/brit/ Goes On A Mad Night Out Edition
/brit/
Scored a goal in football today lads
No girldem to see it tho
just finished my masters a few months ago, definitely worth it
me too, i remember being really exctied for normie shit as a 16-17 year old
now it seems like a very distant memory.
>tfw was friendless after the first year
mashed lads
>de gay
16th-18th house parties were the best but it's all about gaffs now
>Sitting down in an empty public bathroom stall taking a dump
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes football
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he rates Pogba
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"
Tell it to me straight, /brit/. Did I deserve that?
willy is engorging
I'm a total chad and go out all the time with my many chad mates and get drunk and have a great blast with my 8" cock. my mates totally talk to me all the time it's just I prefer to spend time here on /brit/ where people make fun of me for being a pathetic spastic even though I'm objectively an 11/10 with a 10" cock
could have fucked plenty of girls that all looked 10/10 but every time my 12" cock gets near the entrance of their fanny I realise they're only a 9.999/10 and my 14" cock goes soft immediately out of disgust that's why I'm still a Sup Forums virgin hahahahaha
pic related, me with one of the mentioned 9.999/10 girls
going out with the lads
they're going to fuck me so hard haha
>not going to >300 person uni house parties kitted out with ket, pill and balloon dealers
my dick is in orbit
/brit/ is a boring normie Facebook shithole nowadays
Won't be coming here anymore
Bored a hole in my drywall today lads
No girldem to see it tho
got my results in on monday
did very well. also got further in a few applications to high up places
hopefully this fucking shit of living at home will end soon
and i'll be back on the path of self improvement.
>tfw also have the job centre breathing down my neck making me come in everyday
wahey, he's got the ball
he's kicked the ball
he's only gone and put the ball in the back of the net
what a fucking legend
wooooo
football
it's dead exciting is football
GOIN' DOWN TO MARGATE
If you're a student I shan't be reading your post
You're basically a child
But where else will you go lad?
Where else is there for you to go?
I'm staying home.
>obviously pre-typed, long post which has been held in reserve until the new thread
did not read a single atom of this post you obsequious little cretin
I am no subject of the so called "queen". I bow to no monarch.
/brit/ is a general for failed/semi normies who have deleted their facebook accounts
2,1
/britfeel/
Had an excellent dream lads
Me and the lads were supposed to throw a bbq/party
Turns out for some reason we have kids and old people that have to come
So we think we cant have the rager we wanted
I say we can, we just need to have a bbq for the old and kids first then get our party started
Then i was grilling burgers and having a great time
Lads is this true Can you lie about Irish ancestry to get a passport
based jjb manager
blasting techno again lads
>mfw I know people who are still students at the age of 25
Pretty sad desu.
kay-on
too slow
>You're basically a child
Except you have Student loan money to spend on booze and there are lots of girls to have sex with.
It's literally fantastic. You should go. Just do a meme degree or whatever, worth it
It's time
Katie > Alex > new scouse bird > blonde Leeds lass > Scarlett
Can't believe I read that
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didn't read a word. you were close though
stay there you won't be missed
for you
puu
wonk
look at those legs though
no you have to have proof, especially now since the number of applications went through the roof after the brexit vote
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Am i the only one who heats beer before drinking it?
Just got 3 cans of Stella out the 'wave.
I read it
I regret the entire last minute of my life
going to stay here now just to spite you
how do you like dem apples
Why not check if you actually do have irish ancestry?
Which K-ON would you date lads? I'd pick Mio or Sawako.
(You)
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can't believe he got to shag claire abbott
girl on the right has a very white face around the cheeks/eyes, noticed this with a lot of girls on tinder as well
are they just shit at makeup?
Dan Blizerian is 5'5" lmao
wow she looks stunning!
gorgeous girly xxx
amazing!
incredible!!!
beautiful girl!!
>You will never go to a /brit/ pre-drinks
>You will never roll up smashed to the clubs and bars in a dozen taxis
>You will never stagger about and hit on girls with the lads you shitpost with every day
Mio would be a pain in the arse you'd have to initiate everything.
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had a few ciders
*walks into the thread*
*poops on the floor*
another friday night of shit tv, whiskey, /brit/ and sleeping pills. my life definitely did not turn out how i hoped it would aha
haha I was just falseflagging because I wanted you to stay :3
some prime feet on show
who /gogg/ here
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Watching comfy old films lads
suffering from stress incontinence
Yeah
Based Ed
yeah what a loser that guy is lmfao
fuck he's cute, I wouldn't trust myself around him
What even is gogglebox?
Honestly would
You guys are the only people in the world who could possibly understand me.
really makes me think
v good post
Alri lads
The British exchange student is asking if he can borrow one of my pint glasses for the house party tonight
Can I trust him? This is the same guy that nicks pints from the bar everytime we're down there
very cute lid ( '^')
I understand how you feel.
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i'm spraying shite out of my arse. i've been sat here the past 30 minutes
gonna be knocked out by 11 at this rate lads
8
Milton Keynes meetup when
pics of spray pls lad
ballbusting is the most dumbfounding fetish to me. how can one be turned on by such excruciating pain?
>there are normie cunts posting in /brit/ RIGHT NOW
I wonder what the true demographic of /brit/ is
half normies and half NEET spackers?
spray it directly into my mouth x
>the average hilary supporter
starting my binge drinking session, may interrupt it with a wank at some point
KEIRA tbqh
hu dat
good lad
keep getting the word 'calle' on the captcha lads, far more than any other word. what is calle?
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i had a dream that i had an evil twin brother who was trying to kill me and we were both little kids, and i was running away from him. i ended up in crazy steep mountains and i made a weird plastic shotgun to fire shotgun shells, but the shells were just 20 gauge bird shot so it didn't have much killing power
this
Bet your life on 100% latter
I'm very happy to announce that Emily and I are now engaged!
Even though she completely deserves having a ring put on it, she had no idea it was coming!
We went for a little walk around Center Parcs, and they had all the Christmas lights up, we got to this bridge that lead back to our hotel room and Emily was just saying how she would love us to make this sort of trip away a tradition, so I stopped her on the bridge and said that I'd like to make everything we do together into a tradition, dropped to one knee, pulled the ring box out and asked the question! - she thought I was joking for a second - then when she realised I was serious, the look on her face was priceless, never seen her so happy!
Emily's been the most amazing person to ever come into my life, she's stood by me through thick and thin! Marriage is for richer for poorer, in sickness and health, and she's already done all that!
I've never met a person who's so genuinely caring and thoughtful, even towards complete strangers! She's loving and compassionate, talented and determined! She's ambitious, she's driven, she's creative, she's fit, she's smart, she's gorgeous, she's rediculous and hilarious, but most of all, she's my soul mate and I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her!
There's about, what, 100 of us in total?
Would be an absolute rager of a night
what are you drinking