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>Thanks for buying me pyro, user!

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that's ass

Never understood the appeal of flares at soccer games

Gotta let you morons know when a goal was scored

It's bright and pretty! Show your passion by burning other fans ans starting fires!

It creates an atmosphere

Regular season baseball is not the same

Setting shit on fire is stupid especially around fans who are prone to be violent

no one is setting anything on fire you dumb fucking cunt

have you never held a flare

along with chanting and clapping and shit it helps create a spectacle that intimidates opposition and gives a boost to your team, like putting that song on at the gym that helps you get through the last set

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Poor choice of words
the "atmosphere" is just a bunch of drunken idiots doing stupid things

And no I haven't
I've had no reason to

Loads of flares and smoke bombs. No one got injured and nothing was set on fire.
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Americans live in a fucking nanny state where everything, besides owning assault rifles at the age of 12, is prohibited. A seriously backward and retarded nation

I already justified myself We've got idiots like these
My redneck neighbors love their fucking fireworks

It just seems stupid

>I enjoy my sporting events sober so I can fully appreciate all the tactical work that has been put into setting these two teams up to win

was it autism?

You guys can't do this without acting like complete buffoons?

I see no actual enjoyment out of any of this

Of course this is coming from my "You guys take this shit way too seriously"

It's a sporting event fuck off man.

what's so buffoonish about it?

it's probably a couple or so thousand people lining the streets """mostly""" singing in unison while completely drunk. Pretty impressive really.

if you honestly think we have more than a nanny state than norway, you're a fucking idiot. I lived in sweden but have been to norway multiple times.... way worse than we have it here. enjoy the high cost of living, btw my schooling in the US is free and I have a great career with a great insurance policy provided by said company.

and if you think private firearm ownership is a bad thing then you're literally too retarded to have a debate with.

2muchass

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When you are fucking her from behind it's like fucking Blackburn rovers

LIGHT!

Tomorrow lads

>a bunch of drunken idiots doing stupid things
sounds like the perfect atmosphere to me

yeah, there aren't fireworks here

why do yuros think they are smarter than us? is it literally just because they tell each other they are?

wait, ultras groups let women on the front row abroad?
that never happens in Italy

women into football are usually the trashiest

If you light a flare in the US and are #2 or darker, you best expect to be shot within 15 seconds

>Get burned by a hot cup of coffee
>Sue McDonalds for 5 million dollars because the cup didn't warn you that it contained hot liquid

>Have a gun
>Your wife's five year old son shoots herself in the head by accident
>Hurr durr muh protection
No one in Denmark has guns. No one in Denmark is shot by accident. Cool murder rate you got there Murica.
>"He was shot by an unregistered firearm"
Well how do you think he got a hold of said firearm? He went to the nearest Wallmart and got one over the counter.
>Guns equal safety
>Chocolates with toys inside will kill every child they come near

>People are actually voting for Trump
Can't debate with that desu senpai

you can't buy firearms at walmart in the places that contribute most heavily to gun violence, my friend.

Walmart was an example, frienderino

>just a prank bro
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Based Denmark blowing USA the fuck out

you can't really acquire them legally in those places, frienderino. That shit is purchased on the black market.

you thought that was a blowout? Do you not speak english well?

Just because Americans don't know how to do it

It's spelled English with a capital E.

Looks cool senpai

Just give up, Americans define "atmosphere" at a game as having 60 minutes of commercial breaks, stuffing your face with hotdogs, having a DJ in the stand and dancing niggers keeping the crowd entertained.

so you were just memeing

Hnnnng

Yep, I've been to basketball and baseball games in 'Murrika, strange thing. There was like a mini theme park inside the stadium where kids were playing mid-match at the baseball. People showing up halfway through the game, or leaving after a few innings.

The American owners at Liverpool keep trying to force this shit in. They had stormtroopers dancing at half time in the Chelsea match, and they got booed off. Americanised bullshit

the sport is so boring people have to entertain themselves in other ways.

They pretend they are excited about the sport but really they just have to do something to keep from falling asleep.

If a European ever went to a live North American rules hockey game they would never go to a soccer match again, but alas they are scared to play advanced physical sports.
So they play field hockey, handball, and soccer, lol.

>Be poor with no prior records
>Get offered 500 dollars to go across the state line and buy a gun
>GIve the gun to the dope slinging niglet from down the street and receive 500 dollars
>Fake a burglary and report the gun stolen

I bet you, if I went to America, it would take me less than 24 hours to get my hands on a gun, regardless of where I was situated.

Rugby

please come here and make that bet with me.

hence the word "advanced"
Rugby is simplified, and its basically teh equivalent of a childhood game called smear the queer. Only they have a professional league of smear the queer.

>(You)

The fuck are you talking about? Sounds like your Uncle came up with a game where he's allowed to touch you in naughty places user, do you want to talk about it?

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>american """childhoods"""

>a childhood game called smear the queer.

The state of America

It sounds more like the state of Alabama.

