/mlb/ Toronto Blue Jays vs Texas Rangers

I never make this but come and post about baseball.

first for biathlon girls

>dickey start

>/mlb/
>on a game thread
you dun goofed son

is this what happens when the bandwagon is watching urban youth hoop instead?

Baseball has been around for over 100 years!

Is that whatsername?

She such a qt even with that look on her fac

>watching to watch dickey dicking it
yes

Peanuts are a traditional favourite at ball parks.

"ayy peanuts over here! I got your peanuts!"

Baseball is a very popular sport in Japan. Many of the Asian American players are of Japanese ancestry.

Do white Canadians like basketball?

Baseball: It's like hockey but not! Our good friends in the States sure do love it though! :D

like pic related?

Just got home from work, what have I missed?

only the ones who are not worthy of trust or respect

since the bats are still ded lets post asian qts

ill start

>she will never pour you a beer

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>heheh..big texas hotdogs Pat...
>*breathy laughter*

BASED SMOAK

I would fucking destroy that hotdog

this thread is ded

anybody ever had lunch here?

Rangers fans don't have much of a presence in gamethreads anymore, last year and the year before we had more regulars in the threads.

Do you go there for the food or the scenery?

dirty hammer

off track betting

>go to reddit/mlbstreams
>click on FSSW stream link
>mfw I've been listening to the Toronto stream for the last 10 minutes

I've gotta say, Toronto's commentary isn't half bad, I've moved to the Rangers stream now though.

are you telling me you wouldnt live there?

>mfw run "support"

no, passed there a few times and lived up to its reputation
but at least its way cheaper than the 6ix

Yo

Time to get famous

still more run support than marco "nada"estrada

this is one game where I'd actually want NL rules

>RA Dickey hits better than Josh Thole and most of the team right now

c-could he pinch-hit tho?

DUDE YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME

I don't mind buck & pat, pretty folky with all buck's stories
I didn't care for the SF commentators

Yes they bowr dowrn verry highry in Japan >_

IS THAT DE GROME

>that bautista banter
maybe the rivalry is a thing

HAHA WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE

CHECKED

boo

deja vu

FUCKING UP AGAIN SON

The Toronto commentators seemed pretty even keel to me, I hate it when commentators are obnoxiously one sided. I could happily listen to the Toronto commentators for a whole game if I couldn't find a Rangers stream.

sacks are confirmed drunk

how will they fuck this up hmm

Perez pls ;_;

dickey staring into the abyss

>saunders

they can be pretty optimistic & one sided for the jays some times but overall pretty good

sandy got keked

dickey got a big butt no homo

No wonder he got raped lmao

Best part of the commercial desu

>No wonder he got raped lmao

a bit rude dont you think?

Yeah, that's to be expected from team commentators. I've listened to some commentators that just seem to trash the other team the entire game... It's hard to even watch those games.

Nah

They're definitely homers but no where near as blatant as others.

i need to know which team
i could use a bit of unnecessary anger in my life

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suspiciously-looking asian man strikes

Looks like Sanchez

I try to stick with the Rangers broadcasts for the most part, I can't remember specifically which team(s) it was :(

he looks weird without the long hair and beard

He looks like he was molested as a child

They also retain enthusiasm when the team sucks. "And the Blue Jays loooose again. Join us tomorrow it'll be a doozy".

Yeah, Rangers broadcasters are generally fair about things. Both are kind of 'old school former player types' that constantly say things like "gotta tip your cap at so and so for a big hit there" or whatever.

They will however playfully make fun of Bautista for whining so much

I've only every seen dickey look like this

Jesus nearly took his head off.

WOW

Donaldson is lucky as fuck he didn't just tear his ACL

TEXAS COLLAPSE

rip dolan
almost rained blood tonight

fuck... Dyson's putting on a shitshow

forgive my bad paint skills

>be Prince Fielder
>paid 20+ million to be a DH
>can't hit

It hasn't even 10 minutes since it happened and it's already being memed. Good job.

It's pretty sad really. I like the guy, he seems like a good person and a good leader for the younger guys on the team but god damn he's gotta sort his hitting out.

I feel yeah user. Martin and Tulo are making 20+ and both hitting under 200. Martin has been way worse. I think he has 1 XBH.

tulo has 19 rbis you can stop being a debbie downer any time you bandwagoner

>be an adult.
>fight over a baseball.

>93yr old WWII Vet who fought in the Battle of the Bulge reminiscing about Nolan Ryan beating the tar out of Robin Ventura

Today was a good day

need a webm of that spectator spaghetti

Fielder has 20 RBIs, it doesn't excuse hitting under .200 as a DH

EE
E

BASED EE

DINGERS

murphy has 22. they're hitting when it matters

fuck, I knew that was gone as soon as it left the bat

SOLO DINGER

CHECK THESE SOLO DIGITS

>he doesn't raise his arm irl with EE while he runs the bases

fucking bandwagoners I swear

I would love to know what his numbers are with RISP. When you're given several opportunities a game you're going to get RBIs.

BASED SMOAK!!

DINGERS

He's been playing so fucking well. Playing every day has helped him out tremendously.

2 LOW
L
O
W

for sure, Gibby put faith in him and it's paying off now

well he just added to his w/ RISP numbers

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Well Fielder is hitting .303 with risp but only .123 with bases empty. In some games not giving up an out and prolonging the inning is pretty important too.

I picked a bad time to doubt him.

tulo is still shit 2bh