/hoc/ CF edition

/hoc/ CF edition
Blues vs Sharks
Blots vs Pens
>Shorks >Rags >finnish goaltending

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its lit

LA:Darryl Sutter signs extension with the Kings
LA:Report: Darryl Sutter to re-sign with Kings
NJ:Cory Schneider has core muscle surgery
STL:Paul Stastny gets three points in Blues' rout
TB:Steven Stamkos remains status quo
WAS:Alex Ovechkin will play in 2016 WHC
PIT:Bonino scores OT winner, Pens eliminate Caps
DAL:Seguin practices, still not ready to play
NYI:Report: Travis Hamonic rescinds trade request
NYI:Kyle Okposo open to coming back to Isles
NAS:Pekka Rinne gets a little help from teammates
SJ:Logan Couture lights lamp in loss to Preds

4th for superior American Goaltending

5th for Canadian Moooooose

tfw no san diego gf

why's he called Moose?

2nd for Bill

Boudreau?

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>want to move, hate where I live
>parents are being total faggots wanting me to live like 2 hours away

Why is he so perfect bros

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A family friend with the nickname he knew died his Freshmen year of college so he always puts a Moose on the back of his helmet.

Cute piggy

Lmao look at that twerkking pig

Why is that pupper scratching his butt like that?

why is she so perfect lads

Holy shit no one cares

Because he's a big guy

Piggy wiggy

Can I move in with you?

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is that the whole story?

I thought it was because he's an expert moose caller (which he is apparently)

24th for USA

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His friend who died was a champion moose caller.

>pupper
Fucking idiot

Ew

Because of that Pig movie i will always have a weak spot for these cute things.

>not wanting a kings/bolts gf

right
>Elliott was taught the art of moose calling by the late Owen Scott, a champion moose caller. He paid tribute to Scott with a moose painted on the back of his goaltender mask.

If you're okay with moving to Montana and squealing like a pig, sure

It looks like she's eating a plate of garbage.

This is probably the worst year in Stabley Cup playoffs history. Literally a bunch of meme teams meming their way to the cup. None of these teams deserve to be in the conference finals.

If you live in Great Falls I'd be down. My uncles a doctor there

Memehawks and craps fan spotted

>deserve

Get the fuck out of here you dirty foreigner what do you know about hockey?

the kings were a mem team with a bunch of dirty hitting goons

more like armemeia lol

I don't, thank God. Fuck that shithole.

Jesus. I'm a burgerlandian and this disgusts me.

JEJ

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>deserve

You know literally nothing about hockey. Get the fuck out. Do not come back

get the fuck out of my country you commie

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>mfw all these newfags fell for the b8
:D kek

Great falls blows dick

user why do you have a picture of my gf?

I thought best of 7 allowed the better teams to win?
All 4 teams have won 2 best of sevens, who would be more deserving?

>"burrito"
>No soft shell or what we call them in Minnesota: Mexican lefse

What is this?

But my grandma there probably has room in her basement. A bunch of my grandpa's old shotguns are down there for whenever you inevitably want to off yourself

Shut the fuck up chubbs nobody says that

That's a 16 year old whore that fucked some nig athlete but got famous for trashy pics I think. Idk I liked her jean shorts

Uncultured detected. Go back to your Whoppers and Family Guy

How do you fix the cannucks

reseoB kcorB

>filename
How do I fix my sides

>roseau fag calling others uncultured
O im laffin

Relocate

I would literally kick your ass if I heard you say that

Of the 7 times the penguins have faced bishop, they've chased him 3 of those times.

you have no power here ben bishop.

"Let me tell you about all of my culture"
t. user in some cookie cutter suburb in a house unrecognizable to his neighbors except for the numbers on the mailbox

I'm pretty quick, I don't think you could catch me

>regular season matters

tbph I would. But only if I could go bareback and nut inside

sure did for all canadian teams

Nope good try though, my suburb is pretty nice. Lemme do you
>I'm "cultured" despite my town being in bum fuck nowhere and having

how do i get rid of my big belly

Upvoted. I'll sending you gold as we speak.

So vasy wins the 4 while bishop loses 3

30 minute cardio and 4x8 situps with weights every day until you are happy

Who is the NHL 2017 cover?

Be poor. When you start eating a can of green beans for dinner the weight flies off

When your only right side shot option is Mark Fayne it makes a huge difference. Especially when all of your best playmakers (McDavid, Hall & Nugent-Hopkins) are left handed.

i feel like drinking 700ml of vodka a day is starting to fuck with my health

boogaard died 5 years ago today

>core muscle surgery on a hockey player
Schneider's career is over

>tfw when your team is the unstoppable villain that will eventually triumph and theres nothing any team can do about it, and all of /hoc/ will just have to accept it, like watching their girl get fucked by a black dude, and loving it, while they're strapped to a chair watching.

muahahahahaha. please, let me hear more about how ben bishop will stop us, so when he gets fukn rekt i can get hard at the thought of you fags wondering what went wrong.

lmao fluffy cow

Such is the life of all >rags

Now way man, it's gotta be something else

Do stuff until you start sweating

When did /hoc/ transition from shitting on the leafs all day to shitting on the rags all day? I've been away for awhile

>leaving 50ml in teh bottle
what are you, some kind of puss?

I read the book about him

f

>rags

Laffs are too shit. Just beating a dead horse.

Once they win 35 games we'll laffs post again

>Pens think they are the underdog everyone hates

Oh I am laffin

The best goalie left in the playoffs is Reimer. Bishop is a pads babby, Elliott Jones flies all over his crease like a retard and gets out of position, and Murray is a meme
Because he's on the loose

choose one hoc

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Wow I did not even know

>died from drug overdose
Uh

the ghoul in the back

>rooting against these guys

do you guys hate puppies or something?

Girl to the left of the black girl

no i dont think we're the underdogs. I think we're the favorites. and there aint gonna be no cinderella stories this year buddy boy muahahaha

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>wanting to awaken your inner furry
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