ASTROS @ RED SOX GAME 3 5/14/16

Noonball edition:
1-0 Blastros @ Top 1st
>Correa solo shot LF

I hope buttholes doesn't get fucked too hard

>its a clay buttholez sucks episode

>MLB pitcher
>still have childish monikers even at 31yo
Is this what being a RS fan is like?

Inb4 Buch goes autism mode 8 IP 9K 1 ER

>JBJ batting second

nice job farrell

>MLB pitcher

that's where you're wrong

disagree x10

this move is going to paralyse him and he's going to regress back to .150 now

I agree x10

Nevermind

Nice job farrell

JBJBJBJ

>believe

Hi drapper

When will the overshifting meme end for Astros?
So many gappers, kill yourself

I hope I'm wrong, I hope that hit is one of 3 today

Still have a bad feeling

omfg

Hey pal

>Dr. Wraper

FUCKING LOL

>all these 1st inning runs

AND THEYRE OFF

Time for a grand slam

Dubs get

Grand salami

Hey, if things actually happen every inning for once..
Fuck it, it'll be a good game Soxbros.

...

>Hanley

Faggot

...

>cuckstros

the camera angle for the pitches in fs1 is objectively the best for baseball

>ValbueNO doesn't force-out at 3rd
>throws out bricklegs way ahead of the plate
why

THAT IS FOR PAPI HOMERS ONLY

>not wanted for the last pitch of inning

>when i was a kid i would bring my glove t the ballpark

Exacto

>30 pitches in the first inning
I'm okay with this

>walking in a run
I seriously hope you don't do this

>it's a 1st inning goes for a half-hour+ episode

STOP

>cuckston cuckstros
>cuckrea best cuckstop in based ball
>my fukn sides

wew lad

Why the fuck is that piece of shit not in the minors

>bases loaded
>score 1 run
>off a walk
this is the memiest game if I've ever seen one

>meme games

m8
if you about them memes you gotta tune into the cubes game

It's only gonna get to a higher, more memey Scoville rating from here bud
>game involving Astros, away
>not being complete strange retardation all the time
Rarely happens:
Take last night for example

Get used to it fag, also the Papi reaction face was never exclusively for Papi, that's some dumb rule that was made up later

Thanks X, thanks for that baserunner

It's your fault

ValbuAYYYYYYna actually gets a solid leadoff hit
>Tucker jammed for 1st out, DESU BAKA DH SENPAI

Xander, amateur hour over here

holy fuck clay's innings are always so fucking long

don't be so autistic pal

Calm down

>team running around like a circus giving each other their sunglasses in the middle of an inning
control your team John

...

Can't someone just kill Clay? Kill him, take the burden of choice away for bringing up Owens, free up some money

Owens is worse than Clay right now

>not walking Altuve

John, are you asleep?

my 999 year old grandmother is worse than clay and his stupid fucking rat tail ball bustin bull shit

Literally impossible

Owens has a better chance of coming into his own than Buttholes does of not being a dumpster fire

did you mean to say better

>Boston

Why did they give clay another start

maybe he'd pitch better if he changed his stupid fucking haircut

>Bombston

yes i did
i'm really frustrated

Clay needs to be assaulted by an angry pack of fans so he wont start anymore, Farrell can't be trusted to do what needs to be done

...

full blown aids. fuck you clay.

>Buchholz

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA he is so fucking bad.

GODAMMIT BUTTHOLZ

GRANDE SALAMI

unbelievable

I just don't get it anymore, his career is over and has been for 2 years

>Clay needs to be assaulted by an angry pack of fans

Stay classy Bombston

>it's a Buttholez singlehandedly loses the game episode

Enjoy 5th place again Bombston

Tahts a sausage

A clay buchholtz sucks saudage

BUCHHOLZ IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

LITERALLY FUCK OFF FOREVER CLAY YOU HUMAN PIECE OF GARBAGE

bucky the FUCKY is outta here

the monday-thursday days off this upcoming week will get him out of the rotation

trade him for some nobody and get it over with

BYE RAT FUCK STUPID FACE

SPRINGER
D I N G E R
SALAMI #2

wtf was springer yelling at in the dugout

filtered

he had a 3.26 ERA last year

i know he got hurt again, but he was actually good most of the time when he was pitching

he looks fucking done now though

Buttholez needs to go full cheat mode or he is done forever

Clay has never had a complete season with an ERA below 4

>"that's a juicy salami"

I actually hope he dies, I am praying that he leaves his child and wife without a father and husband

I want to wake up tomorrow and read the news about the method in which he took his own life

I want him to die, in my heart of hearts

lets go mookie

you could have stopped at

>Clay has never had a complete season

This meme game is indeed spicy

>Cuckrea

CMON JBJBJBJBJBJ

>nobody wearing sunglasses
they couldn't meme any harder if they tried

Stay mad bostcuck

clay pls get off the dugout ipad

OVERCONFIDENCE
IS

>responding to a filter

literally pointless

>that image

sorry but this board is 18+, reported

I don't get it, Farrell will bench Sandoval for being fat, but wont bench Clay for being the worst SP in the majors

>'''''''''''''''''''''experts'''''''''''''''''''''' actually picked the Red Memes to win the division

One of those games you just want to turn off but it's only the 3rd

Literal slapstick baseball
This fucking noonball memeing is too much

I think clay in s pitching bad because of his shitty hair cut

>this interview

Might as well be talking to a fucking robot, this guy has the personality of a 2X4

This is the Red Memers and the Assmemes
At Boston
>anything can happen

when the fuck does e-god get back