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and I payed 7€ for this motherfucker, and I can dump the whole thing in the garbage
it feels like getting scammed
Caleb Reed
HOT LAVA
Justin Jackson
I think watermelon tastes good only when you are thirsty af, I went on a study tour and it was like 35C there and we were walking, some guy bought some watermelon and it tasted like the best watermelon I've eaten so far.
Sebastian Powell
wow that is fuckin theft. i can buy 4 fucking whole melons for that price
Michael Butler
get yellow ones
also watermelons are only non shit at the start of spring, that's their season
Wyatt Morgan
Lads, is UFC 2 any good? It's on sale atm
Ayden Scott
is this real
Owen Gray
watermelon tastes good if its good quality, ive had god tier watermelon last week
I hadnt eaten watermelon for a few days so I craved one real bad and bought this shitty one
The abuse allegedly began in May 2011, and after investigators found child porn on Sletten’s computer. He was arrested and charged with four counts of sodomy, two counts of sexual abuse and first-degree online sexual corruption of a minor.
In a plea deal, Sletten pled guilty to attempted sodomy and attempted sexual abuse in March 2013. He was sentenced to 30 months in prison and five-years of probation, according to the clerk at the Benton County Circuit Court.
Adam Kelly
PSN store, it's still £35 mind, but it's cheapest I can find it
Can someone post the webm of the preppy kids trying to fight.
Jackson Rodriguez
>post yfw McGOAT vs Mayweather happens and Floyd is so rattled after all the build up that he pulls an Aldo and gets KTFO
Robert Thompson
yes
to show its superior taste
Lincoln Roberts
>Floyd is so rattled after all the build up What would Goob even talk about Floyd's money makes him look like a low level Invicta fighter
Chase Turner
Buy some Mango's lad
Nicholas Rivera
# but a 13 year old isnt a child, and in places not yet dominated by high western culture it is pretty normal to see people that age have relationships with people the age pvz brother was
I mean, not so long ago people that age were often already married and with children of their own, teens having sex isnt something unnatural
the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist
Gavin Ramirez
you can have legal consensual sex with 16/17 year olds in most USA states.
paige's brother lured the youngest possible aged kid who could through the internet, at 13 the kid could lie to his parents about where he is going, if he was 6-9 her brother would probably have to abduct the kid
Nolan Hill
...
Austin Turner
Don't be so ignorant. Teens are discovering their sexuality and so have relationships, this is a grown man abusing, in essence, a child.
Jeremiah Thompson
except this notion has never existed for pretty much all of human history
Aiden Powell
So?
Leo Cook
>he has a problem with fucking 13 year olds
be careful
Brody Peterson
He literally could have legally found gay 16-19 year olds to have sex with it's really obvious what he is about lol
Jackson Garcia
it's going to be a massacre
Xavier Ramirez
its just an artificial social construct, it might even be good for society but it is just not true
Sebastian Smith
Why would they strike a plea bargain with a child rapist unless they weren't confident of being able to convict him? Dude did not think that one through.
There are many notions that have not existed for most of history...that doesn't mean people were better off for it
Jason Carter
and they are mostly bull
the more civilization progresses the more we lose touch with reality
Joseph Roberts
What's not true?
Matthew Richardson
Why would randy fight at ufc 200?
Julian Harris
13-15 year olds are not magically abused if the age of their partner happens to be more than 2 years their own
Ian Watson
...
Nicholas Johnson
I can actually agree with that, I also believe that a 17-18 year old seducing a 13 year old is straight predatorial. Would you want that greasy motherfucker sniffing around your son's asshole?
Landon Brooks
Dutch poster must be a fatty if reem is 111kg and hes 116kg
Joshua Anderson
>hehe im s-staying s-mall for cardio r-reasons guys not becuase of the drugtesting even if that was his reason it would make no sense for him to carry way more fat than he used to
Brayden Bailey
Alistair went full evasion build +30dex. Less armour, doubles chances to evade enemy attacks, 10% increased movement speed.
Cameron Mitchell
No, but you cant say its because of age when it comes to gay shit. Wouldn't mind it if my son was with a woman that age
Nicholas Clark
That's almost as funny as tricking a Spaniard into watching UFC 33
Landon Johnson
>I got small because of the transition from 3x3 rounds to 3x5 >but coincidentally only after USADA started regulating did it actually happen >0:) cheeky cunt
Owen Green
Dex weapons have a higher chance for crits too
Benjamin Wright
what does his higher bodyfat% do for him
Sebastian Turner
Impulse, his fat creates a longer time of contact so less force is hitting his core
Noah Cooper
>why doesn't Cyborg just cut down lol
Ryan Richardson
+5% life per 1% bodyfat
Angel Reed
how much hp does roy nelson have
Justin Perez
How would Frankie do at womens BW?
