You can post in this thread only if it is possible to die by wildlife in your cunt
You can post in this thread only if it is possible to die by wildlife in your cunt
It sometimes happens a cow crushes a farmer accidentally.
A squirrel bit me the other day, pretty fucked up considering how shy they are usualy
>his cunt didnt kill all the scary animals
Tfw the majority of deaths here are because people didn't take the proper precautions or are foreigners with no clue. Only exception is if you're unlucky enough to get attacked by a shark at the beach.
kek
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BEARS
the native amerindian population didn't grow due to brazilian nature lol
Boars can be quit deadly.
A deer hitting you on your bycicle too.
there's Moroccans and Turks everywhere these days
That's a big doge.
Other things too.
....ahem
BLACKS
does this count
A motherfucking puma /jaguar could end me
benis
>he didn't oblierate every animal bigger than a toddler
You can die by wildlife in almost every cunt.
BEES MAN. BEES.
but especially bears.
Sup
Bees do jack shit.
You mean wasps.
>possible to die
You CAN easily get killed by bees
>Punch their nest
>Get stung a gorillian times
>Die
These bastards kills 1000's each year. Every time I walk out the door, I fear for my life
WHO THE FUCK PUNCHES A BEES NEST!
But alright, if you're stupid enough you can die because of that. But then even a house cat can kill you.
House cat isn't "wild" life. But yeah, Russian said, "possible". It's possible to get killed by almost anything.
>Fall asleep
>Rats try to eat you
>Get your jugular vein
>Die
How? You can just kick them
In gommie Norway you can get stabbed by a wild nigger who would rather be in prison before he is deported.
With the ability to shot lasers from their eyes, yea good luck getting within kicking distance
Your country didn't kill them either as far as I see.
>agitate their home
>surprised they retaliate
>is an american
Sounds familiar.
>WHO THE FUCK PUNCHES A BEES NEST!
The same people who're diving into a lake of boiling acid.
It was a theoretical scenario as to how it's always possible for wildlife to kill you.
>Be British
>Get drunk
>Pass out in sub way
>Rats eat enough of you that you bleed out
etc.
>be american
>punch a bee's nest
>get stung
>go to clinic to get bee-sting ointment
>get shot
>shart your XXX-L khaki shorts as you mumble your last dying breaths
>"f-freedom ain't free"
Deaths caused by animal attacks or bites between 1998-2014:
Bees 23 (seriously?)
Dogs 19 (muh doge is a nice doge he didnunuffin)
Cows 12 (careful now)
Horses 8 (does not include riding accidents)
Cats 3 (the bastards)
Bears 1 (a man was killed in 1998)
Viper 1 (eep)
Honeybees 1 (what?)
Goats 1 (top kek)
Also 32 died riding on a horse or in a vehicle drawn by a horse. Horseback riding is a dangerous sport.
97 died in car crash vs a moose and 9 in a crash with a deer, a raindeer or horse.
sauce: a link to a local tabloid in Finnish:
iltasanomat.fi
are Moroccans wildlife?
Umm hello. We have crocodiles, bears, tigers, boars, pythons, every possible insects. Most won't kill instantly but will make you live in agony.
>People have died just on flowers.
This. Only the other day I heard that a 94 year old man got killed by an agressive sheep..
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To be fair, it was in France, but still. You gotta watch out for them sheep, they're pretty quick.
Oh, are we counting humanoid wildlife? Plenty of that around that might kill you, accidentally or otherwise. Their aim is bad..
>related
Notice he hasn't even unfolded the stock.. This happened next to a school that was open, IIRC.
wear reflective clothing
I don't want to talk about it
Whoops that's a big file
>2.19MB
>big
Well.....100 years ago?
f*ck your b*mhole it took me 45 mins to upload that
We have wasps and if you're allergic to wasp poison you could die. I don't know if I'm allergic so I could be and a wasp might kill me.
>spent 45 min for uploading 2.2mb pic
too slow internet system desu.
>cow
>sheep
>wildlife
Get out.
more moose in sweden than usa
most roads from southern sweden up to middle sweden have fences along the forests very large stretches
Wild snowniggers
>people don't know the danger of the eurasian elk and how many it kills every year
Legit our most dangerous wild animal, more so than bears and wolves. The elk will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>animals
Plebs. Only countries where the VEGETATION may kill you can reply to me.
well, we have yaguaretés, pumas, ocelots, foxes, lampalaguas, yacarés, eagles, sharks, caranchos
but of all these animals I'm pretty sure the only ones that actually killed people are pitbulls, rottweilers, argentine dogos, dobermans and neapolitan mastiffs
This is our country's most scary beast.
any questions?
>ruin
hehehe
We have dangerous vipers and spiders but their poison is rarely lethal
>cats 3
wew
It's pretty fucking unlikely to die by getting attacked by a bear or wolf, not to mention how rare they are.
However, it's very possible to die if you hit a moose with your car. Those things are fucking huge and heavy. Kinda like the BBC that split your mom open last night.
Svalbard has this disgusting human eating vermin all over the place.
skinwalkersewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
True
Fucking moose and their blind rage when you happen to accidentally walk near their offspring without making enough noise to scare them away
Boars are almost as bad
...
Then you replaced them with invasive species called pakis
>be Russian
>be friend to bears
youtube.com
>ocelots
that's literally just a cat.
our wild species needs to step up
>en.wikipedia.org
>The most comprehensive study of deaths due to tiger attacks estimates that at least 373,000 people died due to tiger attacks between 1800 and 2009
not my cunt but what the fuck
t. pakishit al britani
>you will never hug a big friendly Russian bear
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