Man Utd vs Bournemouth match thread 1

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Lingard, Martial, Rashford.

Subs: Romero, Jones, Varela, Young, Herrera, Pereira, Memphis

Bournemouth: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Arter, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson

Subs: Holmes, O'Kane, Gosling, Gradel, Iturbe, Grabban, Afobe

you do NOT get your own thread

there will be an all in one thread
also there will be an all in one *comfy* thread

this is not okay.

2nd for Van Laal

>Federici
Bournemouth have already lost

I apologise

>No Rojo now

Holy fuck is he memeing us or something? Bet its gonna be Lingard AM Mata RW though

Actually want United to win this, as long as Swansea win too.

lifelong /mememouth/ fan here

Yes, sir, general autismo.

I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu

No point finishing 4th with Van Laal if we're just gonna go out in the groups again.

>I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu
United "supporter", hoping for a loss and losing CL. Fucking plastic shit.

Wouldn't getting 4th make it easier to attract a new manager though?

Dubs and United and city lose

>Wanting United to do bad

Go support Leicester

he's going nowhere even if he lost 10-0 today

Shit, you're stupid.

>wanting another season of LVG

We aren't going to get lucky and get drawn in an easy group like we did this season. We'll get battered and go down to the Europa League (or maybe not even qualify by finishing bottom). It's an utter waste of time.

Finish 5th, get Mou and sort this mess out.

why would mou want to manage a europa league team

It's pretty obvious he wants the United job. He expressed that he wants to manage in England again, what top 4 team has a managerial position available?

jesus fucking christ youre a fucking dumb shit. mou doesnt fit the manu profile at all. what would happen to rashford if mou came in? gone. what would happen to martial if mou came in? right back or some other meme shit. manu have really exciting young players right now and under mou will would never get a chance. not the manu way. mou will get you a few trophies in a short time but will leave with the team in shambles.
fuck off you retard

Go back to /t/reddevils with the rest of the whiny crybabies. Supporters support their team, period.

well only united

I'd rather have the pinoy support my team than you

>this meme that Mou will never play any youth players
>saying he'll fuck over Martial of all players

Our most promising talents in Januzaj and Pereira are forever benched, for shit like Lingard. You think LVG is good with youth because he gives debuts to any player and hopes any of them stick?

I support the future of United. Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion. You are actively supporting another year of his dire football, what a disgrace.

SUNDERLAND have more goals than United in 2016. SUNDERLAND.

might throw up lads

>le LVG out and get Mou

Fuck off, pal. Sick of you "supporters" that want Mouyes.

>tfw this will be the exact team that lines out for the Cup incl. Fellaini

Januzaj has been utter shit if you've actually watched the United the past two years. This is Arsenal tier entitlement

Ah yes, the Official Movie Producer Partners to ManUtd.

What does the 18 refer to?

...

He's been given 0 chances, what the fuck do you expect? Yet there's Lingard being the first name on the team sheet. What a joke.

Mou is objectively better than LVG. Sorry that I want United to not become the next Liverpool I guess?

>Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion.
I'll bet he never hoped for a United loss, faggot.

CH1 1AP, mate. Just working here.

Lingard has been a solid 6/10, Januzaj has been Depay tier. If the team was up to you United would be floating around relegation

the release date of the movie maybe?

or maybe it's a tribute to scholes because his footballing skills are inhuman :^)

Manure is absolute irredeemable garbage this season and should count themselves lucky that other """top""" clubs are also shit
Otherwise they would finish in midtable

It's not a meme, Mou hates youth. Say what you want about Van Gaal but Mou doesn't bother with youth.

Oh I thought you where that delusional pinoy from years ago. He was fun

What part of Vietnam are you from?

Lingard is an attacking midfielder/winger with 4 goals and 1 assist in 24 PL games. If that's 6/10 then I'm actually shocked.

Maybe they're the one who are lucky United have been shit this season?

>United 15/16 season highlights
>It Aint Me starts playing

Par for course for a EPL winger. Also
>muh stats
watch a game once in a while and see his link up play with Rashy/Tony is top notch, really missed him last match

apparently old trafford's getting evacuated

inb4 obvious jokes about attendance or whatever

Ah yes, the old try to delay the kick off meme is still a thing.

IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?

CONDUCTOR

ALLAHU ACKBAR!

Mourinho has LVG at knifepoint

come on Cherries!

t. City plastic

Why are the Bournememe fans still there?

wtf is going on?

how can there be a full evacuation but then say how long the delay will be

very strange

>people have been evacuated from Old Trafford after a suspicious package was found in the stadium. The Man U hierarchy could not identify what the object was but it was later determined to be a trophy

Thanks lad bible

>away section not evacuated

wat

fucking hell if this is some stupid publicity stunt I will hurt something

So when City go 1-0 up in the first half united won't even bother

>letting m*slims into the country

...

>Mouyes refusing to leave the managers office again

Should be title contenders next season when the team as no europien football

first exciting thing to happen at OT all season tbf

This is the best attack we've seen at Old Trafford in years.

>evacuating only the ManU fans
>code red for no disclosed reason
>knowing the exact length of the delay

Odds on them firing Van Laal if City go to halftime with the lead?

ISIS have had more shots on target at Old Trafford than United have had all season

NEW

good way to circumvent the simultaneous kickoff time rule

OH MY GOD A BOMB JUST TOOK OUT HALF THE SIR ALEX FERGUSON STAND

mashallah

> It's real

wut

3:45 kickoff

The Jews are behind this.

K-9 Units doing a sweep.
Wtf is going on?

#mufc confirm "suspect package" at Old Trafford

Why are only United games delayed

philosophy

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Refball

It is the prochesch

welp city already winning

abandoned

THE GAME IS ABANDONED

THE FUCK IS GOING ON????????

> It's a fire

JUST

MANURE ARE FINISHED

ABANDONED

Well it doesn't matter now, City gonna be up 2 or 3 at the half at this rate.

ABANDONED

FOPR FUCKS SAKE

AAAHHHHH

Well delaying the inevitable 5th place.

Enjoy loosing to Sevilla next season United bros

YES WEST BROM

is this thread abandoned??

there's a suspect package ITT m8

I bet it's those radical sikhs again lads

Suspect package in your pants ellie

BUT SIKHS ARE BRO TIER!!!!!

I blame those sneaky hare krishnas

Swansea playing like pure shite ofc

Fucking hate all these games being on at the same time. I don't know which one to invest my time in watching.

No doubt it was a mudslime citeh fan

to be expected, their resting half their team.

our own fault for fucking up against west ham really. just had to hold on for 15 minutes but nope, lets give away another free kick instead

top lel City is already winning so manure gave up already

Swansea's result against West Ham alluded to false hope, even with a bit part team

F E R N A N D O