/heem/ - werdoom vs steepay

TODAY:

5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))

198 MAIN CARD

FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena

Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)

FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:

Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov

"old"
Thread theme song: none

MMA Digest update: youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ

>198 Embedded
Episode 1: youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
Episode 2: youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
Episode 3: youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI
Episode 4: youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE
Episode 5: youtu.be/lXAFLBnsmSM

>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8
Jacare vs Belfort: youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8

>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw
Jacare vs Okami: youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU
Jones vs DC: youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Cain vs Werdum: youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Miocic vs Del Rosario: youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Almeida vs Pickett: youtu.be/Laa-WQXn2vc
Garbrant vs Brimage: youtu.be/v416SuNEqYE

black people are rapists

Joey Salads

i like this thread better

what is the /heem/ speak info?

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Yes?

Brendan Schaub.

LOL

foxsports doing their harley davidson shilling segment

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thicc

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What's the Heemspeak address lads?

boobjob when

This desu

bump

[spoiler] Divison [/spoiler]

Werdum was a good champ. He has disgusting jujitsu. But he got old, just like Fedor.

Once Miocic puts out overeem i want to see that rematch with struve..

That fucking Cyborg fight took like 3 seconds. I literally alt tabbed to check my skype and I came back and Cydick was praying to heysoos

SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS

>>SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS

That fucking Miocic knockout though

I thought I saw him go wobbly and for a second I thought "What? Is Werdum going to knockout Miocic?"

Then Werdum drops to the canvas like he's plank from Ed Edd n Eddy

McGregor falls to Diaz
Werdum falls to Miocic

Is Kickboxing a meme, /heem/?

Are Brazilians sports cuckolds?

1-7 World Cup
Silva
Aldo
Werdum

Their Sup Forums heroes always surrender to and get dominated by the BWC. Am I missing any other Brazilian sports cuckoldry?

Brazil is stil the biggest WC winner.

Skype is a non-free program which does not respect your digital freedoms

congratulations

It's what this bad man will do to you when he finds you on your lonesome in a cold dark alley

Chaels face is the most American face i've ever seen

Why are they wearing so much makeup?

good desciption senpai

What's that one guy's problem with Brazil anyways?
Produced more MMA legends than the rest of America combined

either chael or brian stann desu

wew lad
you're forgetting about the natty goats

Nah, Plank still has a better chin then all Hues

old

post yfw Barberena-Lawler 5 round bloody warfare

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Barberena gasses after 2 rounds. He'll be Dada by the 5th.

>rare /heem/ flag posting some stupid shit and nothing else
You're talking to a proxyfag son

How does Lawler beat the steroid tests?

That's literally a permanent ban, if true. Do you have the confidence to file a report?

Everyone would say once again Barberena would have no chance like they always do and then watch him get the upset (i wish)

He doesn't take steroids.

i think he used them early in his career to build a base muscle that he maintains natty somehow

I am not a proxy you stupid fuck

I just post here only before/on/after cards

It's an IQ test. Plenty of stuff you can take before bed that's undetectable before USADA shows up at 6am.

Are there lots of fightfans in Greece?

>Admitting you post from a third world country

reminder that barbarina is taking over in 2016

THE MEME KILLER

just keep your t levels high but below the treshold.
it's probably doable

lawler can do no wrong after he schooled hendricks

Brian Stann I'd say. He looks like the default character in a generic Ameribro fps.

Is it too early for a new thread?

no mainly because of the timezone

there are some mcgregor bandwagoners here an there but very few people follow the cards systematically

also I'm pretty sure there are 0 people that have bought a fightpass

pretty sure the the average greek still lives much more comfy than the average Murikan.

stay cucked to the corps and the Jews son

he even has the haircut. Holey moley

>Barbarina becomes a top 15 WW and a top 10 LW when it's all said and done
>looking back we realize Sage had to fight this madman in his second UFC fight and actually won the first round before succumbing to his strep throat
>Northcuck meme officially ends

It all works out

EFN is live in 1 bong 45 bings / 2 bangs 7 bungs

His nose is too squished from fighting though.

Could barberena beat Mcgregor?

lads, whats the name of this Brazilian interpreter? He seems bro as fuck.

yes

110% yes screenshot this post

>stipe miocic is the world heavyweight champion

what a joke fucking division. what a shit fucking sport.

Chael is a handsome lad desu

Unironically probably.

calm down fabricio jr

Remember when people liked Shayna Baszler ~10 years ago?

you now realize that HW is worse than the mighty manlet division.

Looks like a high test Trudeau desu

>you now realize they are the same age but with drastically different strength of résumés

no

>be werdum
>charge chin first throwing the little kid arm punches

the absolute MADMAN

Middleweight is also worse than flyweight. Vitor, Silva, and Bisping are all in the top 5 lololol

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Were you watching MMA 10 years ago?

the flyweight division is good mighty mouse is just leagues above everyone

>bisping

delet. he's gonna be champ by the end of the year

True. McGregor can only beat manlets and Barberena regularly beats opponents far more athletic and skilled than he is.

Is that the fat cunt retard Mark Hunt?

Yep. It's pretty deep too. Having Sergio Pettis in your 10 spot isn't too shabby.

that's what he usually does
typically in the past his chin has held up at least enough to switch into bjj mode

if they were far more athletic AND skilled i don't think they would lose :^)

>jessica penne in wife tier
>no jinh yu frey or mackenzie dern

questionable tier list tbqhf@m

no, i dont watch it now either

is it just me or the brazilians are losing chin at an alarming rate.

Bisping is not even close to weidman who is a good chunk worse than rockhold I believe

Oh look, he's new to this """sport"""

This is true. Bisping doesn't have a path to victory against Weidman or Rockhold. He can't overwhelm them with volume or pressure.

i've unironically been watching since the mid 90s (for free)

probably as long as you've been alive :^)

He'd have to point box them for 5 rounds.

We've probably been watching for the same time then. My dad used to rent UFCs on VHS tape.

No Rose or Paige bad list

souza vs bisping next then?

who's the anime on the top left?

That actually sounds pretty hype but I doubt Bisping would agree to it

where is bunda cohea?

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i guess i need an ironic list then.

Gabi Garcia

she looks like a fat vietnamese boy who just dodged a napalm strike

>WMMA list
>no Gina Carano

are you even trying