everybody else

He'd knock them all out, most female fighters wilt when hit by somebody with power that can actually back them up from what I can tell. Not a whole lot of women with that sort of power though.

Fair point actually, maybe its because i thoroughly understand the thought process of a horny man? I mean there are fully grown adults who cant decipher when a man is deceiving them, what chance does a 13 year old stand? Not to mention it's a highly impressionable and developmental stage of their lives. There's no telling how that could affect them through the rest of their lives

(You)

Are you joking or something? He would beat everyone handily even Cyborg. Guy was a legit 155 champion, he's just small frame.

I'm liking the 115 women on TUF because it feels like the girls who do well on the show might actually be relevant and make an impact on the rankings less than four years down the line.

They always go for a plea deal. Trials are expensive.

We've only seen one girl fight though.

youtube.com/watch?v=i_bbh2ZbDdA

bump

I mean because the weight class is shallow enough that an influx of regional talent is going to produce at least one or two standouts.
That Tatiana girl looked promising.

>>Nig Nog is senile

HE TRIED TO FEED THE BUS
A CARROT

I'd fight to get into Miesha's valley

>nu-metal soundtrack
>softcore porn tier acting

le cringe

>>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24

Jesus CHRIST you could not put together a more pathetic "I don't give a fuck" season of TUF if you tried.

Did estonia and lithuania ever get into fisticuffs lads?

the latin america ones were probably worse

Manlet drama

Im no.1

Those two are WHOs

i wonder what their key demographic is

most of the real dykes are ugly af. still don't know why they use this theme.

If Cejudo and Benavidez fought 2 on 1 vs Mighty Mouse, do you think they'd win?

>two manlets who will never be champions

Well there's a few things to the season that make it slightly different;
- They're not holding tryouts, they're just plain recruiting the top regional FLWs from around the world
>The winner gets to fight Mighty Mouse and will have been coached by someone who's fought him before
>If by some miracle they beat Mighty Mouse, whoever wins the coach fight would be the #1 contender to their title
Still sounds like a miserable season though

>no tryouts

So they're taking out the one marginally watchable portion of the show? Surely this will revitalize the once great brand of TUF.

fantasy m8
i only know one lesbian, she's pretty hot but her beast of a girlfriend belongs in the sewer

Attention everyone.

Very important strawpoll to determine whether /heem/ is still for Joanna Champion or whether Claudia is now the fan favourite.

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This is the final time it will be posted and the results will be final. They are currently 12-12.

Thank you for your time.

he wouldnt, he just cant go to the event is what he means

remember dana banned him from attending ufc events and all?
he couldnt even corner his son when he was fighting in the ufc

I don't think that's what they're going for with this season, I think they want to build a challenger for Mighty Mouse since he's got fuggen nobody and if they find somebody who can beat him or at least market at FLW then great.

Is there even any flyweight outside of the UFC who will be even remotely competitive with Mighty Mouse?

The only ones I can even name are Tim Elliott, Kairat Akhmetov, Magomed Bibulatov, and Chico Camus, and I'm not seeing any of them knocking MM off his throne any time soon, TUF or not

I hope this TUF thing doesn't prevent a Mighty Meme vs. Cruz superfight.

Joe Ben and Cejudo should mold the winner into a MM killer but secretly leave flaws in his game that either Joe or Cejudo can exploit later on to get the title

>replies to obvious bait

Like the ending to Jade Empire?

I'll vote for which ever fighter has her picture spammed in the next 10 minutes

Mighty Mouse is a bitch and doesn't want that fight. He wants to break Anderson's title defense record instead.

MM wants money.

Exactly..I guess

20,000 people expected to attend the weigh in

3 bongs away

God you are so fucking stupid

Nothing wrong with that, shouldn't have to move up just because people want to see him lose.

>Stipe enters
UH VAI MORRER