Do you remember Sup Forums? It's that time of year again

Do you remember Sup Forums? It's that time of year again.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonfire#Nordic_Countries
youtube.com/watch?v=Bvb_V_FF7VA
www2.visitgavle.se/en/to-do/a1319853/gävle-goat-to-be-replaced-by-black-bull-this-year/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundpole_fence
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>fire extinguishers surrounding it

I heard gävlebocken got stolen once. How the fuck?

do nordcucks still practice pagan shit like that?

How long will it last lads?

There was someone who attempted to kidnap it with a helicopter a few years ago

It survived last year iirc

I know but I have hope this year.

If I ever go to europe it will be in the winter and I will burn the goat

Me too. Its only a 4 hour drive from where i live

Im not saying im gonna do it but if i were too i'd use drones. Would be easy as fuck..

That's what I've always thought, someone could rig up a molotov to a drone and drop it over the thing. And the drone could be filming in super high quality so we'd have something better than that shitty 2fps security cam

"In other news today. An underground internet far-right hate-group going by the name of I.N.T. claims responsability for burning down this years Gävlegoat"

I think it will burn down on the 10th of december, screencap this post.

That'd burn beautifully

Nope.
Boxing day.

Hvorfor du ikke gå forbrenner det ?

>Norway
>4 hour drive to Gävle

Reported to säpo

That made me lol

Burn the motherfucker.

2005 was my favourite

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This is how WWIII starts.

iirc there has been a dude from the us who burned the goat already, when caught he said it was because he thought it was tradition

>tfw you'll never be rich motherfucker stealing shit with helicopter

Well he's half right

When is it being constructed? It's not Christmas season until I have that webcam on my second screen. Extremely /comfy/, hoping for a spectacular burning this year.

2009 is also great.

Boring tbqh. In the old days the Celts also built giant statues of straw to burn them afterwards, but at least they put a man inside as offer to the gods for a fertile new year.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BURN THE GOAT?

its so fun to see how long it lasts? New tradition maybe?

Its the Norwegian blood, it compells you to burn things
I should know, I love starting fires
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonfire#Nordic_Countries
>In Iceland, bonfires are traditional on New Year's Eve, and on 6 January, which is the last day of the Icelandic Christmas season.

Wasn't there a year where someone tried to steal it using a helicopter?
Someone post the timeline

Nevermind, I found it

Lawrence Jones kek

He also didnt pay the fine

>he thought it was tradition
You mean it's not?

>Its the Norwegian blood, it compells you to burn things

You don't say?

Well, I mean, it kinda is, right?

What's the point, there's no human or animal sacrifices, not even a bunch of naked witches dancing mad around the fire.
World has become so gay since medieval times...

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Its less than that infact

>le edgy azeriposter
Where have you been?

it is but you will also be arrested for arsony

Lame.
You should get a price.

prize

Leafland, Pekka. How're you, still didn't commit drunken suicide?

>Bologna

Not if you use drones

I love the time of the year, but I have nevee experienced love during these months. It only reminds me that I'm a failure

you will not be a failure if you use that hate to burn the Gävle goat

>mfw chaosfags will lose again

It is written - The goat will never fall

What about a rifle with tracer rounds.

I think it will burn before december 20.
People are pissed that it survived last year

Its coated with anti flamables. I would use two drones. One who dumps fuel and another with a torch

We already have a holiday for burning shit, is it so bad to want a holiday of giant goats?

Lies, it must be sacrificed to the old gods.

Yes, man the fuck up.

Freeze the fucking goat! And then burn it!

I will spend it home alone playing dota

Post favourite burning

>Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat. Reconstructed on 5 December. The hunt for the arsonist responsible for the goat-burning in 2005 was featured on the weekly Swedish live broadcast TV3's "Most Wanted" ("Efterlyst") on 8 December.

What is this marvelous insanity?

I want more weird shit here.

>I want more weird shit here.
your country is full of monkeys mr. 56%, isn't that weird enough?

You have plenty of weird as it is

yep

Mah boi this is not even scratching the surface

youtube.com/watch?v=Bvb_V_FF7VA

wow really made me think and appreciate the wonders of life

This is very difficult when drunk. But it has nothing to do with swedish "traditions".

It's been hopeless ever since they built a taxi stop right next to it

Why do people even bully this goat

Name literally 1 other use for a giant goat

The goat will be inaugurated on Sunday the 27th of November.
It will be its 50th year btw.

Source: www2.visitgavle.se/en/to-do/a1319853/gävle-goat-to-be-replaced-by-black-bull-this-year/

why not throw a bunch of fireworks at it? or even somethingas simple as dousing a football on gasoline and kicking it at it? Man, I want to go to Sweden and try to burn your goat

It's coated in various anti-flammable stuff. Some guys tried to shoot it with fire arrows one year.

That link bothers me

I have a hunting bow just for this

Actually, that happened twice I think, one attempt and one successful goatnapping.

Someone also managed to get it onto a truck and drive away with it once... but that was decades ago, I think it was smaller back then.

The Gods will it, what can you do? Each time it survives, the following winter is harsher, clearly failing to burn it is the harbinger of Ragnarök.

>gävle-goat-to-be-replaced-by-black-bull-this-year
YES

>It will be its 50th year btw.

10 years from now every 4channer will divebomb that thing with drones from their homes while drinking beer and high fiving eachother in a VR cinema while the screen in the VR cinema plays real time CCTV of familys crying

the entire reason the goat is still relevant is being burned, I like the tradition

Pagan pride world wide
P.S Ukko > Nordic Cuck Gods

Fucking kek

B U R N
T H E
G O A T

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Have fun in prison user

U gonna shoot it all the way from Iceland?

God goy

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Didn't an American tourist burn it down because he thought it was tradition?

>real time CCTV of familys crying
More like cheering. Like said, that's why people give a fuck. To see how creative they'll be this year and if they'll even succeed is the only reason we bother.

OY VEY

I like the fence
How do i do it?

>2013
>sprayed with water to create a coating of ice
>mild weather melted the ice coat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundpole_fence
I feel like that one is too sparse though. Pic related is prettier.

I don't get it