Your experiences with plebs

>in car with mom
>getting very bored
>she listens to a lot of entry level modern classical, steve reich phillip glass etc
>play autechre - confield
>she loves it
>fuck

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>friend listens to a lot of Tool QotSA etc.
>take him to a Swans concert
>we have a lot of fun
>people can be open-minded whoa damn

>hot girl
>DEATH GRIPS starts playing
>she blows me

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>log onto Sup Forums.com
>read OP

>in car with son
>playing all the best Modern Classical, steve reich, phillip glass, the list goes on
>son starts playing autechre
>grip steering wheel harder to prevent myself from calling him out for the filthy pleb he is

>Watching this with family
>youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc
>Snoop Dogg, more like needa jobby job
>Dad laughs
>Parents leave house
>Snoop starts calling friends
>Mom says "That's you :)"

Wtf is my life lmao

>she does not like clipping.
just terrible

Your mom is literally more patrician than you lmao

do you like clipping?

>meet grill who likes death grips and swans
>isthisreallife.jpg
>we actually manage to hit it off
>one day we're chilling together and she asks me if I like grimes
>tell her I can't stand her
>she keeps going "come on user, she's right up your alley"
>eventually acquiesce and let her put a song on
>she puts on "go"
>I actually like it
>which was weird since I couldn't stand how poppy art angels is

Anyway it turned out she had a boyfriend who enjoyed the thought of her getting fucked by other dudes. A literal cuck.

Fun experience, her and I are going to see Nick Cave's movie next week.

>things that definitely happened

next time don't type out your story like the retarded 16 year old memeshitter you are

>thinking I would lie about liking a song by grimes
The fuck is wrong with you

I do like clipping.

>put The Seer Returns on for a friend
>he danced to it.

Did she have a SWANS poster on her wall?

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>fucked her to Father John Misty, played a lot of Phil Elverum and MGMT when hanging out
>"user, i've never really listened to your type of music but I really like it"

ex now, but found out she liked fucking G-Eazy. kill me. really nice girl but shit fucking taste man

Wow man, you listen to Father John Misty that's so patrician and obscure. You have such superior tastes man, I can tell you read Pitchfork.

>be me
>listening to Chingy in the benz
>full bass
>bitch giving me road head keeps coughing when the bass hit
>coughs off my dick
>says "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry" and turns the stereo down
>look at her for a sec
>bitch is almost crying
>"man don't you know, don't ever touch a black man's stereo"
>wake up alone and white

>listen to mainstream modern western pop music
>meet person who doesn't like the same artist I do
>discover they like different mainstream modern western pop music
>mfw everyone but me has terrible taste

why am I such an amazing person?

he's alright, I didn't necessarily play him because he's anything special. just generic feelgood catchy music, very accessible because unlike you I don't try to scare girls off with "patrician" mongolian throat recordings

>talk to qt
>She likes nirvana
>LOLMETOODOTJAYPEG
>She only lieks ten sprt
>dang

I don't play mongolian throat recordings for women. I also don't think I'm superior to someone because I like the flavor of the month BNM. Just makes me laugh when the kiddies here start talking about how "patrician" they are and name drop shit like fucking FJM.

ey yo you sound kinda mean, but i agree that the other dude is a clown

cool well you have fun with your "patrician" shit mate, i'll be playing fun and accessible tunes and continue to manipulate "pleb" girls into having sex with me

>at a party with gf
>gf puts on DJ Assault - Ass n Titties
patrician track btw
>everybody at the party gets really weirded out and change the song to some 90s 00s pop hit
>gf and I go home and fuck to Ass n Titties

>be me
>in college
>walk around all day judging people that I've never talked to
>think I have great taste in music
>think I'm cool
>go back to my room at the end of the day
>think about how I have no friends
>think about how I want to kill myself

I'm the pleb, guys. I am.

Same happened to me except friend was a queen fan.

I stopped listening to swans after that.

Mate, I'm not the one calling people's taste patrician or pleb. Those are retarded teenager tier terms. I'm just pointing out that you're not a special snowflake because you read pitchfork. I'm not a judgemental ass unless someone is a judgemental retard. Have fun being a manipulative sociopath, friendo.

