Mfw trying to watch a soccer game

>mfw trying to watch a soccer game

How is something so dull so popular? Is it because its materials are cheap? The simple rules? One of the side effects of colonialism?

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Here's a twist for you OP. It's not just that euros have low standards. They actually believe that soccer IS exciting and our sports are NOT. It's like backwards day, but every day.

>try to watch american football
>80% is advertising

>mfw American sports are only for nigs

>americuck "sports"

it's nothing for the typical American attention span for sure

You're focusing too much on goals.

Soccer is about two teams struggling to keep possession long enough for a goal to occur. A goal is bringing order from chaos, and the chaos is what's exciting.

>jogging around is chaos
the fuck

Football plays are chaos, soccer is not. The only time it is, is right before or after an actual shot on goal. The rest is just boring buildup that is all ordered, not chaos.

>mfw trying to watch boreball

But its not dull

>mfw trying to watch beisbol

Oh look, this thread again.

Obviously you're right, America. The world's favourite game is dull and your containment sports are exciting. That's why only you watch them, because only America is man enough to take the heart-stopping thrills of standing, squeaking and advertising.

>Football plays are chaos, soccer is not

>"Football"

How can you say that with a straight face?

Commercials are breaks where you can talk about the exciting play that just happened

Maybe it's not as exciting as riding kangroos and dodging box jellyfish but it works for us

Some people outside the states don't have ADHD.

>this flag
>this opinion
gtfo

no hand eye coordination so any retard on the world can play

But we have AFL m8, which has more play time than advertising

>soccer doesn't require skill

Wow

Except Americans, apparently

>hand eye coordination easier than foot eye coordination
amerifat education

The advertisements in Australian football are superimposed on the field itself during broadcasts.

To be fair, judging purely from the brains of current and former American Football players, chaos would be a good word for that sport.

youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68

Would you call this dull?

huh

Bet you $5 he watched a shit mlels match and wrote off the entire sport because of it.

OP not all sports require muscular black men in order to be interesting, please look past your obsession with beefcakes and maybe you'll see

>please feed me more semen oh great yuro leaders
>look im not like him I know that EPL is superior

the "excitement" is just getting your hopes up for the small chance the offense doesn't fuck up

football is pretty much the only sport worth giving a fuck to be honest (t b h)

True.

mlels is shit
MLB, NHL, and NBA regular seasons are essay too long
The rest of the world is irrelevant

The NFL is literally the only league worth caring about

>mfw trying to watch a baseball game
How is something so dull so popular?

>essay
waaay*

Im not American

EPL isn't superior but it's the most unpredictable league for sure

>american """""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""

>The rest of the world is irrelevant

This is why you're so fat that maggots start breeding inside of you.

chaosandpain.blogspot.de/2014/10/your-fat-is-unequivocally-your-fault-5.html

>It's an Americunt can't into football episode

1-1 in Soccer
>Ugh, who can stand this shit?
6-6 in Football
>How exciting and close!

Just a reminder that fighting is the only REAL sport.

> judges decide who win

not different than synchronized swimming m8

Underrated post!!!

Oh look it's this thread again

because poor people can play it all you need it 4 rocks and a dead animal to play it

>Passing the ball and running is dull
>niggers collide, gain few "yards" then take a 20 min break isn't

I'm so confused.

>Soccer is boring
>If you can't sit down and watch a baseball match you have ADHD

They should make the teams start with 3 points already and make each goal worth 3 points.

Dont bother. America is slowly coming to accept that their sports arent very good. Thats all this is about.

>How is something so dull so popular?

The highs of football beat every other team sport into oblivion.

Football is the crack cocaine if sports. Yes being a crack head is grim most of the time, and miserable, but that epic full on rush is why you keep doing it.

In contrast NFL is a shite pricey legal high with odd side effects.

I saw watching NFL once and one of the little nigs got the ball and just deliberaly ran it out of play, then he did a little dance and his teammates came and congratulated him, then it went to a break.

I couldn't beleive what I was watching.

>I couldn't beleive what I was watching.
>I couldn't understand what I was watching.

Fixed it for ya.

>Is it because its materials are cheap?
Never understood this argument. You can play american football with nothing but a ball as well.

