Mario Gotze

Where will this cute little man sign? Will he stay? Go back to Dortmund? Join Klopp?

What's next for this unbelievably cute little man.

Dortmund don't want him, Liverpool don't really need him....maybe PSG or Chelsea?

When will manlets learn.

Liverpool have already put a bid in for him.

Tottenham

Embarrassing for soccer that a man of that stature is considered a professional athlete.

Chinese league

He's too out of shape to play in Poch's system imo, and his wages would be absolutely insane (he's currently on £150,000 a week at Bayern iirc).

I don't even understand why Liverpool wants him. He's a bust and an attentionwhore. Liverpool is the last place he wants to go.

Yeah I'm just shit talking, wages like that just wouldn't work

Because Klopp can make his lovechild great again.

Height 5'7

"""Athlete"""

Dier and Alli would probably bully the shit out of him too

Yes, running 7 miles over 90 minutes is generally seen as more athletic than having fat niggers clatter into each other for a couple minutes in between 3 hours of adverts.

götze is really out of shape
wouldn't buy him desu

I love how the people who managed his career ultimately fucked his career up.
>you'll be the next messi
>you'll have more social media followers than ronaldo
>we'll turn your name into a brand

None of that happened. Now no one in Germany likes him and most fans in the stands are in better shape than him.

...

Mounited to ride the pine while rppney plays cam

>gotze
>United

If he's going to the EPL, he will join Klopp at Liverpool.

Lelverpool can't afford his wages

Also
>muh loyalty
If he loves Klopp so much why did he leave Dortmund

>Kiwi shitposting

also I will die of laughter if Bayern get more than they paid for him

>tfw we will never take strayas shitposting crown

>implying it's about loyalty and not system babbyness

he will become to next MLS poster boy

Fuck benteke off to West Ham and give gotze his wages.

Sorted m8

>only 23
>already fat and washed up

what happened to you Mario
you're letting uncle Joachim down

Make Gotze Great Again

Anderson mk II

fuck off götze you useless cunt

he was pretty good against that already relegated bundesshit team that had literally nothing to play for though

Atlético Madrid

Klopp's ready to make him one of highest paid players to come to Liverpool.

>mfw all the haters get btfo and he has an amazing season

It would be interesting to see, what Cholo could do with him. He's turned some pretty shit careers around, just look at >Torres.

fucking rite m8

I don't know how true this is but apparently Juventus is after him since last year. Could this happen? Any germanbro can tell me if he heard anything related?

Who care what he does next? He made the winning goal in a WC. He'll never top that.