/heem/: Stipe Edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)

EARLY SROPPAGE

WEERDUM WAS PLAYING POSSUM

FUCKKNG BULLSHIT

Way to kick a guy while he's down

>Brazil

STUPID UNFUNNY FAGGOT MEME FACE MONKEY BRAZILIANS BALOWN THE FUCK OUT

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webm of Werdum single leg attempt?

BRAZIL BTFO

RATE THIS EVENT

werdum is still goat

fuck all y'all

>THE STATE OF BRAZIL

>HUES IN CHARGE OF NOT LOSING IN THE MOST EMBARASSING FASHION POSSIBLE

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>Aldo esque in his sprinting chin first into punches Joe

First for silent crowds who don't even politely applaud the KO.

>Werdum

Stipe is the literally the last guy you want to be rushing. Though, he was probably stunned from the punch before and got wild.

Heavyweight division is forever a joke. No one can hold that belt.

>knocked out with a 2 inch punch

COME ON

>based heel jones

is this the worse main event of all time?

>Coke N Poke saying this
Smhfamtbh

wow, this is a quiet crowd

>dat voice
He sounds like a redneck. It's so weird

lul

based jon

GET FUCKED MEMEFACE

WILL HE EVER DO THE FACE AGAIN?

goddamn, now we know for sure the Fedor fight was a fucking fluke

I wish Fedor would have hit him with one clean shot

He tweeted that when they were walking in.

I TALK AND I TALK AND I TALK

BUT GUESS FUCKING WHAT

I BACK IT UP

>HEEEEEEM STEEEPY
-HEEEEEM STEEEEPY
>HEEEEEEM STEEEPY
-HEEEEEM STEEEEPY

Heavy weight, the only division where technical skill doesn't matter.

Literally got ko'd by a short jab.

God damn dude.

GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN! GLASS JOE CONFIRMED BRAZILIAN!

KAJE BILO SVI PIČKA VAM MATERINA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Press "Hue" to pay respects

BRAZIL BTFO

barbarena and miocic btfo brazil

>into the trash it goes

BASED

Werdum looked soft, stiff, and fought like a complete fucking goof

>the state of the heavyweight division

>Brazil champions

NO MORE ROIDS NO MORE HUE MONKEYS

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

RIP MONKEY LAND

werdum is a fucking amateur

literally what the fuck was that even?

Is he wrong though?

I hate this

Pack a day trucker voice American with a Ruskie name btfo Werdum

delete this

faggot face is the new honda housey

>yfw brazil has ZERO champions in the post-VADA era

They probably didn't believe, it was so embarrasing. They could have applauded him tho ;____;

>Werdum saying in the pre fight promo that he wanted to get a knockout in the first round

Should we have seen this coming? It hurts lads...

it's a new 7-1 every fucking day, when will we be finally through this suffering?

get a 240lb dude to be lumbering forward falling into you and he's doing half the work of the KO

1 more champ for USA.

Ronda Rouseyesque in his charging Joe.
Shades of Jose Aldo in his knockout.

Stipe's girl is pretty hot for a Clevelander

>So i told him to rush with your hands down and he actually did it, the absolute madman

tonight was a good night lads

says the guy who needed to decision to beat a guy with a broken arm

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Fuck the heavyweight division

Only Brock made it fun

>SOME PEOPLE ARGUED WERDUM WOULD BE ABLE TO OUTSTRIKE OVEREEM

TOP
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FUCKING
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KEK
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>you'll never have honeymoon sex with your wife while wearing the tittle belt.

GOODNIGHT WERDUM, GOODNIGHT LADS
SLEEPY HEEMS

JESUS you could hear a pin drop in that stadium

miocic is the only good boxer in the heavyweight division

prove me wrong

Is Overeem next? Or will Cain get the shot if he beats Browne

4 goofs won it all

>potatofag unironically saying this

Didn't Jones have those insanely low test levels which indicates masking agents? Why did nothing ever come of that?

webm anyone??

Does Stipe not realize the HW title is cursed? Blown ACL in 6 weeks. Cap this post.

>plays senna's music
>dies

kek

These fools have no boxing fundamentals

MY BOY IS THE WORLD CHAMP

Does this count as a Cleveland championship?

>countries with no champions and no mma culture trying to make fun of brazil

So this is Miocic-Overeem while Cain recover from Browne right?

Why werdum so silly?

by this logic... eddie alvarez is the next one taking the belt

KINGS MMA LITERALLY got rekt

This marks the first time in history Cleveland isn't on suicide watch

Maybe you guys could start by electing a male president

Should have just fought Stipe on short notice, at least he would have had a good excuse for losing

Take a minute for yourself lad

No. But Jones is on the gas himself. If it was someone like Roy Nelson or Mark Hunt saying this I'd take no issue.

I just couldn't imagine Stipe being the world Champion.

IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION IM THE WORLD CHAMPION


>HUELAND

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Fact: Croatians are the most powerful race in the world

But Cyborg won.

...RDA

>asians with bundas
this is like some real life manticore centaur shit

Lets be honest here, miocic was pretty lucky

>Werdum doing some last minute cardio

Bigshit Shitva unironically beat your boy into a coma dutchlet

Is there even a single worthless fucking hue in the UFC that was actually fighting without some fucking PED?

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lol

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHASE SOMEONE DOWN WHO YOU KNOW CAN KNOCK BITCHES OUT?

>tfw no undisputed heavyweight champ

Great now we have to embellish manlets and the cowards hiding in light heavyweight.

overeem is next. dana is finished with injured ass cain

no Werdum was pretty fucking stupid

Lol'd too much to be healthy at this, and I'm an F1 fag

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