Tfw i will hang myself

>tfw i will hang myself
>tfw mom will find my body
what will happen?

Jorjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't du it

She'll blow the dust off that bottle of champagne she was saving.

she'll probably rock your body back and forth in her arms, cry hysterically and get traumatized for life

or this

yeah it'll probably be that op she'd be in absolute denial of your death until she sees you lowered in the ground.

then she's probably kill herself after drinking and blaming herself every hour of every day

Don't just hang yourself you pathetic Spaniard pussy. Jesus Christ go to the Middle East and fight ISIS or die in a hotel room with hookers and coke. Don't just hang yourself you depressed faggot.

no you won't

you will post here for the next 5 years

Chill out fernando

I was gonna commit suicide before the end of this year, why did I click on this thread? Now it will even more difficult to do it.

Nice advice there you fucking retard.

hang yourself on a spinning ceiling fan, your mum will probably hurt herself trying to stop your dead body flying around the room. great banter

you will not kill yourselves, and you will overcome this. BUT, you will never leave this place, ever
t. you from the future

Just go out and buy like, 15years of christmas cards or some shit and have them specifically mailed for the next decade; tell your parents you're moving to a foreign country and off your self after spending a week blowing whatever savings you have on underage asian whores in taiwan.
Or don't be a bitch and just off your self like a champ because it doesn't matter since you'll be dead.

>ending up in ch*lestine

definitely time to kill yourself my spanish friend before you hit rock bottom

Not if I kill you first.

so kill your mum

you don't understand depression mate

>Im an expert because i read the first paragraph of the wikipedia page

At first she will scream and call for people. Then refuse to believe that you died for a several hours. Then she will have severe emotional trauma, which will result either in suicide, death by heart attack or even if she manages to get past it, PTSD.
I saw people like that, they talk with you, smile etc. and then suddenly their smile freezes on their face and their stare becomes empty.

I really hope these threads are made for baiting purposes. Otherwise move on Finland and become my soul partner with submissive traits you got i guarantee your live will be improved least 609%

didn't say iwas an expert, but his diatribe about "oh just do this bro" is simplicitc as fuck. I have a friend who's actually clinically depressed unlike all these self diagnosed faggots

sold your clothes to second hand

Thank you

I don't care about grammatical errors, my english is far from perfect too, but how in the name of fuck you make a fucktons of structural errors in one short sentence?

actually only thing he said incorrectly is sold
sell your clothes to second hand makes perfect sense

>kike dont like chile
im just fine with that
i thought the lack of sun make depression worse and more probable

jesus christ scholmo

Just shut the fuck up...