I think he would get armbarred by Ronda and picked apart by Holly but beat everybody else
Ethan Fisher
He'd knock them all out, most female fighters wilt when hit by somebody with power that can actually back them up from what I can tell. Not a whole lot of women with that sort of power though.
Anthony Campbell
Fair point actually, maybe its because i thoroughly understand the thought process of a horny man? I mean there are fully grown adults who cant decipher when a man is deceiving them, what chance does a 13 year old stand? Not to mention it's a highly impressionable and developmental stage of their lives. There's no telling how that could affect them through the rest of their lives
Alexander Campbell
(You)
Levi James
Are you joking or something? He would beat everyone handily even Cyborg. Guy was a legit 155 champion, he's just small frame.
Jose Jones
I'm liking the 115 women on TUF because it feels like the girls who do well on the show might actually be relevant and make an impact on the rankings less than four years down the line.
Dominic White
They always go for a plea deal. Trials are expensive.
I mean because the weight class is shallow enough that an influx of regional talent is going to produce at least one or two standouts. That Tatiana girl looked promising.
Wyatt Ortiz
>>Nig Nog is senile
HE TRIED TO FEED THE BUS A CARROT
Brody Phillips
I'd fight to get into Miesha's valley
Bentley Parker
>nu-metal soundtrack >softcore porn tier acting
le cringe
Charles Cox
>>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
Jesus CHRIST you could not put together a more pathetic "I don't give a fuck" season of TUF if you tried.
Jaxon Roberts
Did estonia and lithuania ever get into fisticuffs lads?
Liam Sanchez
the latin america ones were probably worse
Justin Baker
Manlet drama
Asher Ortiz
Im no.1
Those two are WHOs
Lucas Brooks
i wonder what their key demographic is
Bentley Allen
most of the real dykes are ugly af. still don't know why they use this theme.
Mason Russell
If Cejudo and Benavidez fought 2 on 1 vs Mighty Mouse, do you think they'd win?
Aiden Hughes
>two manlets who will never be champions
John Russell
Well there's a few things to the season that make it slightly different; - They're not holding tryouts, they're just plain recruiting the top regional FLWs from around the world >The winner gets to fight Mighty Mouse and will have been coached by someone who's fought him before >If by some miracle they beat Mighty Mouse, whoever wins the coach fight would be the #1 contender to their title Still sounds like a miserable season though
Tyler Parker
>no tryouts
So they're taking out the one marginally watchable portion of the show? Surely this will revitalize the once great brand of TUF.
Jaxon Gutierrez
fantasy m8 i only know one lesbian, she's pretty hot but her beast of a girlfriend belongs in the sewer
Ryan Reyes
Attention everyone.
Very important strawpoll to determine whether /heem/ is still for Joanna Champion or whether Claudia is now the fan favourite.
This is the final time it will be posted and the results will be final. They are currently 12-12.
Thank you for your time.
Jonathan Perry
he wouldnt, he just cant go to the event is what he means
remember dana banned him from attending ufc events and all? he couldnt even corner his son when he was fighting in the ufc
Nathan Cruz
I don't think that's what they're going for with this season, I think they want to build a challenger for Mighty Mouse since he's got fuggen nobody and if they find somebody who can beat him or at least market at FLW then great.
Jacob Williams
Is there even any flyweight outside of the UFC who will be even remotely competitive with Mighty Mouse?
The only ones I can even name are Tim Elliott, Kairat Akhmetov, Magomed Bibulatov, and Chico Camus, and I'm not seeing any of them knocking MM off his throne any time soon, TUF or not
Jordan Myers
I hope this TUF thing doesn't prevent a Mighty Meme vs. Cruz superfight.
Aaron Young
Joe Ben and Cejudo should mold the winner into a MM killer but secretly leave flaws in his game that either Joe or Cejudo can exploit later on to get the title
Liam Morales
>replies to obvious bait
Jacob Sullivan
Like the ending to Jade Empire?
Colton Diaz
I'll vote for which ever fighter has her picture spammed in the next 10 minutes
Joseph Adams
Mighty Mouse is a bitch and doesn't want that fight. He wants to break Anderson's title defense record instead.
Easton Morales
MM wants money.
Tyler Wood
Exactly..I guess
Kayden Baker
20,000 people expected to attend the weigh in
3 bongs away
William Jackson
God you are so fucking stupid
Sebastian Cook
Nothing wrong with that, shouldn't have to move up just because people want to see him lose.