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>Need to state race
>Optional to state social security number

>A regular evening at the Get Drunk liquor store
"Hello Sir, what will it be today?"
"I will just have this six-pack of Bud Light, a bottle of your finest Jack Daniels and a Glock 9mm with 200 rounds."
"Yes, most certainly, please fill out this form"
>Robert Paulson, Shootemup Rd 1, The Great State of Texas, White American, no, no, no, no, ...., no
>Form is faxed to the FBI
>White American Texan - Allowed
"Here you go Sir, that will be 932 dollars and 57 cents"
>Pays
>Gets drunk
>Shoots up a mall, killing 14 people of which five were children, the next day and commits suicide

Official Statement from the Local Police Department
"This is an absolute tragedy. It would never have happened if everyone at the mall just had guns. Including the kids. It could have been prevented by the public"

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sometimes it's nice to take a break from crushing fellow stadium goers to death

You know those people who flip signs around to attract customers? They have one for my local gun store.

it's the best thing about football

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>>Get burned by a hot cup of coffee
>>Sue McDonalds for 5 million dollars because the cup didn't warn you that it contained hot liquid

>It's a "person doesn't know the actual facts of the McDonalds hot coffee case" episode

>captcha: select coffee

creates war-like atmosphere

Okay then.
>The coffee is too hot
>sue McDonalods for $2.86 million
>"Liebeck's attorneys argued that at 180–190 °F (82–88 °C) McDonald's coffee was defective, claiming it was too hot and more likely to cause serious injury than coffee served at any other establishment"
>Defective coffee

you wot mate?

Do they stop the clock for situations like this if they did it during he game itself?

Because it would be retarded if they kept the clock running while they had to clean all that up.

i fucking hate my little soccer so much

why do you hate fun?

FUCK OFF KEKO

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Nah, it's literally played everywhere, that's what we called it in California too. Why you would want to give a pretentious name to an unofficial game where you just tackle the person with the ball is beyond me. What should it be called Yurop? 'Tackle the person in control of the ball'? It makes 10 year olds on the playground feel cool and edgy calling it that. Let them have fun Yurop

It's actually Yuropoors who 'hate fun'. Engaging in anything other than sitting completely still and staring directly at the game in progress is usually frowned upon. Unless it's dealing with their game of course

>Nah, it's literally played everywhere

Is that what your uncle told you?

Umm, no
Pretty sure my uncle wasn't in my grade at school. And since I'm not the user who brought the game up I think it's safe to assume it's pretty common

I guess you were going for a child molestation joke? Didn't really make sense but whatever. Child molestation is hilarious after all

the clock keeps going, but then the ref ads like 8m-15m extra of injured time

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Nah, I just like being a killjoy when someone makes an unoriginal joke that barely even makes sense

Autism.

Why are you bringing up Norway, are you retarded?

The only reason she had a case is because there has been 700 previous incidents regarding coffee being too hot and burning people. If McDonalds hadn't been retarded and done something about the previous complaints then she wouldn't have won. They made an interesting documentary about it recently.

>make shitty uncreative joke
>get response
>make another shitty uncreative joke

Wew lad, you're on a roll. Keep em coming

you said it doesn't matter where you are, and this an example of the most liberal laws in the country. You can't change the specifications as you see fit, my friend.

I would win that bet


also, how about this comprehensive piece of logic
sit down, you dumbfucks

It's kinda overplayed tbqh famalam. Especially over here.

I'm tired of it.

I remember there was one time in argie footy where a team was banned for using flares and their fans werent allowed in stadiums until the tournament was over.

That happened just a weeks before the derby and they were really mad about it. But then, those fans disguised as flares peddler with their opponent shirts. The banned fans changed the flares stickers for fakes ones so when the local team turned them on thinking they were their own colour, it actually was the banned team colours.
fucking niggers didn't even understand what was going on and start freaking out and punching each other
That was GOAT banter

>helps create a spectacle that intimidates opposition

Fucking tippity top fucking lel, home field is fucking irrelevant in soccer. Nobody is "intimidated," lmfao

>pyro

>home field is fucking irrelevant in soccer

Have you ever seen the statistics for home and away games and compared it?

By multiple people

>you call that a fire? THIS is a fire!

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>soccer is dumb tho lmao we have to let the world know

In every "soccer" thread, the burger army takes over.

We do not forget

why do women pretend to like football?

Why do you believe they're pretending?

It's not impossible that some women genuinely like football. It's all about the drama

and cute guys (:

Nah that's not enough to make women interested in sport. If that was the case a lot more men would watch women's sports and events like fashion shows

>Nah that's not enough to make women interested in sport

Yes it is.

It makes them fans of players, not fans of the sport. There are women who genuinely prefer the drama of football than fussing about who is cuter

Yeah it is. Men and women don't think the same way believe it or not, Babadulusomembay.

That sounds stupid, they should just stop the clock so they don't have to deal with extra time. Because can't a ref be biased and add as much as they deem fit which would benefit one of the teams?

I think it makes them fans of the sport, or sport in general, to the utmost capacity that those women can be fans, you know? It's all relative, fandom. Might be different in The UK but there's girls who like baseball, for example, because they like the player's butts. That's it.

Why are there more camgirls, female pornstars, female models, female singers/actresses that are hot than male equivalents? Because women dont care about looks as much as men do

>pack in the pakis
britbongistani plz

>Britbongs actually believe this.

autism/10