>Talking to girl
>Music comes up
>Gotta appease her with pleb music yet still seem well versed
>twenty one pilots
>what's your favorite song by them?
>Slow Town
>never heard it
>It's off Regional At Best
>They've only made two albums, Blurryface and Vessel
>No, they've made four
>She's starting to get frustrated
>I think I know twenty one pilots better than you user
>Obviously not because if you did you would know they've made four albums
>SHE'S SO ANGRY
>Fine, you can believe that. But i'm leaving.
>mfw liking twenty one pilots legit didn't pay off this time.

>pleb stories
>knows more about pleb artist than pleb girl

>be me in college
>people are cool
>always doing most of the talking
>can't find other people that interesting
>miss quality friends that are elsewhere

I feel like I would get shit if I told people this but i mean I don't really have a bunch in common with the people in my classes. Sure I can hold a decent and interesting conversation with them, but they're not my favorite people. I give them a chance but yeah

OP Didn't say who had to be the pleb

I just guess I was really close to my old friends and it's just not the same... I'll make the best of what I have now but definitely it's not the same

>Says she has good taste
>Only listens to Drake, trap rappers, and tumblr-core

>com
kek

>Sup Forums.com
what did he mean by this?

epic 4 the win

>go to gf's friend's beach house with a bunch of her friends
>she's a pop punker, they all mostly listen to the same stuff (All Time Low and the like)
>whatever, I love her anyway
>just tell them all I like Radiohead if we talk about music
>we all get really drunk
>talking to this one dude, seems really cool
>says he has much different taste than the rest, asks me what I like
>drunk me decides to go into more detail, starts rambling about Godspeed You! Black Emperor and what kind of music they are, trying to describe what post rock is
>he's nodding and smiling, seems really interested at first
>cuts me off: "I think you'd like Muse"
>just burst out laughing
>look back at him, realize he's not laughing
>realize I look like a pretentious dick
>"oh I'm just laughing because you're like the twentieth person to recommend them I hear they're really good!"
>he says oh and starts laughing
>sick recovery

I don't let myself talk about music when I'm drunk now.

underrated

Kek

>he's nodding and smiling
he's laughing at you for listening to plebcore

I was going through the same stuff for the first year of uni, then randomly found a guy who introduced me to a group of people who are now better friends than anyone in uni.
Stick through it, user.

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all super plebs with super pleb muzak

what's pleb about confield?

I had met plebs but i didnt complain, because i respect others people.

Sup Forums.com is weird to you but logging onto Sup Forums isnt?

>Smoking weed with friends
>My turn to put μusic on
>Bump Quasimoto-Greenery
>My friend who has a similar taste as me digs it the one who owns the car doesn't
>"Naah I'm not feeling this"
>Switch it to Death Gripsu
>"Not feeling this either"
>He puts on Chance the Rapper
>"AWWWWWW YEAAAA"

dammit

>Chill with these people who like alternative music.
>talking about dean blunt and jessy lanza
>they say how much they like hyperdub
>hmm ok
>talk about how others have terrible music
>spout autistic music memes
>realise that they are pretentious faggot ass avant-teens
>cringe so hard my asshole develops hemorrhoids inside and out

these people are virgins forever

>christmas with family
>dad asks me to play some of his cumbia records so they can dance
>put on 音影 instead
>gaze into the nightsky as woodrose petals shade in two eeriely-isolated electronic juxtapositions as a kiss -- or semblant stoic continuance -- in apparent lieu of rendering salival secretions noted as purposely 'incidental.'
>reach rational ecstasy
>notice my grandma is crying
>she's talking to my mother who keeps saying "he's been like that for months, looking at empty walls in silence"
>get annoyed because they want to replace to utter bliss with populist "love" songs, as their conception of love is not meant to be an experience-in-itself as much as a recognizable social sign, a metanarrative apprehended and made internal by a series of bodies-turned-text by the hegemonic means of production
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle

"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze" - ~Astigmata

you were browsing Sup Forums weren't you?

I just realized this premise used to be considered interesting

your mom is actually patrician be glad for that

>meet a girl who likes Mr. Bungle and The Mars Volta
>she was more interested in my friend then me
>go alpha mode
>we're dating now
Her sister is a huge metalhead and has a lot of connections in metal scenes so that's rad

I'm in the same boat. No worries uni friend, you aren't alone

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