5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic) (((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST))) 5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo) (((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE) Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL) Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
reminder that what started the Ngannou meme was Rogan's boypussy quivering in his presence
Jordan Watson
>there are "people" in this thread who don't root for the immortal matt brown
Jonathan Nguyen
>training in a bathing suit
wat
James Flores
Fuck off faggot, go fuck a muslim
John Lee
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
Jack Murphy
>It's a night time UFC
Luke Price
Then go live in east siberia and it'll be morning time UFC
Anthony Price
Wew lads, you carnivorous third worlders sure get riled up at the thought of someone sustaining themselves in a way which doesn't involve the slaughter of animals!
I hope you fellas at least don't eat red meat more than once a week. Remember, try to keep pork at a minimum, chicken is okay to eat but try to eat the leaner cuts, and limit your fish intake unless you'll be eating smaller, vegetarian fish that are low on the food chain.
Welp, happy heeming! :-)
Jason Collins
just ate two steaks
Dominic King
post body
Benjamin Diaz
>Ngannou cucking is a meme >Pat Barry cucking is reality
Isaac Miller
I humanely heem all my animals before I slaughter them
Hunter Ward
grow up bruv
Brayden Hernandez
>try to keep pork at a minimum
Eli Taylor
I`d heem you so hard
Leo Kelly
I'm grilling 2.5lbs of steak tonight for myself along with some sautéed mushrooms and asparagus.
Cooper Evans
just for you im gonna order a full meat pizza at night
Tyler Scott
How can you heem Mat if I heem you Pat?
Owen Barnes
Can vegetarians eat ass?
Juan Sanchez
barry thinks he's black?
Oliver Mitchell
would you?
Ethan Ward
>mfw some autistic permavirgin mod is handing out bans for bunda just hours before 198
Be careful /heem/
Connor Johnson
>ATM >ever
Sick degenerate fuck
Caleb Reyes
>vegetarian fish U wot m9
Michael Thompson
just woke up, sup heem?
Asher Thomas
Oh Pat, you probably had a great-great-great grandpa who was half black and you feel obligated to run with that mantle
Isaiah Bennett
...
Henry Young
not a fucking chance, red flags everywhere
Cameron Adams
one natural as fuck, the other made up for tv show recording.
can't be compared these photos.
Jacob Foster
Nigella is my celeb crush. Her and Christina Hendricks.
Dylan Smith
Absolutely I would
I just hope you keep us updated as she fucks up your life
>Pat Barry idk even though Pat Barry was the one with the last word he still lost the argument and made himself look like a idiot. P.S who ever wrote that is hilarious
Isaac Johnson
Yep!
Haha, okay! But remember that most meat toppings are fatty and involve a lot of processing with nasty chemicals like nitrates. Just be aware of what you're putting into your body haha!
Wow that sounds great! I'd like to grill but it's raining today.
It's generally a good idea to limit pork intake to 2 times a week at maximum. Not as important as limiting your beef intake however.
That's good to hear!
I mean fish that sustains itself on a vegetarian diet, as these fish usually contain a lot less heavy metals than carnivorous fish.
Not really a fair comparison, since genetically Nigella is predisposed to being much more attractive than the woman on the left. You can see with her bone structure that the woman on the left is quite unsymmetrical. Furthermore, Nigella's picture is professionally taken to enhance her beauty while the picture on the left is just taken at some sort of press event.
Luke Green
that woman on the right could legit pass for like 32 maybe if you didn't spend so much time working so hard on adding to the OP your thread might have gotten posted in time faggot lmao
Ayden Jenkins
I don't like Lenny Kravitz
Gavin Watson
White women age like milk. What else is new?
Evan Roberts
i like your good taste bro
Aiden Allen
lol tyrone, so angsty
Brayden Edwards
Realistically, considering the fighters who are fighting, how many PPVs do you think UFC 198 will sell?
Blake Allen
however many Cain vs Werdum did +150k
screencap this
Nathan Smith
it's Angela Magana
Jaxson Peterson
It was actually too long so I lost time deleting stuff. Another day another lesson.
Josiah Hughes
where does /heem/'s jealousy of schaub come from? is it his big dick, successful podcast and hot gf?
Wyatt Nguyen
dude you put so much effort into stuffing OPs that you make them too long
that's impressive
only time I've ever ran into that is when I copy pasted 12s instead of like six
Justin Smith
thx for the heads up britbro
Bentley Wright
Thanks
Daniel Parker
>I now remember Colin Fletcher
Josiah Thomas
Hey heem, what happens if heroin comes into contact with your skin?
Ayden James
lel I'm just giving you a (You) for shits
Anthony Roberts
JOE BTFO
Matthew Hernandez
His mother is (apparently) black.
Occasionally, you can find some mulattos who are so light that they look white. Frank Trigg is also supposed to be half black.
Asher Bell
kek
Jackson Sanchez
open the bamma stream, illegal elbows in the back of the head
Carson Gutierrez
You get ebola
Sebastian Roberts
wow those elbows were fucking nasty. what a dick
Bentley Sanders
It's also worth noting that most half blacks seem to do their damnedest to look as white as they can
Christian Morris
>elbows so strong they brought out the oxygen mask
I love British MMA
Jonathan Green
lmao, fucking rogaine.
Gavin Brooks
what does being high feel like
Robert Hughes
/heem/
Connor Lewis
What the fuck? He sees that someone has domesticated a buffalo and he wonders who out there wants to fuck it?
That wouldn't even come close to entering my mind...
Rogan is so goddamned weird.
Gavin Wright
like wet sandbags
Caleb Rogers
>That wouldn't even come close to entering my mind...
That's because your mind is closed, inefficient, unimaginative and pathetic.
Christopher Ortiz
It's like the opposite of a headache.
Asher Stewart
No shit, it's a big brown bull, of course he thinks about that
Jason Thomas
it's like a pedophile saying "you know there's at least one guy looking at that 8 year old and wondering if he could fuck her."
Kevin Nelson
...
Jayden Gray
It's not really just half blacks, tons of dark skinned Africans use skin lightening cream. Hell, Ivory Coast imposed a nation-wide ban of its sale last year.
