Stopping the game for a minutes round of applause for yourself

>Stopping the game for a minutes round of applause for yourself
>walking off the pitch while the game is still going and PSG have no subs with your sons who are wearing shirts saying "legend" and "king"

how pathetic is Ligue 1?

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Don't you mean how based le only domestic league player man is?

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>with your sons who are wearing shirts saying "legend" and "king"
those are their real names, shitlord

Zlatan Ibrahimovic surely is a marketing genius. He was never in the top 5 in the world but he's the most known football player after Ronaldo and Messi.

I used to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that too, but this guy might actually believe he's the greatest despite failing in every big match ever.

That's even worse lmao

>blonde sons

did Ibra get KEKED?

You can see their hair darkening. They'll probably have brown hair

nope

>>how pathetic is Ligue 1?
Probably the most pathetic league after this incident.

Would have been shown a straight red in any other top league or the manager would have forced him back on. Let alone allowing kids on the pitch.

>1. Paris St. Germain - 96 points
>2. Olympique Lyon - 65 points
>19. GFC Ajaccio - 37 points

It was utterly embarrassing, even yanks wouldn't do this.

Why, why you always have to bring us into these discussions. I swear you limeys have a weird obsession with us. Move on, we don't love you like that anymore.

that actually kept him from reaching a high level

:^)

Because Americans hype up athletes more than the sport. Nobody gives a fuck about golf but they know Tiger Woods for example.

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because youre the kings of cringe in sports

this is some usa tier cringe by ibrahimovc

it was a joke, my friend

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Jealous

Because Americans are the ones who stop their sports to have concerts or other stupid shit

The Brewers are based as fuck

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If you were to say "Jack Nicholas" at somebody on the street, 9/10 they know who that is

I fucking hate golf before you start

>You might have some history
>But we don't give a crud
>Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup
>(Shout the Opposing team's name)!!!!!

My god.

>soccer fans talking about cringe in sports

Funny this might be due to the relative development of publicity rights, in the context of Hollywood publicity rights for celebrities became a property right in 1953 whereas we never gave a right for celebrities to exploit their image in itself, they have to protect it through other venues such as copyright and trade marks

So in America athletes can become fucking rich by marketing because they afford them greater control over their image whereas it's not so easy here

t. lawfag with an exam tomorrow

You can say anything you want about Zlatan but he's a really humble guy who actually cares.

youtube.com/watch?v=wDJjcL9Ya4c

is this shit serious?

It was fucking hell

>Spends most of his time fighting and kicking people.

Such a humble guy.

Ligue 1 is pathetic as fuck.

They think they're more relevant than serie A, and get completely triggered when you tell hjem they're on pair with the portugese and dutch League.

While I wouldn't describe him as humble, he at least seems genuine and quite dedicated to his family, which is among the best traits a man can have

>N...Y...C... *CLAP*

>They think they're more relevant than serie A,

also PL,Bundes and Liga, everybody believes that and its all over the news

>**Songs not included on this list may be sung during the game**
I'd fucking hope so.

Are you the same retard who said pogba will leave juventus?
Stop posting in football threads please.

I would argue the Eredivisie is more relevant because they have some European history and have developed some world class players over the years.

Ligue is just PSG. Thats it.

Neymar did.

>britlard considers psg as part of ligue 1

lmao not surprised the 10 best ""english"" clubs are owned and coached by a foreigner

Stop making shit up thx

>They think they're more relevant than serie A, and get completely triggered when you tell hjem they're on pair with the portugese and dutch League.

Whoah whoah whoah dude, hit the fucking brakes.

Portugese league, maybe, but they're way behind the Eredivisie m8.

Why do I keep farting lads

So where does Zlatan go? Imagine if he went to Leicester for one season. I would eat a shoe if that happens.

LA Galaxy buys him for $15m, then loans him to Leicester for a season

>come on New York score a goal its really simple
>put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental

MLS or Milan

>I swear you limeys have a weird obsession with us.
Yeah we do tbqh.

>we don't love you like that anymore.

Cpuld have fooled me from the reaction of your women when i go stateside.

After the 4th (fourth) rimjob in two weeks i started to feel like a sex tourist

Why would Zlatan go to MLS? What's the quality of football about there?

>buys

ffs

the fuck

Why Milan? It makes no sense.

protip : football was existing before 2012

Yeah I guess we should all move to Mongolia then because they had an empire once, fucking dumb frog cunt.

Zlatans favorite club and his wifes favorite city

>thinking Ibra would go back to Milan for a third time now they have an absolute shit squad

Forgot his contract was up, cry some more

This fucking mug is the anti-Leicester, do not want.

Suits Zlatan perfectly. Flat track bully, big fish in a small pond. His ego can't take anything bigger.

>his wife's son

Those are pretty cringe but let's not act like they know how to write a soccer song. ffs it's not like the team has been around for 100 years like every fucking club in every village in Europe, the team is brand new

Yes. That's true. The problem is, instead of just being natural and finding their own voice, they try to force it, resulting in a pretty cringe situations

I guess they forced it because they didn't want to sound like a bunch of unorganized retards shouting random noises over a drum.

This shit is forced by psg board who is beinsport, owner of tv rights..
This club is cancer, he killed everything in ligue 1.

kek

He scores a header in the 90th minute to break the leagues goalscoring record and gets a standing ovation and his kids invade the pitch and he goes off as a legend. U mad? Drogba or Gerrard didnt go out on top like that.

5 TIMES LA

>won the league on a draw by another team

Worst premiership title win in history

But that'supposed to be the spirit.

>Now they're naming a stand after him

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Drogba and Gerrard didn't leave tinpot literally nothing leagues.

>THREE FUCKING SEASONS

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wasn't he gay?

don't forget to shout the opposing team's name

ate to much protien

Firstable, fuck your own mother

Secondly FUCK YOUR OWN MOTHER NIGGER

Inferiority complex

nique ta mère la pute consanguine fils de chien et va sucer sadiq

In France, football is played by noirs and arabs. What can you expect?

it was pretty cringey, the french fa should have intervened.

>all this autism

kek

tinpot league and club.

>naming a stand after a player that was there for 4 seasons

He literally called it a shit country. He doesn't give a fuck about the club past his paycheck. Embarrassing.

Why one kid id Lengend and the other King? Does that means that he like his long haired son more?

>French mad because someone says that their league is shit
Say one reason why the Ligue 1 is better than the Portuguese League
Protip: you fucking cannot

You should learn what irony or sarcasm mean retard.

>N... Y... C... ***Clap***

>that flag
>calling others niggers

AAAAAAHAHAHHAAH

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"NIGGER"

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probably Pique's or Maxwells kids

Their hair is probably going to get more brown later.

Also, Zlatan is like half Bosnian.

Top kek la

Genuine question to French supporters on Sup Forums who have been supporting their clubs before arab money - why the fuck do you guys still bother? Why aren't their riots and stuff against PSG? It's one thing for Chelsea and City to have money here, but at least the other teams are actually competitive

>win three Ligue 1 titles
>king
>legend

LOL

Yeah, they'd recognise him as the man from the shining :^)

Good luck faggot