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The Queen edition

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ANIFUCKINGME

anime

first for yanks and leafs fuck off

anibe

maisie

stellar post

look at the directory on his laptop dingus

Reminder to be careful and please don't approach shadow puppet t-rexes

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how do we know his name isn't alexander williams?

>grandad, why are there no photos of you from the ages of 14 to 24?

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CHOON

That's the applicant you melon

Who /radical centrist/ here

Fucking hell lad

The gf

>gonna get high and watch anime haha

wait, luddy is in charge of hiring people?

why are we making fun of him again?

name good games i can sink my soul into

You need a degree for PR

>g

If I get dubs it means I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight

Tetris

That's princess Margaret you fucking mong

Because im not a narcissistic cunt little timmy

Pleased to EAT you. hahahahah

Hope you don't apply for one cos he might post your cv here

STALKER tbqh lad

>luddy
juddy
>why are we making fun of him again
you know why, juddy

Willy Wonka sounds deadly close to Willy Wanka

I don't think I'd want to show my grandkids pictures of me during my trap days

that would mean I was living in or around birmingham. Would top myself before then

liar and the qt

I said that as I was about to go down on a girl in uni and she suddenly remembered she had to be somewhere here and left

nationalise the daveways

>jud
>juden
wow

my Queen 2bh

want shaylyn to smite my bollocks between her biceps

What would be the first, ridiculously big major purchase you'd make if you won the lottery tonight?

your mum

she'd be a pretty big purchase

1 bed apt in london

Mum and dad are arguing again

dat schnoz

Same thing

I don't know

I'm already rich and I have great difficulty spending my wealth as it is

a relatively nice car

Sup Forums. I'd ban all the anime.

probably invest it in a very low yield bond

why are you not working on improving yourself right now instead of shitposting with a bunch of unemployed chavs on a forum for anime autists too thick to use reddit

feeling moody and listening to the killers lads

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How do I initiate normal conversation with a girl

gf is giving me cummies later lads

bet she's vanilla af in bed
probably just lies there like you should be grateful you're even in the same room as her

actually quit /brit/ for a couple days and spent much more time reading/considering exercise
but here i am again

Feeling a wee bit down lads

This is the most relatable post I've ever read

Depends how much, but the order of things I'd do:

>Pay off any sibling and parental mortgage and debt and give them 10%
>Speak to a financial advisor and have some put in safe stocks, some in bonds and invest in some property
>Book a holiday to Barbados
>Buy a house in the highlands, a house in France, an apartment in London and a house somewhere in America/Caribbean
>Buy all the books I want
>Spend my day reading by the sea
>Occasionally come back to the UK to prepare for a run to be an MP/ make a donation big enough to get me a safe seat.

Tell her all about the jews

there's nothing I need or wwant that money can buy

>they're using the single level cars

Not a fan

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the copper checked me for id while i was high lads

work experience girl fainted at work today.

luckily it was in a hospital so had loads of nurses and doctors to help her.

i was busy helping actually ill people so didn't help her.

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Why do you rarely see any British flags in other generals?

>Buy all the books I want

I'd probably splurge a lot on my own personal library but I'd also try and do some start up thing relating to scientific research on the Martian ice caps and under sea shit.

most uncreative mindless post itt

>considering exercise

why is your platform so low?

What did he mean by this?

science is a religion

>Used to be jealous of my mate who is about to become a doctor
>Used to be mad jelly of his money and being able to call himself a doctor
>Told me that half of his days involved sticking his fingers up people's arses and dealing with ill chavs

yeah, na, I'm alright

because they're somehow worse than /brit/

*considers exercise*
today has been a good day

time to crack open a beer and have a fag

>digs

fuck off mum

welcome back son.

(((science)))

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choon

>only person in this thread that has my own house

>us

>Uncreative
>Sets the framework for making sure my money doesn't disappear and I have sustainable income AND I do the things that make me happy

Hmmm, really made me think. Or am I meant to blow it on shit cars i don't care about?

Funny how all you Brits act so hard
I would have put this guy face down in the ground with no hesitation

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thoughts

Fuck. How did you know?

this lad knows how to live

luckily i work in neurology so dont see any of that

good lad good chune but im listening to klaus schulze - ludwig von bayern atm

Ludders I need a job
>work experience
2 years warehouse work and a year in retail
>education
B/Cs in my GCSEs
>about me
The kpop groups I like are f(x), BESTie, and Oh My Girl and I play videogames, hardworking and goodish social skills

yep

I googled "clarks desert boots" once and now I see adverts for them on every website I visit. I literally don't see ads for anything else except on porn sites

I smoked weed with malia at Lollapalooza

wonder who that swedish poster who shitposts about black cock and posts legit CP is irl

i dont understand lads

The doors are low

The platforms are much higher on the metro

ahhh it's mad

always wondered why someone would specialise in bumology tby

How do you have your own house? How old are you?

*wallows in my own grease, fat and misery*
*considers getting up to do something about my disgusting self*
nah fuck that, aint no body got time for that
*watches anime and kpop*

actually stopped smoking ciggies too
i know that i was less than a week away from picking up weights