Early morning edition.
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yeah this one's gonna 404. i'll make the next.
/potatoniggers/
Whoops.
Shut up Chile.
>09:09:35 and you're making a thread
get a life you sad cunt
kek
WOAH
maidin
Mandatory bump
Tired.
youtube.com
BIG choon
Sleep inducing
that's a good thing and you listened to 30 seconds you absolute bum
>That's a good thing
Nah if I wanted to snooze I'd stick on some ambient shit.
mma is for fucking manchildren
literally no diff to wwe
>mma is for fucking manchildren
>literally no diff to wwe
watching pjw lads
>elbows on table
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE MEEEEEDIA
t. Anglo
Trying to force myself to like coffee.
It's not going well.
Just drink tea you poofy weeb bastard.
>tea
>not poofy
Those who drink vodka in the morning are more Irish than those who do not
I do drink tea. Far too much in fact.
Cream and sugar est votre ami, mec.
Next person to insult tea is getting one of these.
>Drinking coffee
Fucking nu-males, I swear
I think you may be right. This is awfully bitter stuff.
When in France.
Used to be a coffee fan but now I'm not too gone on it. If you have to drown it in milk and sugar, it's not great.
I still don't really drink tea though.
What the fuck is going on there? That would really hurt.
>tfw no average irish gf
>What the fuck is going on there?
Burning love.
Can i have a grass pls
How does one get an irish gf?
Friend of mine had his fundie arguments smashed by her outside a church youth group in Carlow once.
Oi éire, is canned Guinness good? Not sure I want to go out to the pub for a Draught but if it's significantly better than canned I will.
All canned beer tastes like shit.
>when you have a dream where you're literally struggling to get your foot to touch the ground
Levitation is a lot of fun.
Sounds gay.
Go to Dublin and wave a ten pound note in the air.
Alri but if I go to the pub and ask for a draught of Guinness is it going to be worth it? I'd really rather not drink alone in public if I can avoid it.
Step 1: Be from a country that has an aircraft carrier.
Step 2: Control the Falklands.
Pretty straightforward from there.
Fantastic post.
What's the problem with drinking alone?
I go to the cinema alone all the tim and no one bats an eyelid.
>prolife """""compassion"""""
Go away, Greenland.
>they don't understand the underlying message of "Don't get pregnant you dumb slag"
Sad!
Feel free to abort more Danish children m8.
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What do people here think of Julie Fowlis?:
She looks like a good anglo-saxon woman. Sounds Welsh or something though.
Several factors determine the quality of a pint of Guinness
>the glass
It has to be a Guinness glass, I've seen wankers try pour it into a hop house glass
>the barman
He has to know how to pour Guinness. If he doesn't let it settle before he finishes it, tell him to pour you a new one
>the pipe
If the gas is too low, it'll be shit
>the taps
If no one has ordered a Guinness in that pub all day, it'll be shit, the more active the tap, the better the pint
>how far away from Dublin you are
Guinness doesn't travel
But it will almost always be better than a can
The singing is Scottish Gaelic.
She's from North Uist.
All true, but oddly the best pint of Guinness I ever had was in Cork.
>ulster
>speaking Scottish gaelige
Who does this?
North Uist is in the Hebrides.
Ahh i thought you said Ulst
my Highland weefoo
>Guinness doesn't travel
We have a brewery in Canada, might not be the same as the Irish stuff but not like we're getting imported stuff.
Doesn't have much effect when it's in Ireland cause it's not bobbing about the Atlantic for a week. It's just on a truck for a couple hours
youtube.com
Ireland looks like quite a funny place to be living in
They're Scottish
those are Sc*ts
It's funny, I once encountered an American who insisted that Merrida, from the film Brave, had an Irish accent. Some people seem to have difficulty in distinguishing certain Scottish accents from certain Irish accents.
Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once
Well they're closer to each other than any other accent tbf
It's alright, though an acquired taste. They apparently invented a widget, a landmark innovation in canned alcoholic beverages, to simulate the effect of a draught by releasing nitrogen in the liquid.
I still reckon it's better once you pour it into a glass.
Better yet, get yourself some West Indies Guinness in a bottle. Very reasonably priced and absolutely gorgeous. Has a higher abv too.
It's a myth from when Guinness was transported on the canal.
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kiwi/aussie? canadian/yank?
Don't reply to me
I mean the Scottish accent is Ireland's closest and vice versa
Pat McCabe and Brian Cox sound nearly indistinguishable to me.
How do I get rid of the blackness under my eyes lads, I look like a male version of fucking tomoko
Do I just need to sleep more, I haven't been falling asleep till 4 in the morning most of the time.
so do I leave the f out for words that begin with it in Irish or not
this shite has been bothering me for years
y?? :((
Yes obviously you spacker
Don't reply to me
It's often genetic, sorry.
Make-up might be you only solution.
Why are Irish Catholics the niggers of white people?
>tfw Catholic NI Fag
You've obviously never seen the Protestant Anglo-Saxon working classes.
>tfw Catholic NI Fag
Don't Protestants commit more crime though?
Maybe for people in Ulster.
Doing a Protestant lads
Who /squattingmasterrace/ here?
Well what accent would you say is most similar to the Irish?
better for to spread the hole I hear
Bit sectarian
It is indeed
Radical centrist
Newfie
As you can see by this chart that is simple not true and in fact quite the opposite. As you can see the UK is more liable to act like niggers. While we Catholics do not act in such horrible ways.
having a bowl of pistachios
Aye but that's from like 2001. Bet we're the same now desu
Sad ;_;
Any snow lads?
#MakeEireGreatAgain
What is Belgium playing at? Honestly.
Divorce should be illegal.
Might rewatch FLCL
Ah, but think of all the miserable couples, unwilling to divorce for religious reasons.
>ireland is muslim tier
what did he mean by this
Why is Ireland so much more religious than the rest of western Europe?
every taig i overhear is still absolutely livid about Clinton losing, why is that?
They tend to be socialist.