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>Vitamin C Edition

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harbhajan singh to take a sikh wicket now screencap this

Russia going to start drifting any hour now sub edition

>vitamin C

why

special betting on keko to try and get losses back from brown man sports

memes aside, do mumbai have a chance in hell?

The suns out mate.
Better go out and top up your Vitamin C outside

nibs

>sun
>vitamin c

Is this joke or what?

Its basic chemistry

Can't get a wicket
Won't get a wicket

already had a kiwi, orange, carrott, blueberry and pear nutribullet lid

Russia price up to 1.7s again now

10%

>punjab's run-rate is less than the required rate
>people still think they'll win

6.5%

great meme

keep me updated pal

It's vitamin E, you moron.

>Backing Mumbai without their Sachin Tendulkar plot armour

why

batsman looking really edgy. would recommend a mumbai reback

>tfw you get alerted on your phone that the legend wants sums on a bet

thank you our lord and saviour

they won without him last year brah

got 60 units on euans tip. better be good.

I'd cash out and put whatever you have left on 1-1 on tonight's Sheff Wed Brighton game.

Better chance of seeing your stake again tbqh.

444444

this better win Euan lid

rebacking mumbai at 6

does the twitter team performance of mumbai get taken into account?

Punjab collapse imminent!!!

curry after the match?

FUCK YOU WHOEVER TIPPED MUMBAI

what a shite fucking day, genuinely cannot win a fucking bet

pmsl at not taking 34s

Mumbai about to make the greatest comeback in cricket history.

Kapfenberg can cover -1.5

>trusting a slipless user whose only justification was
>Mumbai good, Punjab bad

Hopefully it's a mistake you only make once.

Were it not for Russia, this would be a pretty epic meltdown.

Just got into matched betting with free bets, feels pretty comfy desu.

euan confirmed for F R A U D

Aus top 3 @1.77 is a lock

>euan park
genuinely a TEZ shout here pal

Euan such a fucking fraud

He can only make money on obscure shitty gibraltar and womens teams

try making real money on asian and come back

>games are 76 minutes long

you shut your whore mouth when it comes to OUR guy

Fuck off Euan you pathetic fraud

Only bet I've placed today is this shitty Euan finnish bet. 100% sure it loses. cba

Lappee up on DA's since Euan tipped hahahahah

You're better off following The Bad Man Tipster on Facebook than /bet/, especially Euan's pixel-punting garbage or Pajeet "sport" """tips""".

EUAN SURREAL

where some see failure i see opportunity. will be back at it hard with my tips for tomorrow.

fuck off retard

According to music producer Christer Bjorkman, a survey showed that Swedes rank their birthday as the most important day of the year, followed by Midsummer, and then Melodifestivalen - the contest to select Sweden's Eurovision entry. Christmas came fourth.

pmsl

mfw whole /bet/ got punjab'd by the mafia

Not surprising. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Congrats Euan mate, this might be in the top 5 worst tips you've ever posted. Shite rball bet with no reasoning zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Euan trying to distract everyone with some shit finnish game 20min before teamsheets are released so he can keep imp lines to himself.

So greedy + selfish.

What was that tip he tipped +0.5 from like 1-0 down and they ended up losing about 8-1. Worst tip EVER.

This

Nope, not a penny on it.

Nobody was forcing you to get on you leech

>Shite rball bet with no reasoning
I'm just trying to fit in with the rest of tt ffs

Trip back on you fucking fraud.

>42:06
>43:08

>1 minute 2 seconds apart

PMSL

>implying im on
10 mins research +rball shows this was NEVER a good line pmsl

>Golden duck
Is it happening?

111111111111111111111111111

Shill pls go

Fuck off Euan

Friendly reminder that Euan's natural ROI is ~20% and that his next few tips will be mostly losers as variance brings him back down to normal.

LSK WOMEN OFFICIAL CHASE

OVERS IS THE BET

Mumbai ded

GO AHEAD EAGLES SW

IS THE BET
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Go Ahead Eagles can attribute their finish to a spate of injuries but have fired back to form at the right moment beating much stronger teams than their opponents. VVV rode the crest of a wave all season but have not been tested recently and are likelier to be fatigued.

punjab absolutely crumbling away

pmsl

WELP, THE MUMBAI TRAIN DERAILED

Wish I'd just bought a Euromillions pmsl

AIR Tipsternor finally back

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T I P S T E R N O R

>available around evens
>1.75

zzzzz

Just to let you all know I can't win a bet to save my life at the moment and I just took the Heerenveen slags + handi so feel free to load up on Twente slags handi
>Goal for Twente as I'm typing
Classic

>+1.75 is already a half loss within 3 mins of betting
Neat

...

LSK WOMEN WHEN

>Twente

Absolutely haram

66666666666

Chasing on Helsingborgs +0.5

WHEN IS NOW

Should have just lumped on Go Ahead Eagles

That way, if you lose and your loved ones ask why you're skint again, you can say Go Ahead Eagles then play this on your phone

youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

You will chuckle as they look at you with a mix of befuddlement, anguish and disdain.

do it online.

dac today, actually haven't won a bet

I got a ticket for free today. It had the numbers filled out already, but I guess random numbers are as good as if I picked them myself.

how much did you get on?

Cannot stop backing twente sluts.

Up insane.

k

This feels like a movie where you win the jackpot but then you are guilt ridden about essentially stealing a huge sum of money from an unknown person so you use your money to track them down and then you find out they are happier as a broke homeless person than you are as a rich guy and the moral is how money can't buy you happiness.

i had a line once, where each number was 1 or 2 off.

;_;

sounds fucking bent as fuck mate

Is Norway's bet on 365?

Hope someone got on

>filename
Chuckled

pmsl 8/10

don't get involved in the film industry ever pls