As if a commercial break is any different than watching players jog around for 5 minutes. I'd figure you Europeans would at least appreciate the tactics and strategy that goes into football but apparently it's all over your heads

>people literally look forward to the commercials and talk about them during the game

Chances of something interesting happening in an ad break: 0

Chances of something interesting happening in 5 mins of football: 6/10

For literally one game in the entire season because they are usually very clever/funny

>flopping
>interesting

I'd rather watch kids play four square

A lot of thought goes into building and running a machine that makes underpants, that doesnt make the machine in any way entertaining

I agree, soccer is in no way entertaining

Zzzzing

...

>observing the moral turpitude of the hispanic race
>not oddly fascinating

sheeeit

btfo

>muh ad break

Get some self respect m8.

Well let's see

American Football requires pads, the ball, the uprights, and a field

Soccer requires a ball and whatever junk poor people want to use as "goals"

Baseball requires a diamond, mitts, balls, bats

Soccer requires absolutely no gear whatsoever, you can play barefoot in the slums of Cairo (personal experience)

Basketball requires the ball, hoop/hoops

Soccer requires no better alternatives

Face it, the only reason it is global is because it is so accessible to 3rd world shitholes, they make balls out of inflated condoms FFS

superb owl commercials are great, it's a fact of life

kek

This. This is the exact reason why I'm more drawn to soccer. I still like American football but damn why a soccer team makes a goal it's such a celebration and relief.

>Face it, the only reason it is global is because it is so accessible to 3rd world shitholes, they make balls out of inflated condoms FFS

It's not our fault you're shit at marketing.

>Face it, the only reason it is global is because it is so accessible to 3rd world shitholes, they make balls out of inflated condoms FFS

Isn't this a good thing though?

>commercials are great

W E W
E
W

You can play handegg with a rolled up jumper

If you're OK with settling for an inferior activity I guess

In a perfect world there would be no poverty and people could finally admit that other sports are more fun because they could actually try them for once

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Nobody plays your sports cos they are shit m8

breh in the states we have all the sports, there is a reason we choose soccer least

because you're autistic

>no pads
>no uprights
>no field markings

>only a ball

youtu.be/pNmnMPZiUMc

QUICK LET AFRICA KNOW SAVE THEM FROM SOCCER

>there is a reason we choose soccer least

Because you are butthurt ABEs.

pick up football =/= football

pick up soccer is pretty much exactly professional soccer, pick up football is a bunch of idiots just chasing each other around, closer to soccer really

There is only one way to score in soccer. There is 5 ways to score in football. You'd have to be a fucking moron not to be able to figure out why the numbers are what they are instead of 1.

Lol. Ok m8

>pick up soccer is pretty much exactly professional soccer

Never noticed that full 67 yard pitch with markings, corner flags, goals, refs, and 30,000 people down my local park

because we took your simple boring game and transformed it into a complex war game

Rugby is shit and boring. Agreed.

>you in charge of knowing the history of your own sports

U wot?

Rugby evolved from soccer you retard, and American Football evolved from both

>your own sports
I dont own any sports

Aye. So your shit sport is a child of another shit sport whereas mine isnt. Stay fat and stupid.

>your sport is shit and mine isn't haha ur dumb

solid

rugby is 50x more fun to watch than soccer

honestly how did you guys fuck that up so badly, you picked the wrong sport to promote

>soccer
>boring
>simple, yet Euros complicate it with Away Goals and other shit
>incompetent reffing
>diving generally accepted as part of the sport
>no ref. accountability
>no Instant Replay
>clock does not count down to 0
>clock doesn't stop
>no time outs
>no buzzer beaters
>limited substititions
>arbitrary "injury time"
>too many worthless amateur teams
>too many shit competitions
>main organization (FIFA) corrupt as fuck
>sport operates year-round
>too many nations have soccer as its only sport

btfo

Therefore hoverboard rock-paper-scissors > American football

>taking literally the entirety of the rest of the planet combined in order to compete with american sports

You people are beyond pathetic

>>no buzzer beaters

what did he mean by this?

>Americans will fight this logic brought to them by Coors Light

hehe

But I don't promote any sport

>compete

funny way of saying miles more important

Are these supposed to be negatives?

>one of these threads again

You guys are all lonely, pathetic retards.