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THE KEKLER'S WILD RIDE vs Some Guy making his first start of the season named McChicken or something

Here's to hoping for another double digit score.

Welcome all.

>6/9 batters on Sox lineup batting over .300

its ogre

keep the streak alive boys
hoping for at least 10 runs today

do you think the rainy weather will affect the cuckleball?

Extra meme

nice

TIME FOR THE WILD RIDE

BUCKLE UP BOYS

>2016
>playing in a little league park instead of an actual stadium with a roof

>2016
>not appreciating history

full pleb

Tradition is one of the biggest things killing baseball

History isn't exactly tradition you pleb

No, but it does fit into the Baseball tradition of having quirky ballparks

>talking shit about Fenway

Top Meme, Hanigoat on suicide watch

don't you guys have a fucking hill in center field

The shift is killing baseball.

Correa's the first cuck of the night

HE GAVE UP A RUN

ITS OVER

ITS ALL OVER

BRACE FOR 5TH PLACE

old, 0/10

try the general

NEW CURSE CONFIRMED

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THE WILD RIDE BOYS

HERE. WE. GO

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>Wright gives up 10 runs in 4 2/3 innings
>Sox don't score
>rainout

What is the point of this post?

>Wright will not get any run support

ITS GOING TO HAPPEN JUST WATCH

based X

>BIG POOPI

JUST

F***ING

RETIRE

>MUHHH SHITTTTY

And a Train that goes on behind the outfield as a gimmick.

HOW DID HE HIT A PITCH THAT HIGH UP?!

Is Don back?

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IT ENDS = NEVER

hey guys sorry i just got home from work i dont know what im even going to eat for dinner tonight im so tired why is it raining so hard i wont have anything else to do if the game is canceled

How haven't they called this delay yet

Definitely gonna be rainout after this inning.

rain

Miserable weather to make your first start of the season in

I'd be more concerned about facing the best offense in baseball personally

where my di paolo bros @

Time for a Hanigan tripleplay

Time for a grand slam

Can't wait for Hannigan to ground into a triple play

Goddamn Holt, amazing

inb4 infield ground out 0 runs

That literally should be fan interference.

Good thing John benched him for days to start the lefty killer

>getting shown up by a 12 year old

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HANIGOAT
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>not bare handing foul ball
kick this pussy out desu

El-P with the clutch double!

>only person batting below .200

I take it back

Please forgive me

there was literally a tarp in between them desu

JBJBJBJ

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

...

Sup Touhoufag. You got anything else?

Also This offensive efficiency

How the guy stopped himself and didn't even try to catch it.

Based JBJ

It has begun

>JBJ DOES IT AGAIN
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF

HE DID IT AGAIN

JBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJ

This team is too fucking good god damn

Can the madman be stopped? Serious question.

>mfw a kid shifted momentum in the game

I have a billion grapes of 2hu images but only post a few Marisa's in game threads.

PASSED BALL

FULL BLOWN MEME

RUN SUPPORT FOR THE KEKLER

MEMEEEEEEEES

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Holy fuck.

oh my god this red sox offense is just dirty

too bad you need pitching to win in the playoffs

ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE

MORE RUNS

NO MERCY
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>Cuckleballer
>Other pitcher keeps throwing Knuckle Curves until one goes wild

How does that work? Does the child's catch count as a catch?

>2nd inning
>already hit season average runs/game

Good lord my child

God fucking kill me, please save us based Cuckler.

Yes John Henry has to pay him as a team member now.

no, counts as a foul ball

Tell that to 2004 and 2013 breh

Wouldn't the Mets have won the WS automatically tho?

I agree though they need more than Cuckler and 50/50 Price

>GIDP

>bustgaerts
>good

DFA

THIS

BUST

Not going to the ASG with ABs like that

>only 5 runs
DFA the entire team tbqh

GIVE THAT KID A CONTRACT (oldfag meme)

They literally had 3 aces that year. That was Lester, Lackey and God mode Buchholtz. Doubrount was above average that year too

>50/50 Price
this is price in the playoffs we're talking about right

Don't forget Allen Webster. The greatest pitcher to ever live

>Alan Walkster

Buchholtz lasted 1/3 of the season you dumbass

WILD RIDE

BUCKLE IT UP

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half a season of god mode buck at least until he broke he was there along with scherzer in the early talks for the cy

but that season had everything going right, from victorino and iggy having career years to ellsbury's mvp caliber season to lackey coming out of literally the worst starting season by era for a pitcher that qualified to ace level to koji going into complete rape mode...

was a lot of things that year, usually is

HES CRACKING

HES IMPLODING

ITS OVER

THE TEAMS FALLING APART

this pitcher sucks

KEK

THE WILD RIDE BOYS

>Cuckler imploding
it's literally over familia

Yeah, and they literally were dead middle for pitching

There was nothing special about that team's SP besides Lester and Lackey, and Buccholtz had LITERALLY NO STARTS in the playoffs

All they had was Lester/Lackey>Bard>Koji for dominance, and by dominance I mean Lester and Lackey had middle 3 ERAs

That team was carried by their outrageous offense, not pitching

> rick porcello is the ace of the red sox staff

top wew lads

Still went 12-1 with a sub 2.00 ERA faggot

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THE ABSOLUTE WILD RIDE

ITS DOES NOT END

2013 was honestly my favorite season I've ever watched out of the 18 years I've been watching the Sox.

You'll have to point out how that effects playoff pitching for me

>HOUSTON