In the old days Latins were autistic manlets...

In the old days Latins were autistic manlets, but then the Germanics (Suavi) came and teached them how to be suave with the girls.

Nothing beats a candlelight dinner of Schweinfleisch

Suebi Suevi Suavi Schwaben Zweven
Michele Soavi

to be suave originated with Germanics

Latins literally imitate being Germanic towards girls, they're being "Schwab"

you want the truth?

you can't handle the truth

>Germanics actually believe this

Fucking lazy Latins are still sleeping whilst they should be reading this thread.

really makes you think

pic related is an actual Schwab statue from Roman days, note the Suebian knot in his hair

12 o'clock in the afternoon and they're still sleeping

no wonder Germanics took your women

>germans used to be super suave
>now they play farm simulators for fun

>germans used to be super suave

they were the very origin of the term

>now they play farm simulators for fun

well tbqh playing farm simulators is a great way to get away from the nagging wife

the other main characteristic of the germanic since ancient days is being strictly monogamous and loyal to the marriage bond

Latins should know better than anyone else how much tension this brings, as they cheat on their wives all the time. Work or work simulators relieve that tension.

>well tbqh playing farm simulators is a great way to get away from the nagging wife
alright haha you can stop joking now, I was only playing

>autistic german teaches italian men how to set up romantic dinner
Next on the news, small parrot learns to water-ski in his bathtub

Man, latin societies are much more patriarcal than german ones.
May I remind you that Germans invented protestantism and thus all sort of liberalism ? That Germans even invented communism ? Being the most rapist civilization in History is not a trait of allegance towards a single woman.

Thanks to the suebi people/kingdom,we're now very suave

You are just envious we got the imperial crown and not you.

Understandable, being romano-gauls ruled by a frankish elite.

Germanics are barbaric people whose only purposely on life is destroying civilisation.

Gauls are the last one that gets to comment on marriage vow loyalty

Well yes indeed. That goes to show everyone, even when you're really hairy, you can be suave and get to fuck bitches.

>hairy
it really suits darker men. russian girls for example love this type of guys

Actually nothing beats not speaking german to a girl.

>In the old days Latins were autistic

when was that?

>northern portuguese and galicians
>not the turboautists of the peninsula

You're all gay, us Anglos don't need to be suave to get wimminz

>sissy brit boys

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Actually Britons were described as unbelievably gay, young Brits would offer themselves to foreign people and be offened if these refused their offer.

Anglo-saxon rape fix'd that, right?

not really :p