Music for this feel?

Music for this feel?

When did it all go wrong? I genuinely feel for this guy.

AND I NEVER THOUGHT

>4 days
He'll be out in 2

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

man i like drake so much i wish shit wasn't like this for him

>yfw a Drake and Josh episode predicted all of this

>yfw Drake really does need Josh more than Josh needs him

I FOUND A WAY
I FOUND A WAY

I'D BE 600 GRAND IN DEBT BUT....

>2006
>Drake was the alpha ladies man
>Josh was the fat nerdy kid
>2016
>Drake goes full JUST
>Josh is in shape and mentally stable

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME IF YA DID THE CRIME

JUST

As far as I can tell, all Josh does while driving is make instagram videos or some shit. Goddammit Drake.

Highschool doesn't have to define you kids.

I wish you had told me this earlier, now all I've got is a bunch of insecurities

>in debt 600k
>DUI
>alt-right, posts racist/transphobic tweets
>failed musician, plays high schools
>failed actor after he grew up, Josh does lead in indie movies and some hollywood work, Drake played Timmy Turner and Spiderman on TV
>tried to start a feud with Justin Bieber for attention

This guy has been fucked up for a while
Who could be behind this?

Dan Schneider is the Birdman of children's television

Miranda Cosgrove is getting revenge for all the times he molested her.

>posts racist/transphobic tweets
I thought there was just that one time with Jenner, and he apologized for it

Drake Bell's gonna kill himself soon.

Do you know what you do with toys that grow too old? Toys that still want to cling onto you, but you simply can't appreciate anything that looks older than 18?

Is this Drake "Send the Klan on Any Trans" Bell?

I'm still baffled as to how this can even occur outside of failed high stakes business ventures. How can you be that fucking bad with money? How can it get that bad without actively trying to put yourself in horrific debt?

Fame is a cruel mistress. I can imagine being him, rich and relatively famous as a younger man. Now no one gives a shit about him but he can't deal with that, so he milks the fame by dragging out his career's life like one would a terminal cancer patient. It's inevitable before he either perishes from his own self destruction or swallows the pill of reality and gets an actual job, living forever as a bitter has been.

But he makes fun of Justin Bieber! How is this possible???

Still doesn't really help posting stuff like that when your career is already in shambles.

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider

Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Eight Years Old and He's Already Inside Her" Schneider

No such thing as bad publicity

It's normal for people with lots of money to just piss it away. It's why Pro athletes never stay wealthy.

Sometimes I wonder if Bojack Horseman is based off this guy...

I mostly agree with this sentiment but in the case of Drake Bell, someone literally no one gives a fuck about anymore, I'm sure the tweet was more harm than benefit.

I guess you've got a point here
I really just don't think it did anything in the long run. No one still gives a fuck about him

You know for all the shit Trump gets and how much people call him a retard he must know something because he's been able to stay wealthy consistently. True dumbasses with lots of money would still find a way to fuck it all up (i.e. a lot of athletes and child stars)

Are you retarded? I'm genuinely curious.

No you're retarded

Anyone who amassed great wealth through business obviously knows how to handle their money better than a child star or athlete

Every discussion on this website I fucking swear

it also helps to start with a "small loan of a million dollars" from daddy and sociopathic traits that allow you to fuck over everyone who goes into business with you for your own benefit

Carl the Cuck please go.

Doesn't mean he can't hold on to his money. In fact that's probably one of his greatest skills, seeing how so many of his business ventures fail

Sure it seems bad now, but he'll find a way

Trump may have elementary knowledge about political matters, but there's no denying that he's no dumbass when it comes to amassing wealth

IT MAKES ME HAPPY

Fuck meant to reply to

Was that the Drew & Jerry episode?