LA DOYERS vs STL TARDINALS

Dodgers vs Cardinals
>Yasiell Puig Edition

Kazmir vs Martinez

Diaz looks Buster Posey's younger less successful brother

>Kazmir finally looking elite

WHOLE NEW BLUE

>kazmir pitching
>hasn't given up any runs yet

we may have a shot boys

>"Cardinals spinning their wheels or whatever birds do when they can't get off the ground"

kek I love vinny

Hitting comes alive:
>Pitching goes to shit

Pitching becomes elite
>Can't hit a damn thing

I love how after the Mets choked in the World Series they were all:

>"Muh Tejada's leg"

and yet he winds up on the Cardinals bench the next season

Damn Chase Utley is an attractive man.

Every game I'm mirin'

>finally a ball is going straight to crawford and for once it wont go over his head
>he sprints in as fast as he can so it almost goes over his head anyway
can't we just like, trade him to the padres and offer to pay his whole salary. that's worked before

>its a dodgers lose episode

On the bench behind someone who might be the worst fielder in history too

BASED AGON
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not gay but I want daddy chase to finger my boypussy

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>15 innings later still talking about musial
i miss nomar and orel

you uncultured swine

faggot

Seager doesn't want to get shown up by Diaz on worst fielding SS I guess

goddammit Seager.

work on your fucking fielding.

He makes an error every game

Occasional reminder that the only team in the NL West (and only team in California) not good enough to win a pennant in 27 years is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

thanks bud.

maybe we'll win it this year

maybe not

either way you're a cocksucker.

>shitty fielder
>subpar batter
>noodle arm
please stop playing crawful

As soon as based Dre gets back, Crawford will be traded for a bag of broken bats and a pop-up toaster

Kazmir seems like an easygoing bro you could have a beer and watch football with.

I think all the stuff he's been through would make him pretty down to earth.
(from being an All-Star to playing in Atlantic League of Professional Baseball...back to being an All-Star)

TYBKAZ

If only
Playtime will be
40% crawford
30% ethier
10% each to trayce/kike/vansmash

Ideally it's ethier against RHP and Trayce against LHP

>pitching coach is 5'5 300 pounds
no wonder this guy sucks

Spic-tinez looks pissed kek

Ideally, yes. Realistically, it'll be Crawford and Kendrick

>101 mph

holy shit he's pissed

actually got a hit with RISP

SEAGER CLUTCH NOW

WE RISP NOW

I hate the cardinals but Molina is so based.

I hope Yazmani turns out like him

>not using the right image

WORST DODGERS OF THE 2000'S
1. Brandon League
2. Milton Bradley

who else?

Alex Wood

>Martinez coming out after 5

light 'em up boys

Wood pitched a nice game his last start.

Mat Latos was way worse for us last year.
(though he's ironically doing really well this year)

Andruw Jones

And just when I managed to wipe League from my mind

>Mat Latos
God, that whole trade was a fucking disaster

Nomar Garciaparra

Pretty much any somewhat known name the doyers got in a trade the last few years have been shit. kendrick is prob the exception though what little he's played this year hasn't been so hot.
it's all the literal whos that have been great

>the city of Moss

2015 Matt Latos

>MOUND POUNDING

Brian Wilson
>was good for two and a half months

Jim Edmonds on the Cardinals TV cast seems like a total bro. He also has a smokin wife 10+ years younger than him.

That cantina song on the organ

Got a 405 Walker in the Fridge is it any good was thinking about enjoying it for the last inning.

...

DINGERS

nice dinger

1. Home Whites
2. Spring Training/Batting Practice Blues
3. 1950s Greys
4. 1930s Greys
5. 2000s Greys "Dodgers"
6. Powder Blues
7. 2000s Road Grey "Los Angeles"
8. Camo

I have so many outdated Doyer images.

That;s exactly what i just popped open
prob my #2 fave beer, with #1 no longer stocked anywhere and prob ded

Should bring back the 1950's greys

KAZMIR IS ELITE

>Signing on a MLB team for a 1000 dollars.

He'll give up 5 runs in 4 innings next start.

Kazmir has lowered his ERA almost a whole run in this game alone.

Yeah, those are pretty sweet.

Aw man Kazmir

>Dave Roberts leaves fucking Wood in
>but takes out Stripling when he had a no hitter going

damn. so close to a CG :(

Still a good game for him- he just doesn't have the stuff to go more than ~100 pitches

>Wood

shit, I meant Kazmir. My point still stands.

>how great was it to get a win for *insert pitcher*
thats literally all this 3/10 ever asks
where rizzo b