there will be an all in one thread also there will be an all in one *comfy* thread
this is not okay.
Adam Harris
2nd for Van Laal
Aiden Williams
>Federici Bournemouth have already lost
Luis Reed
I apologise
Tyler Reyes
>No Rojo now
Holy fuck is he memeing us or something? Bet its gonna be Lingard AM Mata RW though
Zachary Fisher
Actually want United to win this, as long as Swansea win too.
Christopher Allen
lifelong /mememouth/ fan here
Asher Martinez
Yes, sir, general autismo.
Joshua Scott
I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu
No point finishing 4th with Van Laal if we're just gonna go out in the groups again.
Andrew Mitchell
>I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu United "supporter", hoping for a loss and losing CL. Fucking plastic shit.
Oliver Sullivan
Wouldn't getting 4th make it easier to attract a new manager though?
Jason Cooper
Dubs and United and city lose
Thomas Roberts
>Wanting United to do bad
Go support Leicester
James Hall
he's going nowhere even if he lost 10-0 today
Hudson Ross
Shit, you're stupid.
Jonathan Morris
>wanting another season of LVG
We aren't going to get lucky and get drawn in an easy group like we did this season. We'll get battered and go down to the Europa League (or maybe not even qualify by finishing bottom). It's an utter waste of time.
Finish 5th, get Mou and sort this mess out.
Noah Peterson
why would mou want to manage a europa league team
Lucas Young
It's pretty obvious he wants the United job. He expressed that he wants to manage in England again, what top 4 team has a managerial position available?
Christian Phillips
jesus fucking christ youre a fucking dumb shit. mou doesnt fit the manu profile at all. what would happen to rashford if mou came in? gone. what would happen to martial if mou came in? right back or some other meme shit. manu have really exciting young players right now and under mou will would never get a chance. not the manu way. mou will get you a few trophies in a short time but will leave with the team in shambles. fuck off you retard
Jeremiah Sullivan
Go back to /t/reddevils with the rest of the whiny crybabies. Supporters support their team, period.
Josiah Nguyen
well only united
Easton Long
I'd rather have the pinoy support my team than you
Nathaniel Jones
>this meme that Mou will never play any youth players >saying he'll fuck over Martial of all players
Our most promising talents in Januzaj and Pereira are forever benched, for shit like Lingard. You think LVG is good with youth because he gives debuts to any player and hopes any of them stick?
I support the future of United. Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion. You are actively supporting another year of his dire football, what a disgrace.
SUNDERLAND have more goals than United in 2016. SUNDERLAND.
Gavin Parker
might throw up lads
Justin Gonzalez
>le LVG out and get Mou
Fuck off, pal. Sick of you "supporters" that want Mouyes.
Parker Ramirez
>tfw this will be the exact team that lines out for the Cup incl. Fellaini
Jose Johnson
Januzaj has been utter shit if you've actually watched the United the past two years. This is Arsenal tier entitlement
Kayden Russell
Ah yes, the Official Movie Producer Partners to ManUtd.
Nathan Torres
What does the 18 refer to?
Jackson Robinson
...
Carson Morgan
He's been given 0 chances, what the fuck do you expect? Yet there's Lingard being the first name on the team sheet. What a joke.
Mou is objectively better than LVG. Sorry that I want United to not become the next Liverpool I guess?
Jordan Anderson
>Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion. I'll bet he never hoped for a United loss, faggot.
CH1 1AP, mate. Just working here.
Nolan Thompson
Lingard has been a solid 6/10, Januzaj has been Depay tier. If the team was up to you United would be floating around relegation
Brayden Scott
the release date of the movie maybe?
or maybe it's a tribute to scholes because his footballing skills are inhuman :^)
Aiden Wilson
Manure is absolute irredeemable garbage this season and should count themselves lucky that other """top""" clubs are also shit Otherwise they would finish in midtable
Elijah Taylor
It's not a meme, Mou hates youth. Say what you want about Van Gaal but Mou doesn't bother with youth.
Ethan Cooper
Oh I thought you where that delusional pinoy from years ago. He was fun
Aiden Morris
What part of Vietnam are you from?
