Jose Mourinho has brushed off talk of managing Manchester United after fresh reports emerged of no agreement being in...

>Jose Mourinho has brushed off talk of managing Manchester United after fresh reports emerged of no agreement being in place.

>Sky Sports have reported that Mourinho, 53, has no agreement in place to join United this summer after a series of reports over the last few months suggested the deal is all but done.

Look forward to another year of Van Gaal

can't see it not happening, the board is stupid but not that stupid

IF mourinho is willing to come they'll get him to come

Look forward to another year of Mourinho to united rumours.

>Look forward to another year of Van Gaal
yup, and nobody can do a shiet about it

what reason to they have to stick with Van Gaal? he is obviously not the man for the job

Local news had it as LVG staying weeks ago, hopefully we don't get as riddled with injuries

No CL, no deal.

The only explanation is that they rate him higher than anyone else available.
>they don't want to take a risk on someone without experience at top level
>they don't trust mourinho
>they couldn't manage to attract koeman and conte

>sky sports
>sky sources

yeah, they're really the outlet I'd trust out of them all... not

>not the man for the job
that depends on what the job is. Maybe the board are happy enough with the current results, to the point of keeping him rather than sacking and paying him. Money is not infinite and they are not the owners for their passion to football

Poch or nothing

Mourinho is going to Spurs, Pochettino is going to United.

Please Mememouth and Pardew, put us out of our misery.

Meet me outside primark in 20.

>The United board are going to give LVG another £300mill to waste this summer

What scam are they pulling? Are they just trying to get rid of "dirty" money?

Can't wait to see who he brings in after the shitshow that were his last signings

>sell chichagod
>buy Depay

>Chico is good

Which players emerged from the dutch league this season? Throw like £50mill towards that. Then £50mill for Mane. Strootman might finally be on for £60mill. And £30mill on some Rojo tier CB.

>Milik
shit

------------------------ Navas (de Gea is Madrid bound)
Darmian - Smalling - Stones - Rodriguez
------------------- Blind --- Pjanić
Mata-------------------- Mane ------------- Memephis
---------------------------- Martial

stole this from a livershit fan sucking off firmino but look how fucking shit memephis has been. and this is under the man that bought him and played him in the national team. he makes rooney and herrera look like pele and maradona

who the fuck will buy rooney off us we need to get rid in summer

There is so much wrong with this that i can't be bothered to post about it

Rooney needs to play AM not striker.

Come to Everton is your last chance mou mate

enjoy sean dyche, or begging moyesy to take his old job back

>no sanchez
>no ozil
>no debruye
>no aguero
>no willian
>no diego costa

fucking livershits

debruyne*

>only counting the (arguably average) buys
>not counting the sold dead wood (arguable minus Hernandez) and their wages

No for real, if he doesn't go to United what will he do?

>sold dead wood
>Carrick still playing
>buying a crippled german
>depay
ect ect

Everton

horrible lmao

maybe a national team after euros. or valencia, milan, inter

>milan, inter
Lel, they would never pay him what he wants and they are too shit.

>dead wood
>di maria

fucking hell plastics

Rooney, Carrick, Young are still needed as experienced Utd DNA, Carrick is going to leave next.

I hope Herrera, Schneiderlin, Rojo, Memepiss improve a lot in their 2nd season. Fellaini to stay cause he's just the perfect wild card vs. those lower half table sides.

That was something totally (idiotically) different. Him and Shaw could of (I know) made this season look a lot different.

I still view this season as positive apart from a lot of underperforming players, injuries and the 1-2 months in Winter that cost us a title chance.

This would be hilarious, but Pochettino signed a new contract two days ago.

Valencia would be interesting. The fanbase is already toxic as hell, Jorge Mendes is heavily involved, and they have a very wealthy owner who is willing to spend a lot of money. Plus it would give Mourinho to get revenge on Real and Barca simultaneously. Could be very risky from a career standpoint though, PSG would be a safer option.

*it would give Mourinho a chance

Mendes (Jose's agent) is in Liverpool and will attend the Everton game.

lukaku to valencia confirmed

Oumar Niasse has been arrested for assault.

Police were called to a property in the early hours on Friday morning and arrested the 26-year-old Senegalese striker.

A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: “At 12.55am on Friday 13 May 2016, police in Salford were called to an address following a report of an assault. Officers attended and a 26-year-old man was arrested and was taken into police custody.”

A spokesperson for Everton said: “The Club condemns unreservedly any form of abuse. In this case, we understand an investigation is underway to establish the facts.”

>20m euros

>niggers

I still can't believe they sold di maria

please become the new pool

Di Maria was awful for them.

>Mendes (Jose's agent)

He's the agent of literally dozens of players and managers, for all we know Liverpool are interested in Andre Gomes

>this flag

go get shot or something

For that matter no Siggy. Though not sure he would score higher.

San Keylor stays fuck off

He's coming to Everton

He was, though. Di Maria is a great player, but things just didn't work out for him at United. He certainly didn't look like somebody who was worth breaking the English transfer record for.

That's because Van Laal played him out of position and didn't use him properly.

There's a reason only players like Fellaini seem to fit his PHILOSOPHY

I'd rather have Moyes and Giggs than van Gaal

MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??

Everton are getting Neil warnock you mugs, way too small time for Jose

>have a top 4 squad that's been underacheiving
>next biggest club in england (where he wants to stay) after man united that has a manager vacancy
>just got new shareholders and have money to spend

i ask again


MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??
MOURINHO TO EVERTON WHEN??

Fuck off la! Jose to Everton confirmed!

>a top 4 squad

>yfw Jose takes over Juventus

From reading the tabloids you'd think Mourinho was already in charge of the transfers

LVG will stay. Cap this post