/heem/: what could have been edition

TODAY:

5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))

198 MAIN CARD

FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena

Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)

FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:

Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov

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first for womens heavyweight division

xth for STIPE MIOČIĆ THE NEW UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

reminder that weight classes were created by men to oppress women.

>fatties in bondage

my fucking dick

>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))


Is there anybody that thinks this looks good?

I was listening to an old Ronda Rousey interview with Sherdog from her Strikeforce days and I was surprised to learn that her did killed himself because he had a rare disease that would have turned himself into a vegetable rather than just because lifesux.

AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDD......STEEP MEE-OOSHISHHH!!

im eastern standard so it's fine for me tbqh

Stajp Miouček

THE VOICES CALLING ME

youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4

Ho has the biggest dick in MMA ? Uriah Hall ,Phil Davis , Cheick Kongo?

It doesn't need to look good, it just needs to tell people what time things are starting

For somebody who tries so hard you sure do a shit job.

why are you so buttmad
I see you in every thread

>I see you in every thread
you sound paranoid.

heeminder that goats recognise goats

holly holm

>buy a watermelon
>get home and cut it into pieces
>looks fucking delicious
>bite into it
>tastes like nothing

Fuck, I'm so bummed out lads...someone post some heems to cheer me up

Is Sletten really Dutch for slut?

Daily reminder PVZ's really name is Paige Sletten and her brother is a homosexual child molester.

that's why i eat strawberries right now Tyrone

Hoosimar... had a hard life

>literally the scat of berries
raspberries mixed with cranberries or gtfo

Paige's great great great grandma must have done some serious whoring around back in the day to earn her family the surname "slut".

what if... alistair's great great great grandpa and her...? maybe that'd explain the chimp thing

>strawberries
>literally the scat of berries
youtu.be/j0cdldRuFrU

...

...

absolute fucking pottery

B R A V O
N O L A N

sletten is norwegian, i thought norweigians were supposed to be good looking

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission

>yfw New York scenario happens

I like pronouncing his name like the first part of the word "stipend"

miesha tate has an ugly face

STYPE OR STEEP-AY

and you have an ugly brain

That's not a factor when she's sitting on mine.

I like her squinty face

shitty weather in zagreb, i'm hungover as fucking shit. i'm going to take a nap heem,see ya later.

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDVaP0j25c&feature=youtu.be

you should try giving up alcohol you won't get hangovers

Post ur current BOI in ever division
>Rose Namajunas
>Miesha Tate
>Kyoji Horiguchi
> Dominick Cruz
>Frankie Edgar
>Nate Diaz
>Rory MacDonald
>Steve Bossé
>Tom Lawler
> Fabricio Werdum

she looks like an anime when she laughs

anyone putting a cheeky fiver on Leslie Smith beating Cris Seaborg?

No. I'm not a degenerate gambler.

pray for me

i was thinking of putting a cheeky tenner tbqhwyf

i waste $400 a week gambling i haven't decided what i'm doing with the last of this week's, maybe powerball and florida lottery, i don't see how leslie smith wins

Stipe
Jones
Machida
Hendricks
Khabib
Edgar
>flyweight
Holm
Joanna

>flyweight
Dillashaw

Yep, pic related.

Cyborg caught some sort of robot AIDS to make 140.

she weighed in at 139 :^)

valerie lecoalburneresque

Fellow Tom Lawler fan yoooooo

Yep. Only looks halfway decent when she's caked in makeup. Her nose is pretty atrocious. She's a classic case of only being considered attractive because there are no other attractive women around.

>File name

Gabi Garcia

Scoggins
Lineker
Edgar
Cerrone
Diaz
Bisping
Jones
Rothwell
Claudia
Pena

sorry for delet. i put in aldo as my fw boy for some reason haha

That looks like a fun workout, but shouldn't a "professional" be moving faster?

Paige destroys the pads.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM

all those roids and rocked and dropped by a fake wrestler

Maryna Moroz
Valentina Shevchenko
Kyoji Horiguchi
Dominick Cruz
Charles Oliveira
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Mike Pyle
Gegard Mousasi
Ilir Latifi
Ben Rothwell

being a manlet must suck

mcgregor has the aesthetics but

>tfw internet was off for the last 24h and it just came back
I was starting to get afraid for 198 desu senpai

>Paige destroys the pads.

youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4

Why did he stop? Herb didn't call it off

is there anywhere I can bet on the fights online with a credit card?

this
also when will the UFC bring an end to the discriminatory policy of gender segregation
i've Ronda drop men in sparring Mike

...

bovada

Breen's article on the effects of the new UFC Weight Cutting rules was good
sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-The-Real-Skinny-on-the-UFCs-New-Weight-Cutting-Rule-104821

betdsi. here's a referral link

w-as.com/?f3Z9G

Actually being a lannklet is what sucks.
>poor blood circulation
>poor workout gains
>easy ko target
>etc etc

>internet was off

those god damn transatlantic cables

Dropped by an islander, the notoriously heavy hitting kind.
And Gabi came back STRONG.

nothing worse than an islander

god gabi has no technique

but you're never really alive in the first place if you're a manlet

Who lasts longer on a speedbag...Gabi or Honda?

...

None whatsoever
And she's not bringing the fight to the ground. And why would she ? She's just a bazillion time grappling world champion
Worst fite IQ ever desu

He thought he was Hunto.

fucking lanklet shits

What do the body language experts of /heem/ think of the Cyborg/Smith weigh-in staredown?

Cyborg is shook
Bet the barn on Smith

Oh wow Cyborg looks like shit
135 seems really difficult for her

I'm surprised a man that short hasn't killed himself.

i would be more scared to stareown with cyborg than with wanderlei.

>leslie keeping that distance
lel

>that stance

she's literally going to fucking die

fuck hunt

cyborg is going to literally kill leslie. hope dana isn't giving her chump change for this

cyborg is almost breaking, this weight cut must have been hell

that fake blonde ring girl was on drugs or had to piss

Glory last night was good ?
Not sure if I should watch it or not

sletten literally means ''sluts'' in dutch.

If cyborg didn't look this ugly, UFC would've created the featherweight division for her.

>that fake blonde ring girl
That's Jhenny you prick

based dutch
i hear you let losers legally commit suicide
what a great country

Take a timestamped pic in the mirror. I wanna see how fat you are.

where is the predictionbro?

>Jhenny

is that her stripper name? that's almost as bad as chad

>tfw want to start training BJJ and MT but have no energy to do anything thanks to cutting weight

how much does poopianny charge?