Samuel Hall
Lingard is an attacking midfielder/winger with 4 goals and 1 assist in 24 PL games. If that's 6/10 then I'm actually shocked.
Jordan Turner
Maybe they're the one who are lucky United have been shit this season?
Noah Evans
>United 15/16 season highlights >It Aint Me starts playing
Ayden King
Par for course for a EPL winger. Also >muh stats watch a game once in a while and see his link up play with Rashy/Tony is top notch, really missed him last match
Mason Adams
apparently old trafford's getting evacuated
inb4 obvious jokes about attendance or whatever
Christian Reyes
Ah yes, the old try to delay the kick off meme is still a thing.
Ryan Edwards
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
Owen White
CONDUCTOR
Joseph Phillips
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
Kevin Carter
Mourinho has LVG at knifepoint
Adrian Howard
come on Cherries!
t. City plastic
Nathaniel Ward
Why are the Bournememe fans still there?
Benjamin Long
wtf is going on?
how can there be a full evacuation but then say how long the delay will be
very strange
Blake Lopez
>people have been evacuated from Old Trafford after a suspicious package was found in the stadium. The Man U hierarchy could not identify what the object was but it was later determined to be a trophy
Thanks lad bible
Liam Morgan
>away section not evacuated
wat
fucking hell if this is some stupid publicity stunt I will hurt something
Anthony Gomez
So when City go 1-0 up in the first half united won't even bother
Chase Perez
>letting m*slims into the country
Ayden Cook
...
Andrew Wilson
>Mouyes refusing to leave the managers office again
Chase Carter
Should be title contenders next season when the team as no europien football
Ian Peterson
first exciting thing to happen at OT all season tbf
Hunter Hughes
This is the best attack we've seen at Old Trafford in years.
Hudson Scott
>evacuating only the ManU fans >code red for no disclosed reason >knowing the exact length of the delay
Odds on them firing Van Laal if City go to halftime with the lead?
Jack Ross
ISIS have had more shots on target at Old Trafford than United have had all season
Mason Kelly
NEW
Logan Nelson
good way to circumvent the simultaneous kickoff time rule
Juan Anderson
OH MY GOD A BOMB JUST TOOK OUT HALF THE SIR ALEX FERGUSON STAND
Luke Nguyen
mashallah
Hudson Wood
> It's real
wut
Asher Evans
3:45 kickoff
The Jews are behind this.
Carson Evans
K-9 Units doing a sweep. Wtf is going on?
Gabriel Thomas
#mufc confirm "suspect package" at Old Trafford
Joseph Hughes
Why are only United games delayed
Kevin Morgan
philosophy
Carter Allen
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Colton King
Refball
Sebastian Wilson
It is the prochesch
Camden Martin
welp city already winning
Asher Thomas
abandoned
David Russell
THE GAME IS ABANDONED
THE FUCK IS GOING ON????????
Grayson Scott
> It's a fire
JUST
Hunter Perry
MANURE ARE FINISHED
Ian Foster
ABANDONED
Michael Hughes
Well it doesn't matter now, City gonna be up 2 or 3 at the half at this rate.
Christian Barnes
ABANDONED
FOPR FUCKS SAKE
Sebastian Sanchez
AAAHHHHH
Well delaying the inevitable 5th place.
Alexander Anderson
Enjoy loosing to Sevilla next season United bros
Luke Sanchez
YES WEST BROM
Jaxon Howard
is this thread abandoned??
Charles Sanders
there's a suspect package ITT m8
Jose Sanders
I bet it's those radical sikhs again lads
Adam Moore
Suspect package in your pants ellie
Logan Martin
BUT SIKHS ARE BRO TIER!!!!!
Chase Thomas
I blame those sneaky hare krishnas
Nolan Phillips
Swansea playing like pure shite ofc
Oliver Bennett
Fucking hate all these games being on at the same time. I don't know which one to invest my time in watching.
Ayden Collins
No doubt it was a mudslime citeh fan
Nolan Perry
to be expected, their resting half their team.
our own fault for fucking up against west ham really. just had to hold on for 15 minutes but nope, lets give away another free kick instead
Jeremiah Anderson
top lel City is already winning so manure gave up already
Zachary Williams
Swansea's result against West Ham alluded to false hope, even with a bit part team