/brit/

Australia edition

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good edition

About to do a wank to interracial porn lads.

does anyone know what those stars represent or is the meaning lost in mythology?

just did a wank lads

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wtf i hate otters now!

v. efficient lad

Janny might appear

it just looks cool

>Britain

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FOUR WORLD CUPS AND ONE CAR-RACE

>Australia
Absolutely disgusting

I saw that day,
Lost my mind
Lord, I'm fine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine

me in the mouth

Southern Cross

It's their Big Dipper

>too tall to be a jockey or cox
>too short to play anything else

jkmn

Black chicks white dicks is a god tier fetish, conquering the primitive natives

what's estonia like lad?

mans gotta eat

does this have a political meaning behind it?
Are Trump and Farage the Crazy Frog, and are the people trying to get him the Media, Left, and Political establishment?

wish I was someone else

not entirely sure what this means

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deep

One world war is equal to three world cups, and one world cup is equal to two car races

why

Comfy

eminem only rapper not to rap about bitches cars and money we need more rappers like him

What about being someone else is appealing to you mate? Way I see it, you'd still be you, just you in a different body. What's so wrong with your body mate?

going to bed

bluetooth me that lad

just bought this x

vorderman's drinking pig's cum lads

you're healthy and 1st world

count your blessings

So called Islamic State

screeching at this

imagine everyone in a school walking around pinging

>Been camping here for hours waiting for this cunt to come out of his cover
>He thinks I'm asleep
>Jumps out of his cover for a last mad dash to the Iron Curtain to escape my punishment
>Reach out and touch somebody
>Sniped him at the optimum height of his ascent
>Kevlar protects him but he is crippled and knocked down
>Hover the reticule over his head while he fumbles with his pistol
>Pull the trigger
>Brains explode

dude weed molly xanax lmao

t. generic yank rapper

Post your worst attempt at a compliment without any context.

...

accidentally opened powerpoint, closed it and then opened it again

on an absolutely mad one tonight haha

#fffffridaynight #blog

what's wrong with his body is its too far away

for the gf?

seep tite

the grand tour more like the grand shit

>Oh you do? Same reason you don't have a beard, I suppose h-haha

Lads say you take the 26 individual posters in this thread and get them all to have a wank and cum into a glass so you have all 26 different loads in one glass, would you drink it all for £5,000?

recommend some series, lads

let's go back back to the days of snapback caps before steve jobs was the real big mac

>Fuck deez otha niggas
>I'll be right be urside
>till three thousand an five
>hol up

>5 grand

fuck no

stranger things

FAILSWORTH MENTIONED

taking vocaroo requests for one night only

house needs a new roof, could do with that 5k so yeah go on then. wank those willies

3 fucking seaxes

>the grand tour more like the grand shit

>for the gf?
no for me

See

his new music is actually really impressive desu
he's ditched the rapping altogether it seems

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try 15k

"RE'Y FOR SUM BANGIN TECHNOW LADS"

ASK WHO THE MANDEM

>No basketball Americans must surely be a plus? Britain has a comfier feel to it as well, everything is closer, there are old buildings, good for christmas, would be better if it bloody snowed though.

I do find a good evening in a country pub with a fire quite pleasant, though I'd rather just be home. At this point, being in Britain just makes me feel cramped and dirty. I find the states much more comfy.

hoped so

episode 1 of Grand Tour was basically Top Gear on steroids without the comfy aspect

phones back then just call me with a sim no bbm we were barely texting face off ting, 5 1 10

THE
ROYAL
AIR
FORCE

hello I would like one gf please

are you ready for the ruffneck bass

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes ;3

>2 shots
get good

Might be able to get an enjoyable and nicely-paid job in Bristol, but that's where the ex-gf lives and I vowed that I would never see her again. Difficult decision desu :S

good memories

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anymore for anymore

i hate the daily mash but they summed it up pretty perfectly tbqh

>Men stay up all night to watch twat drive car

>BRITAIN’S pathetically excited dads stayed up all night so they could watch Jeremy Clarkson drive a car.

>Millions of fathers across Britain put on their best pair of jeans and stayed up past midnight, further eroding any respect they may have had from their partners and children.

“He kept saying ‘The boys have still got it,’ while shaking his head in admiration, and asked if I wanted to watch the opening sequence which was ‘like something from Mad Max’.”

>She continued: “At half-five I heard him on the phone to one of his mates marvelling at the budget, and when I came down for breakfast he was watching them reviewing a Ferrari for the fourth time.

>“Jesus fucking Christ.”

>Peter Hollis said: “I’m just so relieved that I like it. I don’t really have anything else to live for.”

>get good
I have headshotted a driver in a moving vehicle while it was jumping off a ramp.

Don't tell me to get good. You need to get on my level.

>enjoyable and nicely-paid job
>in Bristol

Not likely laddo

I ASKED YOU

TO DANCE AT

THE DISCO

BUT YOU SAID NO

moaning sounds pls

piss off you yank twat, stop trying to fit in

then why are you in /brit/ you runt?

don't turn down a job because a woman lives in the city you fucking pussyole

who cares if you walk past her one day, just ignore her

I agree

Camp was ok, it had a few good songs but it was pretty aggressive (which I understand)
Because the Internet was better, had more songs I liked and was headed in a good direction
Kawaii was dope af and I can listen to that on repeat

I'm not sure when this was released but it's amazing: soundcloud.com/vegamusicbeats/childish-gambino-pound-cake

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

i'm old school like 7 inch vinyl i believe in the 10 year cycle where music comes music goes

LLF

type em out

If you aint from Hull you're a paki

Because I was born and raised a Brit

Don't have to fit in, lad. I'm one of you.

thx

cat's on the lap lads

>if you don't live in literally the worst place in the british isles you're not from the british isles
fuck off you pikey twat

>it's a "dad rings you up from the pub asking you to settle a dispute between him and his friends" episode

ah yes

stroke that pussy for me

What would a fucking yank know about Bristol? In fairness though I do have very little interest in moving there, although all the normie people my age say it's one of the best cities for young people in the country.

I was depressed for a couple of years after the breakup, did not handle it at all well desu. Had to completely delete her on all social media and get the discipline not to ever view anything of hers again. Might all be alright now, but equally could fuck things up again if she gets back into my life somehow.

r8 my lunch

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i got a bit of poo on my finger while wiping and it looked like really fluffy chocolate so i tasted a little of it and it was fucking disgusting

gonna learn auld lang syne for news eve so i look someone who knows tradition

nice voice btw x

I'm enjoying The Crown but didn't quite appreciate Prince Phillip telling the Queen she could "get on her knees" with her smirking in response. Why do Netflix turn everything to filth?

*squirt squirt*

Hehe i shot you with my gun

grew up in the ghetto university lads

ITS FUCKING RETRO HOURS, SENPAITACHI.
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